IVY & THE PURPLE COW
[at the Magic Garden]
IVY: ...
Ruler: What's wrong Ivy? You look glum.
IVY: I came out here to find some Magic Fruit.
Ruler: But you've always loved exploring the Garden!
IVY: That's not why I'm upset. It's that cow...
... ...
Stalker Cow: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
IVY: See? It's been eyeballing me since I got here. Plotting and planning.
Ruler: Ivy, it's just a cow.
IVY: Nuh-uh! I have a sixth sense about these things. It's up to no good.
Ruler: Ooooooooooooooo-kay... let's just change the subject.
Why do you need Magic Fruit?
IVY: I think it might be the key to unlocking the secret of the Glimmer Wood.
The plants in this garden are filled with magic. I'm talking *soaked* in it.
We humans just don't know how to draw it out!
Ruler: So who does?
IVY: Faeries!
(ivy>You may not have noticed the faeries, but I have.
Always darting around and hiding at the edge of my vision!
We just have to grab one up and watch how it gather magic from the fruit!)
Faerie Magic *capture a Faerie & 20 magic fruit that only grows in the Magic Garden*
ivy>Alright! Let/s head over to the Potion Shop!)
Ruler: So what are you going to do, exactly? Make a Magic Fruit salad?
IVY: I'm going to release the faerie near the Magic Fruit, and see what it does.
If I can watch it absorb the magic, I might learn how to brew an extract of pure-
Wait a minute! ...
Stalker Cow: ...
IVY: The cow is following us!
Ruler: Oh come on, Ivy. She's just friendly, that's all.
IVY: I don't trust that cow as far as I can throw it.
Ruler: She's probably just hungry, or something.
IVY: Well, I refuse to work under the watch of cow spies!
Ruler: Are you... ...are you being serious right now?
(ivy>I'm super-serious. A magical extract is a very delicate potion!
If that cow interferes, it'll be ruined! Let's distract her with some Cabbages or something.
Paranoia *30 cabbages for the stalker cow* ivy>You win this round, cow.)
IVY: Ok, I think the coast is clear.
Faerie, check. Magic Fruit, check. We just need some purple dye.
Ruler: Purple dye? Why?
IVY: To color the magic extract. Otherwise we might not be able to see it.
Also, purple is the traditional color of magic things!
Ruler: Well, it seems like you've thought of everything!
Care to guess about the chances of an explosion?
IVY: Unlikely!
Ruler: ... "Zero chance" would have been more reassuring...
. ...
Stalker Cow: ...
IVY: Alright! I've mixed everything together. Uncork that faerie jar!
Ruler: Faerie away!
IVY: This is it! We're finally going to discover the secret of the Glimmer Wood's magic!
Nothing can possibly go wrong!
Stalker Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
IVY: No! You stupid cow, get out of here!
Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
IVY: She's tipping over the cauldron!
. KABOOOOOOOOOOM! ... ...
IVY: *cough* *cough*
(ivy>Ok, this is it. All the secrets of the Glimmer Wood will be revealed!)
Ivys Experiment *brew Ivy's Magic Extract Experiment*
ivy> *cough* *cough* ... What happened?)
*Stalker Cow now a Purple Cow!*
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