Lol haha that was funny. See, sometimes I do get people's jokes.
Lol haha that was funny. See, sometimes I do get people's jokes.
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I sucked my thumb. My mother tried desperately to get me to stop since thumb sucking would brace my teeth out and I would have to wear braces. So she put some bitter tasting stuff on my thumb. So i switched to my other thumb. She did the same with that so i switched to my index finger. Lol. The game went on with all my fingers. She eventually gave up. I eventually stopped sucking my thumb and never had to get braces.
I never peed the bed. Who says peeing the bed trumps sucking thumbs?
I never ate glue (oh gross!)
I never ate my boogers (oh even grosser)
I did eat grass sometimes though. It's this sweet grass that dogs eat when they feel sick.
Last edited by bobbyrae; 03-13-14 at 01:40 PM.
Ok I confess that a couple years ago I was dreaming that I was peeing and it was the awesomest pee EVER and I woke up halfway through my awesomest pee and I was really peeing. In my bed. Beside my husband.
It was a bit awkward to wake him up and explain why I had to strip the bed and we had to sleep on the couch.
I just want to love you and squeeze you and call you George
I usually wake up BEFORE I actually pee. But yes I know that awesomest pee feeling. I think it's our body's way of saying, "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP YOU'RE PEEING THE BED!!!"
I've also had that dream several times but woke up before actually peeing or right as its starting. I've always been afraid of not waking up when not in my own bed.
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Of course I'm not "normal" nobody is.
Apple. Random? I think not.
I too have done this. To make it worse his mom was staying with us and she woke to find me washing the bedding at 3 am so I had to explain to her too. That was not a fun time.
If you saw Brownies in the kitchen that said "for school" on a paper covering them would you eat a whole row out of the pan?
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
-Lewis Carroll
I'm happy to hear I'm not the only one who has the awesome pee dream.
I'm completely normal. Yup.
I just want to love you and squeeze you and call you George