Who put my kingdom on a major travel route and advertised to stop by? Jeez. One traveler after another, and the last one who stayed is ZERO help to me. In fact, she caused lots of headaches. And this one's "simple" surroundings need five of my gold nuggets? I knew I shouldn't have taken down parts of my fence to make room for more stuff in my kingdom. If you open it, they will come.
I sure would like to know what those swans do that will be worth my efforts and materials. They'd better fix me breakfast, clean up around the kingdom, and take care of all those animals, beasties and guests running around/hanging out.