An Open Letter to Sir Pigglesworth

[robotparade]

Dear Sir Pigglesworth,

Do you remember what we used to be? You used to make me feel so special, the way you would spring surprise gifts on me. Remember the time you gave me 5 gems? (I was breathless over how sweet you were.) Or the time you gave me 30 energy? Wow! Those were such magical times.

Lately, though, it just feels like you don't care the way you used to. 2 pieces of bacon? A wooden beam? These just aren't the kinds of gifts that make a girl feel special and loved.

Maybe it's time to take a break and put our relationship in the storage chest for a while. I've been collecting from this purple cow who really knows how to make me feel treasured.

Sorry. It's not me, it's you.

[riverly]

Sad but true. And don't even get me started on that slouch sir hamlet.

[twinkletoes12348]

Sad but true. And don't even get me started on that slouch sir hamlet.

That lazy little pig. I'd be happy to fry him up with eggs.

[meme1098]

I think he's been hanging around with the Baron too much.

[Dabag]

Thank you robotparade - the best laugh I have had in a long time!

[robotparade]

Thank you robotparade - the best laugh I have had in a long time!

I'm glad!

[Sandybellee]

LOL! This was hilarious! Thank you, robotparade! CS forum is definitely the most entartaining one of all.

But seriously, I need to have my Sir Piggy read this letter as well and step up his game!

[danzplace]

Hehehe!!! Back to the joy of friends and the game. Thought it was just my little piggy who seemed off his game. But then again, my cow is too. Perhaps they have the winter blues...

[meme1098]

Sir piggie gave me 5 gems yesterday. That stern, disappointed face before collecting must have done the trick...lol

[roguebee]

How cynical, the male stops giving expensive gifts and he gets the can...