The little people walking around the city just crack me up, saying random things like, "The llama is a quadroped." Then there's the guy who keeps asking, "?Donde est? la biblioteca?" and I'm all like, "Hang in there dude, it unlocks at level 20." My personal favorite is "That coin was enormous!"
Today though, I saw one that concerned me a little. As the passengers were arriving at the boardwalk the last one said, "No one will ever find me here."
Anyone else have a favorite citizen quote?