The Barons Game Tent & The Cabbage Hut
The Baron's Game Tent
Ruler: (Oh no, doesn't he ever stay in the castle?)
The Baron: Good news, peasants!
I have created a fun game to improve your dreary lives!
IVY: Ooo, I love games! How do you play?
Baron: It is simple!
You just take these crowns and throw them at figurines of my regal face.
If you crown the Baron, you win!
IVY: Ugh. Leave it to you to ruin games.
Baron: I do not require your approval, only your obedience.
Now have fun! I command it.
...
IVY: Figures. We get a new game to play with,
and it's about the Baron and his stupid crown!
Ruler: Well, he commanded us to have fun, didn't he?
We just need to change his game into something everyone can enjoy!
Ivy>How are we going to make a game with the Baron that's fun?
1. Crowning Achievement - 500 coin buys the Barons Game Tent in the Market!
Yeah right. Like we are going to play a game where we crown The Baron!
Ivy>Gross, there's pictures of the Baron everywhere in here.
IVY: Wait until you see the improvements I made to the Baron's game!
Rulers: Um, there's still an awful lot of Baron faces in here.
What's the improvement?
IVY: Before, you had to toss crowns at the Baron to make him King.
Now, you toss rotten cabbages! Here, watch!
*SPLAT*
And the best part is, each time you hit the Baron, you get a prize!
There's even some nifty Grand Prizes I made that
will help spruce up the kingdom!
Ruler: That sounds amazing!
So, you have any more of those rotten cabbages?
IVY: Oh, I've got loads. This game will keep me occupied for a looong time.
Ivy>Here you go. Now take aim, and don't be afraid to recall throw those cabbages hard.
2. My Cabbages! - throw rotten cabbages in The Baron's Tent!
Aim at The Baron, tap a face to toss a rotten cabbage at it! Win a prize for each face you hit!
Find all 6 unique prizes to win a Grand Prize!
Ivy>Three Splats in a row! You've got quite an arm!
Great Find! Look at all the prizes you won!
Come back to win some more awesome prizes!
The Baron: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS ABSURDITY!
Ruler: (Looks like the Baron found out about our game.
Quick, act nonchalant!)
IVY: Whatever do you mean? I'm acting nonchalant.
Ruler: (Smooth.)
Baron: Why are you miscreants throwing cabbages at my loveable likeness instead of crowns?!
IVY: Well, no one was having fun with your version of the game.
Ruler: You *did* command us to have fun, after all.
Are you saying we shouldn't obey your orders?
Baron: ...
IVY: I wonder what other commands we're supposed to ignore.
Baron: No! I--er, fine. You can keep this... game.
As long as you respect the chain of command!
Ruler: Of course, your worship.
Ruler & Ivy: (Hahahahaha!)
Ivy>Well, I'm out of cabbages for today.
You can buy more now, but I'll be restocked tomorrow.
3. Splat The Rat - throw more rotten cabbages
(Come back tomorrow to get 3 more cabbages!)
Ivy>Come back soon for more cabbages!
The Baron's Game Tent: Released -
April 15, 2015
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The Cabbage Hut
Royal Proclamation!
New Item: Cabbage Hut!
Drops 1 FREE Rotten Cabbage every Day!
Save them up to guarantee you always earn the grand prize
In the Baron's Game Tent!
IVY: Hah! Our version of the Baron's game tent is a hit!
The Baron actually believed his game was going to be fun.
Ruler: Your version is definitely more fun.
Though the smell of rotten cabbages is kinda gross.
IVY: Oh. Yeah, I've been making them near our farmhouses.
Ruler: ...
We should probably move that production far,
far away from where we keep our fresh food.
IVY: Right-o!
Ivy>The smell *is* pretty bad. Ok. Really Bad.
A specialized house just to produce and store these
throwing-at-the-Baron-cabbages will be perfect.
1. Spoiled Rotten - 450gems buys Cabbage Hut from the Market!
OT: Ah! There you are! Good news, everyone.
Ruler: What's the good news, Old Thomas?
OT: The citizens are much happier
now that the rotten cabbage production is far away.
Ruler: I'm glad to hear the people are happier.
IVY: And that happiness will DOUBLE when
they throw one of these at the Baron!
OT: Oh dear... I do wish we could all get along.
Ruler: Me too. I guess until the Baron changes,
we can have a little fun.
Ivy>No point in trying to fix what we can/t fix!
Let's enjoy ourselves and have some fun.
I bet you this next shot is going to land on the
"how could you feed me this horrendous from farm-to-table food?!"
2. Boom! Headshot! Throw some rotten cabbages
What did you win at the Baron's Game Tent?
Cabbage Hut - Update
October 15, 2015