Castle Story: Dialogue Guide

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C19 Glimmergate Part 1

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Royal Proclamation! Sabina saw a Lady in Red lucking around the Glimmergate.
Sounds an awful lot like her favorite fairy tale, but maybe she did see someone. . .
Lets Investigate!
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Sabina: *yawn*
Ruler: What's up, Sabina?
Sabina: Don't you think it's a LITTLE boring around here?
Ruler: Not really, life in the Glimmerwood is never boring with you guys around.
Sabina: Right, but I'm talking about ADVENTURE. And HEROES. And... VILLIANS!
Ruler: Umm... I guess. But drama and action like that only exist in books.
Sabina: Uh huh. But you know where the inspiration for these great tales come from?
Real Life! Which makes them REAL stories! Have you ever heard of the Glimmergate?
Ruler: Nope. What's that?
Sabina: Come on! I have a book that's all about it!

(Sabina>Lets go to my house and read all about the Glimmergate tale!
1.Only In Fairy Tales *Tales from beyond the Glimmergate* Sabina>Lovely, is it not?)
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Sabina: Great story, right? It has adventure, romance, and action . . All my favorite things!
Ruler: It sounds like a bedtime story for little girls.
Sabina: It's real, I promise you! Oh you must believe me!
Ruler: How can you promise that?
Sabina: When I was trapped in the tower, I saw the Glimmergate from my tiny window.
Ruler: Are you sure it wasn't something else? Like, a farmers door?
Sabina: It was THE gate, I'm sure. I also saw someone trying to enter it, but the gate was shut tight.
Ruler: Because it's not real!
Sabina: Nuh uh, because it's broken!
Ruler: I guess there's only one way to find out. I could use and adventure.
Sabina: I'm so happy you agree! Let's gather everyone, it'll be just like the tale!

(Sabina>Let's all gather up and do some acting! Stick to your roles everyone and it'll be
an Adventure just like the story!
2.Role Playing Adventure *we need a knight, an old wise man & a witch*
Sabina>Adventuring we go!)
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Ruler: Ok, we have everyone here. Shall we explore?
Sabina: Yes! Remember your roles everyone! I m the Princess of the group, keep me safe.
Thurston: Aye! As you say my princess, stay by my side and no troll shall troll thee!
Sabina: Yes, my knight in shining armor!
OT: Lets go slow! I need to document everything we say and do in my scroll!
IVY: Oooh, careful in these woods. . OR ELSE... A Skunkupine will sneak into your hair and live there...
Ruler: Geez... ok, stay close everyone. Let's go see this gate.

(IVY> Hehehe, time to play a harmless prank to keep things fresh!
3.The Glimmergate *expand to the Glimmergate*
IVY>Sabina was right!)
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Sabina: See! What did I tell you. It's real!
Ruler: Sorry for doubting you. This gate is massive.
Sabina: Let's go inside! Oh right, it's locked. . OPEN SESAME!
LADY IN RED: Hello, dears.
Sabina: AHH! A witch!
LADY IN RED: Witch?! You... Ahem. I'm *Lady* Greselda. What brings you here?
Ruler: Sorry about that. We're here to see if the legend of the Glimmergate was real.
Lady G: Adventurers from a Kingdom... What are your names, dears?
Ruler: These are my friends Old Thomas, Ivy, Sabina and Thurston.
Lady G: Pleasure. . to meet you all.
Thurston: Lady Greselda, if I may ask, do you know anything about this here gate?
Lady G: Do I? Only everything there is to know about it!
Sabina: Tell us all about it, please, please, please!
Lady G: Where are your manners, dear? How about you invite me back for tea first.

(OT>She's right, our Kingdom is all about friendliness.
Let's welcome her into our Kingdom and show her around!
4. Lady Griselda *She just looks a teensy bit suspicious*
Old Thomas>She seems... off somehow.)
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Sabina: Lady Greselda is super high maintenance! She asked me all about fine clothing!
IVY: She asked me about the immortality potion too.
Ruler: Maybe she's just self conscious.
OT: She also asked me if I had scrolls related to the Glimmergate!
Thurston: She asked me about my loyalty. I told her I only live to serve thee and only thee!
Ruler: Come on guys, she looks a little... suspicious. I'm sure she's just misunderstood.
Lady G: Who is misunderstood?
Ruler: Lady Greselda! We were just talking about... what kind of snacks to prepare for you!
Lady G: Since you're asking, I would love love love something *cough* sweet!
Ruler: Coming right up, make yourself at home while we prepare it!

(Lady Greselda>Oh dear, I'm not picky at all!
But I wouldn't mind if you made me some sweets while I stroll your Castle
5. High Maintenance *pies, cobbler, lemonade*
Lady Greselda>I eat 24 small meals a day...)
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Ruler: You don't seem to like it very much, was it too sweet?
Lady G: Heavens no! It was *cough* divine, thank you.
Sabina: Now will you tell us about the Glimmergate?
Lady G: Do you all know what lies beyond the Glimmergate?
Thurston: Nay! What dwells beyond?
Lady G: Magical creatures, mountains of jewels, swords of legendary heroes--
Thurston: Zounds, we must go there now!
Ruler: How do we open the gate?
Lady G: Ah, yes. The gate... is sealed. We need The Key of Doors to unlock it.
Maybe that Old Thomas of yours has the scroll to craft it...

(Old Thomas>Oh no, no, no. This won't do. I must hide in the Library...
I don't trust Greselda at all.
6.Beyond the Glimmergate *Key sure sounds legendary*
OT>This is a very powerful key to have!)
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Ruler: Thomas, do you know anything about the Legendary Key Scroll?
OT: If you're asking, then yes. If Greselda is asking then no!
Ruler: Maybe she's pushy because she's as eager as we are to open the door.
OT: I don't trust her, she gives me the heebie-jeebies!
Ruler: Then will you help *me* open the door?
OT: Of course! But I still have a bad feeling about this...
Some say that's where dark and terrible golems dwell! It may be best to not find out...
Ruler: I'm sure it's fine. I'll protect you if anything happens.
OT: Ooh pooey... I read that the Legendary Key Scroll was thrown into the Dark Caves.

(OT>The Legendary Key Scroll was thrown into the Dark Caves for a good reason?
I urge you, abandon this search
7. Legendary Key Scroll *may take a few trips to the Dark Caves*
OT>This must be fate...)
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Ruler: We have the Legendary Key Scroll, Lady Greselda! What's next?
Lady G: Child, child, this is most wonderful. You make me so happy.
IVY: Are you sure you're happy? Your face doesn't move much...
Lady G: Someone washed their mouth with Skunkupine--
Ruler: Be nice, guys. It says here the Key of Doors is a combination of all enchanted minerals.
Lady G: Yes... won't you be a dear and craft me the Legendary Key of Doors?
The Baron: Gold and rare things?! It's my lucky day. I'll just stick around and see...

(Lady G>Be sure they're crafted to perfection... or it won't do.
8. Enchanted Minerals
Lady G>Crafted to perfection... I like that.)
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Lady G: Yes... it's all coming together wonderfully...
The next step is to craft the key using the enchanted minerals.
Ruler: I'm sure the Magic Forge crafters can help us with that.
Lady G: That is true... I noticed you have quite the s****ed craft masters in your Kingdom.
Ruler: We all work hard here in this Kingdom.
Lady G: Hard working, is that so dear?
Ruler: Yeah... why are you making that face?
Lady G: That's a smile! A smile, dear. I'm very pleased with your Kingdom.

(Lady G>Soon, soon, soon. I'll have what I desire.
9. Key Of Doors *craft the key*
Lady G>I can cry over how beautiful this key looks...)
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The Baron: That's a marvellous key you got there.
Ruler: Baron! What do you want?
The Baron: As King of all Glimmerwood, I demand you give me the Key of Doors.
Ruler: Fat chance! This is our key, you didn't even help us.
The Baron: Aren't you becoming more and more of a brat. *grabs key*
Ruler: Hey! Give it back!
The Baron: Ahehehe... gold, jewels and marvellous things. I can taste it in between my teeth!
Ruler: He took off! Everyone, close off our gates!

(baron> Ahehehe! The Key of Doors is mine! I am the rightful owner after all.
10.Typical Baron *close the gates - ck buildings*
baron>You'll never find me!)

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C19 Glimmergate Part 2

* Boooo! Get off the stage! *
Ruler: I wonder what's going on...
Sabina: What a waste of my time! This isn't a good play at all! I'm leaving!
Ruler: Sabina, what's going on?
Sabina: Excuse my terrible mood, but I just saw the worst actor ever ruin my favorite play!

(Sabina>It's so rare that I'm unhappy with a play, but this new actor they have is just awful?
Really! Go see for yourself!
1. Acting Chops *visit Theater*
Sabina>The actor looks familiar? How?)

Thee... er. Thou.. UGH to the trolls with these lines!
Ruler: Ah hah! The terrible actor is... the BARON!
No one else ever says "to the trolls with" so and so.
The Baron: So what if you found me out?
You still won't get the key from me!

(Sabina>Oh no... he's running off again! Let's throw tomatoes at him to stop him!
2.Rotten Tomato *this is kinda fun - take Key back*
Sabina>That was very unlady like of me!)

The Baron: I'm the KING! Give ME the key--NOW!
Ruler: You mean you're a big PHONY!
Lady G: ENOUGH!!
Ruler: Lady Greselda... ?
Lady G: I've had it with the people in this Kingdom. Everyone is so... wonky.
Enough with the games, I cannot stand this foolishness anymore!
The Key of Doors is mine and mine alone! HAHAHA!!
Sabina: You're no Lady! You're a bad witch! Bad Witch Greselda!
Lady G: I rather like the sound of that? yes, yes, yes, QUEEN Greselda!
Ruler: What's...what's happening to me!
Lady G: Come under my spell, child. Now... unlock this Glimmergate for me.

(OT>You must stop walking to her! Oh no, no, no... the key!
3.Monkey In The Middle *unlock the Glimmergate*
OT>What have I done?)

Lady G: Ahahahaha! Yes, yes, yes! Glimmer Golems, come to your Queen!
The Baron: Queen?! I'm the KING! These Glimmer Golems are MY subjects!
Lady G: Shut up, fool. There's no need for a King here. *zap*
The Baron: Ahh!
IVY: Serves him right.
Lady G: Witch Ivy. I should lock you away in the Kitchen, far from the Potion Shop. *zap*
Anyone else dare defy me? Your gracious ruler of all Glimmerwood?

Lady G: First order of business. Everyone is to give me a warm welcome. *zapzapzap*
OT to Thurston: Quick, while she's busy zapping at everyone, let's get to safety.
Thurston: I am at your service, Royal Council. Come, Princess Sabina, I will carry thee to safety.
Lady G: Finally! I am treated with respect and warm welcomes.
Child! Assist me in charging the Glimmergate. We must prepare for the Golems.

(OT>Oh no, no, no. Our Ruler can't stop channelling energy into the Glimmergate.
I've failed everyone?
4.Summoning the Golems *tap gate to charge*
OT> Glimmer Golems are coming... )

Lady G: Where are your royal statues? Didn't the people like you?
Ruler: I will get a statue when I deserve it!
Lady G: Nonsense, child. Here, let me show you how it's done while we wait for the Glimmergate.
Make me a glamorous statue of... me! QUEEN Greselda. You'll complete it before
the Glimmergate if fully charged, yes?

(Greselda>Yes, a beautiful hand crafted statue fit for a Queen! I should have done this long ago?
5. Ruler Must Haves *craft evil queen statue - she doesn't look this good*
Greselda> All done, child?

Greselda: I was chased out from my previous home...
Someone like me shouldn't have to run from lesser fools!
I deserve a carriage, drawn by who else but the previous ruler. Ahahaha!
Ruler: Ughh... Once I break free from this I will banish you back to where you came from!
Greselda: Hahaha, wishful thinking, child. The Glimmergate will be complete by then.

(Greselda>Why give others a chance to accept me when I can just zap them into it?
6. Wicked Ride *craft evil queen carriage*
Greselda>Hmm, where to...

Greselda: Bring me my mirror, child. I need it to tell me who is the greatest Ruler of them all.
Ruler: Yes... my queen...

(Greselda>Ah yes, you finally learned to stop complaining.
7. Mirror Mirror *place the Magic Mirror*
Greselda>Don't be shy, tell me the truth Magic Mirror.)

Greselda: Magic Mirror, tell me, who is the GREATEST ruler of them all?!
Ahahaha! Watch this, child.
*after some time an image appears on the mirror*
Greselda: NONSENSE! *zapzapzap
Ruler: It was an image of... me!
Greselda: I'll show you who is the TRUE RULER! CHILD!
Make your QUEEN something to eat. NOW!

(Greselda>The mirror is broken... now go! Fetch me something to eat!
8. On The Wall *craft feasts*
Greselda>Remember, I eat 24 small meals a day.)

IVY: Heya! I didn't know you were in the Kitchen.
Ruler: HELP ... ME!
IVY: One step ahead of ya! When she banished me here, I got to work. See?
Ruler: Thanks... great... Ivy! Help ... ME!
IVY: Alright! Hold your Skunkupines! You can thank me later for using my noggin.
Drink this and it SHOULD make you immune to the Evil Queen.
This potion took me a long time to make. I'm happy I got started early. Phew!

(ivy>Trust me, I got this! Don't worry about the Kitchen, I'll clean it up later!
9. Ivy Saves The Day *chug ivy's potion- this better work*
ivy>you're free from her spell!)

Ruler: Thank you, Ivy!
IVY: No problem! What do we do now?
Ruler: Kick the Evil Queen's butt!

Greselda: I see you're free from my spell, child. No matter, the summon is COMPLETE!
Ruler: You're going down!
Greselda: Rise my Glimmer Golems! RISE and defend your new QUEEN!
Protect your Queen from the terrible people that want to harm her!

Thurston: Zounds! My sword cannot slash these golems!
OT: Only the Night Glimmer Sword can defeat these Golems!
Sabina: Legend say that sword can only be found on the other side of the Glimmergate!
Thurston: My liege! Send me to retrieve thy sword!

(OT>This may be our only option. Thurston, gather the best knights and
travel to the Glimmergate. Go swiftly!
10. Thurston's Bravery *adventure Into the Glimmergate,
have the blade of darkness, have the hilt of darkness*

(Thurston>I have brought back the Darkness Blade and Hilt for thee!
My liege, we must swiftly craft the Night Glimmer Sword!
11. Night Glimmer Sword *craft the Night Glimmer Sword, combine the blade & hilt*
thurston>Careful with the Night Glimmer Sword!)

OT: Take caution... this is a very dark powerful blade.
Ruler: Don't worry, I'll be careful.
OT: It's not just that... This blade is known for manipulating its wielders to go into rage.
Ruler: As long as my friends are here, I won't lose control.
Let's go smash some rocks!

(OT>(dialog incomplete) it.
12. Rock Smash *beat glimmer golems, collect glimmer shards & fragments*
OT>Do not let the Night Glimmer Sword control you.)

Greselda: Fools! What do you think you're doing?
I'm the ruler now, bow down to me! Accept me as the new Queen!
Ruler: No! I'll defend my friends and Kingdom from you!
Greselda: Who needs friends when you can have power and Glimmer Golems?
*zap zap zap*
OT: Ahhh! I'm bowing against my will!
Sabina: Me too! Help me!
Ruler: I'll defeat you? ARRGHHH!
Greselda: Child, child, child, your blade can't hurt me?
You remind me of the peasants I turned into frogs!
Ruler: What do I do?
OT: The... Blade... of... Light! Retrieve... it!

(Sabina>(dialog incomplete that's beyond the Glimmergate too.
13. Allergic to Light *adventure Into the Glimmergate, have the blade & hilt of light*
Sabina>Shine bright like a diamond!

Greselda: Oh... The Blade of Light... Hahahaha! It's no match for me!
Go ahead, craft your pathetic sword and meet me by the Glimmergate.

(thurston>You can do this, my liege!
Let's kick her smelly behind and banish her from our Kingdom!
14. Day Glimmer Sword *combine blade & hilt, craft the Day Glimmer Sword*
>The Day Glimmer Sword, it's truly blinding!)

Ruler: Ready or not, I'm coming for you! Leave my Kingdom alone!
Greselda: Come to me, child. And face your failure! Ahahahaha!

(OT>If there's a will, there's a way. With the Day Glimmer Sword, nothing dark can harm you!
15. Evil Queen Showdown *Beat the Evil Queen! - she's at the Glimmergate*
OT>We defeated the Evil Queen!)

OT: Unbelievable! This will go into history! And my scrolls!
Greselda: It was going so well...
Ruler: Greselda, you are no longer welcomed in my Kingdom!
IVY: Wait! Before we banish her, we'll need her for a teensy bit longer.
We need her help to close the gate or else the Golems will keep coming!
Thurston: Aye! Don't worry, my liege, I'll stand guard over the wicked witch!
Sabina: That won't be enough! Usually when there's a villain in the story,
extra measures have to be taken! We have to keep her under spell bound shackles!

(Ivy>I guess there's no reason to NOT believe Sabina...
Let's enchant the shackles.
16. Under Key and Lock *arrest the evil Greselda*
ivy>What do we do now? )

(Update to 1.1.6 for part 3!)

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C19 Glimmergate Part 3


OT: We did it! The Evil Greselda is defeated!
Sabina: This was just like the books, but better. Again, again! That was really fun guys!
Ruler: No way!
Thurston: Zounds! It's too early to celebrate, my liege!
Monsters are still poring from the gate! We must close it at once!
OT: The gate will close if we work together, but we'll need Greselda's powers as well.
Lady G: Hah! In your troll filled dreams will I help you!

(Ivy>I'm no witch but I know a thing or two about "turning people good" potions.
Let's make it for Greselda.
1. Shut the Door Ivy>How do we get her to drink it?)

Ivy: How do we trick Greselda into drinking our potion?
Sabina: Through a play! It'll be great, we'll make her believe our act!
Ivy: Ok! But no romance or high drama. Wait, maybe a high drama.
We need Greselda to believe this Emotion Potion is the Immortality Potion.
Sabina: Leave it to me!
Ruler: I can never catch a break.

(Sabina>Ok, take your places everyone! Oh this will be so wonderful!
Now, remember, high drama! We have to make her believe it!
2. Sabina's Play Debut *Rehearse at the Theater!* Sabina>Thurston... you watch.)

Ivy: Hello Queen Greselda, your glorious Majesty!
Lady G: What's with the smile?
Ivy: Remember that Immortality Potion you wanted?
Well I lied, I do know how to make it. And here it is.
Lady G: This smells like a troll. What's in it for you?
Ivy: In exchange for helping you claim this Kingdom, you must make me an apprentice.
Sabina: Ohh nooooo! Ivy! Don't betray us!
Ruler: Think of all the fun times we shared!
Ivy: Peace out, guys! This is for never appointing me as a Royal Council Member!
OT: Nothing in my scroll says how to stop someone that's immortal!
Lady G: Give me the Immortality Potion and free me!

(Ivy>She bought it! Hurry, give it to her!
3. The Grand Trolling
*Emotion Potion that is!* Ivy>We trolled her!)

Lady G: AHHHHH!!!!!!
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!
Ruler: Umm... ... Ivy... ?
Lady G: *sniff sniff* Wahh! Boo hooo hoo?
*huff puff* Heh.. Haha... AHAHAH!
Sabina: This is scary! Make her stop!
Ivy: I actually have never seen this potion in action before.
Ruler: Ivy! What do we do?
Ivy: I'm sure she's fine. Let's see if she can empathize with us.
Lady Greselda, will you help us close the Glimmergate?
Lady G: Ahaha! Haha... hah... Yes, yes. Sure, my dearies.
Thurston: Zounds! She's skipping to the Glimmergate!
Ruler: and... I will never forget this day.

(OT>Swiftly, before she changes her mind!
4. Emo-tional Griselda
OT>Glorious job! The Glimmergate is sealed!)

Sabina: Huzzah! The gate is closed! But what about the evil witch?!
Ruler & OT: We should ask her why she did this.
Ruler: Greselda, why did you have us open the Glimmergate?
Greselda: I was driven out of my last home for being a witch...
Well, I am a witch, but I didn't do anything harmful!
Ruler: What happened?
Greselda: After I escaped, I'd been living in the woods alone...
I knew there were Glimmer Golems on the other side of the gate.
And I thought, if I could free them, maybe I could start my own little village.
And they'll protect me from people that want to hunt me.
Ruler: Why didn't you just ask us if you could join our Kingdom?
Greselda: I assumed all other Kingdoms were like my previous one.
Ivy: I was chased out just like you! But this Kingdom is different.
Greselda: Greed took over and I thought I could take over your Kingdom...
I'm willing to repair the damages I've caused if you'll have me in the Kingdom.

(OT>That's a shame... my scrolls say a lot of witches have been treated this way.
Ah, a sad cycle indeed.
5. No Place To Go OT>Oh dear... did anything bad happen?)

Sabina: Now that you're no longer a villain, let's change your clothes!
OT: Good idea, Sabina! Then she won't look so suspicious!
Lady G: For me... New clothes, oh my! I would love that!
OT: This is quite strange.. I'm not used to her being this... unsuspicious.
Sabina: Try this. No this! With this too!
You have to try all of this on together!
Ruler: ...
Ivy: ...
Lady G: Hello. I am Queen, ahem! Where are *my* manners?!
I am Greselda! Pleasure to meet you all!
Thurston: Zounds! Her face has movement to it now!
Ruler: *face palm* Thurston...!

(OT>What a wonderful display of kindness from the Ruler!
Maybe Sabina and I should retell this story in a scroll and spread it to other Kingdoms!
6. Fashion Police OT> I guess you can't change your taste.)

Lady G: Welcome, welcome! How do you like my home?
Ruler: Ivy? Your potion doesn't alter personal... taste?
Ivy: I guess not.
Sabina: Lady Greselda... this looks...
Lady G: You... Don't like it?
Thurston: Zounds! Is that a Troll Horn collection?
Lady G: Polished to perfection, dear.
Thurston: Fantastic! I wish I had something like that!
Ruler: Phew... nice save Thurston!
Ivy: I don't think he was joking.

(OT>Well... I guess she still like the... spooky looking decor.
Let's get her a house warming gift that's friendly looking.

7. Specific Taste *House Warming Party!*
OT> Yes to new friends!)

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C20 Discovering Adamant

*BOOOM*

IVY: Ack, ack... Whooooo, that was bad!
Lady G: Oh dearie, what were you trying to brew?
IVY: I'm trying to see if I can create Adamant.
We used up all of our Adamant supply to craft the legendary swords.
Lady G: What for?
IVY: Uhh... (to fight off your Glimmer Golems?)
Lady G: What was that, dearie?
IVY: Nothing.
Lady G: Well, with two witches combined surely we can come up with the recipe!
IVY: I'm not a witch!

(Lady G>Not a witch? Hahaha! Yes, yes. Of course.
A good witch wouldn't brew this many explosions!
Anywho, let's try mixing some things together and see what we get.
Adamant Alchemy. Lady G>It seems we created a poisonous apple.)

Lady G: Really dear? A poison apple? That was a painful trip down memory lane.
IVY: It was a joke! ... Well, let's think about it for a second.
Adamant is hot to the touch, a material found deep in the mines, and very strong.
Lady G: Ah, yes, yes. We should look at the unique qualities of Adamant and
then try to replicate it. What shall we experiment with?
IVY: What's hot?
Lady G: Hot Peppers!
IVY: Rat Tails!
Lady G: Fire... dearie, did you say Rat Tails?
IVY: Sure did! Have you ever eaten one? They're spicy!
Lady G: ...

(Lady G>Red Fish are known for their spicy flavor.
I wonder if we can fish one out from our pond?
A Witch And A Half Lady G>I don't want to know, but I must ask. . .)

IVY: Don't tell anyone! That's the secret recipe in my hot sauce!
If it's good, why does it matter?!
Lady G: I suppose that is true.
IVY: Focus! What should we try next?
Lady G: Ahem! Don't you hustle me, young lady!
IVY: Sorry, I just got a little excited.
Lady G: Adamant DOES come from deep in the mines...
Perhaps we combine all the things found in a mine?
IVY: Alright! Let's get to it!

(ivy>I'm happy to have you here, Lady Greselda.
It's always fun to brew things with someone.
So, shall we visit the magic forge to melt things?
What Does It Matter?
ivy>Ack, ack. We Created Mithril! But this recipe is too volatile to be worth it.)

IVY: Adamant IS very rare. And it COULD be said to be a mythical property...
Lady G: Meaning... ?
IVY: Maybe we should mix all the things mythical and see what happens
Lady G: Manticore Whiskers and Dragon Scales?
IVY: Yup.
Lady G: You are aware, dear, that these are very rare?

(ivy>Not to worry! It is for a good cause after all.
I'm sure no one will mind us experimenting with some.
So Far Fetched.
ivy>Huh, did we just discover something else entirely?)

IVY: I think we just discovered something new!
Lady G: That glow is... mythical indeed! What shall we name it?
IVY: Mythic Essence!
Lady G: Makes sense. I like it.
IVY: We didn't discover Adamant, but this is just as incredible!
Told you the ingredients wouldn't go to waste!

(Lady G>Dear, I believe that was all luck.
Imagine our sadness if nothing came of our experiment.
Any-who, let's spread the word of this lucky discover.
Tell One, Tell All.
Lady G>And just like that, this discovery will be heard from all over! )

IVY: Glimmer Golems are tough, yeah?
Lady G: Indeed. What are you thinking of, dearie?
You ... aren't proposing...
IVY: No, no, no. Of course not! ...
Lady G: ... Well, mixing Glimmer Shards and Glimmer Fragments is an option.
IVY: Let's use that... and Mithril. Maybe the Glimmer properties will enchant the Mithril!

(ivy> I've never seen Glimmer Fragments and Shards in action before!
I can't wait to see what this will create!
Just Discovered Fire ivy>We did it! We've found the Adamant Alchemy!)

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C20 Christmas Trees

Ruler: So, what are some winter tradition? I still can't remember what they are?
OT: Not to worry! You will learn thrm all by heart in a matter of time.
IVY: Yeah, don't sweat it! Just know these few things?
Hot Chocolate, Reindeers, anddd... PRESENTS!
OT: Well... ah... alright, fine. If you ere to simplify it, that would be what Ivy describes.
Ruler: I like the sound of that!

(ivy>I can't wait to open up presents! My sister Belladonna always gives the best gifts.
She gave me my very first Easy Brew set when I was a little sapling!
Surprise, Surprise! *Find the best place for the Classic Tree* ivy>What did you get from under the tree?)

IVY: Classic Christmas Trees are great, but nothing beats the Grand Christmas Tree.
Ruler: What's that like?
IVY: This is my sister's favorite holiday, so naturally she would create an elaborate tree.
Lucky for you, I know how to create one as well!

(ivy>Belladonna is a very particular lady! The Grand Christmas Tree will always hold better gifts than the Classic or Winter White Tree
It's Raining Presents ivy>I'm making it rain presents, literally!)

[Dabag]

C20 IVY THE FORTUNE TELLER
note:listed all fortunes but dialogues incomplete
- collected by PMs from other players, update threads, and actually reaching that fortune myself.


IVY: Hey! Think of a number and I'll guess it.
Ruler: Um... okay?
IVY: Six!
Ruler: Sorry... I was thinking Eight.
IVY: Looks like I can't tell the future!
Ruler: ...Why did you think you could tell the future?
IVY: I found a recipe for a Clairvoyance Potion!
Ruler: So you took the potion to see if you could tell the future?

Ivy>No, silly! I had to make sure I NEEDED the potion before I asked you to make it!
Future Concerns *craft the Clairvoyance Potion - recipe in the Potion Shop*
Ivy>Yess! I can't wait!

IVY: Is that the potion? I'm going to try it! Oh! It's working!
Wealth comes from knowledge. When was the last time you collected from a Library?
Ruler: Wait, what happens if I collect from a Library?
IVY: I can't tell you! Fortune tellers are MYSTEEERIOUS!
*collect from library*
Ruler: Wow! That's a lot of coins!
IVY: Told you!
Ruler: Ok, I'm sold. What s my next fortune
IVY: If you want fortunes so much, then build me a Fortune Teller tent!

*build Fortune Teller Tent*

Fortunes from Fortune Teller Tent

1.
IVY: Oooh, your fortune is becoming clear to me!
I foresee a bountiful harvest of wheat in your future!
1.The Bountiful Fortune
Harvest Wheat x 15
Ivy>See? I was totally right
Rewards: Wheat harvests doubled for 15 collections.

2.
IVY: I see a hidden sparkle of wealth and bounty!
Ruler: What does that even mean, Ivy? Hidden where?
IVY: I'm a fortune teller! A girl has to have some mystery.
2.The Sparkle Fortune-check everywhere for something sparkly (Where to start?)Collect from Talinum Auranticum x 1.
Ruler: Whoa, five Gems! This must be the fortune Ivy was talking about!
Ivy>Great Job! You found it!
Rewards: 5 Gems

3.
IVY: Have you ever heard of the Skunkupine that laid the golden egg?
Ruler: ...NO?
IVY: YOU WILL.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... (battled 9 skunkupines )
Ruler: Maybe Ivy's just making up stories.
Let's beat up one more Skunkupine to be sure. A Golden Egg!
3.The Egg Fortune
Battle Skunkupines x 5.
Only one skunkupine will reward you with a Golden Egg x 1
Ruler: I guess I have heard of the Skunkupine that laid the Golden Egg now!
Reward: A Golden Egg (from 10th skunkupine)

4.
IVY: Ready for another fortune?
I foresee a great ruler seeking wisdom by the waters.
Ruler: Hey! I do that all the time!
IVY: Oooh, but this time will be spark-tacularly different!
4.The Water Fortune
Collect from Pond x 1 (Check the waters)
Ruler: Oh wow, look at all these Mermaid Scales!
Ivy! I think I found the *spark-tacular* fortune you were talking about!
IVY: Mermaid Scales bring great wisdom, don't forget that!
Rewards: Mermaid Scales x 10

5.
IVY: Something unexpected will fall from a tree... today!
Ruler: Something unexpected *always* falls around these woods...
IVY: Really! This unexpected surprise will make you pucker your lips!
Ruler: What?! I'm not kissing *anyone*!
Ivy>Something unexpected will fall from a tree... today!
5.The Lip Puckering Fortune (Chop down different kinds!)
(Check every tree- Chopped down Dead Tree x 3
Ivy> Unexpected, right?
Ruler: Oranges! Lemons!
IVY: Yep! They may be sour--
Ruler: And that's why I'll pucker my lips! Phew, no kissing.
Rewards: Random fruits (from Dead Tree

6.
IVY: Oh no...
Ruler: That sounds bad... what is it, Ivy?
IVY: Beware of where you step, something is out to get you?
Ruler: I should have known this good fortune streak was going to end...
Ruler; Ah! An enchanted booby trap!
IVY: Are you ok? I'm glad you dodged that and protected your noggin!
Ruler: Thanks to you, Ivy! Now... who could've set up this trap?
Well, on the bright side, we have an Enchanted Block we can repurpose for good!
6.The Booby Trap Fortune -Be careful around the Kingdom
(Enter each shop with caution!)Collect from Cottage x 1
Ivy>Glad you dodged the booby trap!
Rewards: 1 Enchanted Block

7
IVY: I foresee--
Ruler: Not another one!
IVY: But it's a good one!
Ruler: Okay, let's hear it!
Ivy>I see bags of Glimmerdust in your fortune!
7.The Glimmerdust Fortune -Where could we find Glimmerdust
(Mushrooms?) Collect from Red Mushroom Circle x 1.
Ruler: Ivy was right, this is a Glimmerdust filled fortune!
Ivy>Who knew dust could be so heavy
Rewards: Glimmerdust x 10

8
IVY: Wow, this is your best fortune yet! Are you ready for it?
Ruler: Really? What is it!
IVY: I see a precious metal hidden away, waiting to be found!
Ruler: Where, where?!
IVY: It's hiding in some place green...
8.The Precious Metal Fortune
(Where could this metal be)
Chop Fern Patch x 1
Ruler: Hooray! Our knights can definitely use this Mithril!
IVY: Good fortune, am I right?
Rewards: Mithril x 1

9
IVY: Oh no... another one...
Ruler: Is it really bad? My worse fortune yet?
IVY: Yes... Something or someone is after you, be careful!
Ruler: ... Don't worry! I'll be extra careful.
The trap was at my house last time...
9.The Other Booby Trap Fortune
(Where it could be)
Collect from Farmhouse x 1
Ruler: Ah-hah! I found the booby trap this time!
IVY: Smart cookie! You went looking for it this time!
Yep! Bad fortune or not, I'm not letting anything keep me from my Kingdom!
Now, let's repurpose this Enchanted Wooden Beam for good!
Rewards: Enchanted Beam x 1

10
IVY: I foresee the Kingdom citizens extra hyper on sweets!
Ruler: Umm... hyper? Is this a good or bad fortune?
IVY: I don't know. Tell me when you find out!
Ruler: ...
10.The Hyper Kingdom Fortune
(Where do we get snacks at)
Collect from Market x 1.
Ruler: This must be the fortune Ivy was predicting!
The chefs are on a roll! Not a burnt sweet in sight!
Rewards: Sugar x 5

11
IVY: Ooh, I see a luminous meeting in your future.
Ruler: When, when?
IVY: Not sure. But I do see lots of nature in the background when you meet!
11.The Luminous Meeting Fortune
(Visit a Garden, I guess)
Collect from Magic Garden x 1
Ruler: Whoa, the Faeries are dancing in the magic Garden!
This must be what Ivy was seeing!
*faerie: Hello. *giggles*
Ruler: Hi! Wait, don't go!
Rewards: Magic Fruit x 5

12.
IVY: I have a smell vision!
I smell something pungent coming your way.
Ruler: Er... Where?
IVY: Nope! My nostrils are sealed!
12.The Pungent Fortune
(What's really smelly)
Collect from Troll Pit x 1
Ruler: Oh wow, a stash of Troll Essence! Ivy, was this the fortune?
Rewards: Troll Essence x 5

13.
IVY: ...
Ruler: Another bad fortune?
IVY: Do not eat your next meal.
Ruler: Umm... ok. Thanks for the heads up.
13.The Malicious Fortune
(I'm starving)
Collect from Old Thomas House x 1
OT: Oh dear, lunch is going to be late.
They found poison in the soup!
Ruler: Phew, I'm glad it was discovered before anyone got hurt.
Rewards: 2 Mysterious Venom

14.
IVY: Your... Hahaha... Ok, ok. Your fortune... Hahaha!
Ruler: Stop laughing and spit it out!
IVY: I can't. I saw a vision of the funny minstrel that tells jokes between two ferns.
Ruler: So my fortune has to do with...?
Hey, stop laughing and tell me!
14. The Funny Fortune
(Is a Minstrel coming)
Chop Fern Patch x 1.
Ruler: Awesome! I found some Gems hiding in between the fern!
I thought a minstrel was going to visit our Kingdom and tell jokes...
But this is just as nice!
Rewards: 5 Gems

15.
IVY: Oh, this is a good one.
You're going to be a REAL hero and save the show!
OT: I'm quite excited for this play! Won't you come back stage with me to meet the actors?
Ruler: These props are quite realistic. Hyah!
Whoa! It just cut wood in half!
15. The Hero Fortune
(Maybe we should go watch a show)
Collect from Theater x 1
OT: Oh dear... someone would've gotten hurt badly!
I'm glad you found this prop misplacement!
Rewards: Longsword x 3
==*==
Fortunes from the 17 April 2014 Update

16.
Ruler: Ok, what's my next fortune?
IVY: Hey, do you think plants are living things?
Ruler: I think so... ? Hey, that's not a fortune!
IVY: Yeah huh! You're gonna learn today they ARE living things! You're going to run into a handful of Living Wood soon.
Ivy> You're going to run into Living Wood very, very soon!
16. The Living Wood Fortune -Where would we find living wood?
(Why is it called that anyways?) Collect from Sawmill x 1
Ivy>You just got 9 pieces of Living Wood!
Rewards: 9 Living Wood

17
Ruler: Hey Ivy, I'm ready for my next fortune.
IVY: Help me send a letter to my sister.
Ruler: Wouldn't that be, you know, weird?
IVY: Nope! Besides, you're so adorable that the clerk will make a mistake.
A pleasant mistake, that is.
(ivy>Just be natural. No! Don't go "MOoOooooO"!
*remember, be super charming to the clerk!)
17.The Clerk's Mistake Fortune
.Can you help me send this letter to my sister Belladonna
Trade with Belladonna x 1 (royal exchange)
*Trade with Belladonna: Living wood x 15, Mushrooms x 30, Rat Tails x 15
Rewards: Extra trade ticket x 1

18.
18.The Glowing Fortune
(I see Radiant Skin in your future)
Collect from Conservatory x 1.
Rewards: Floral Glow x 2

19.
19.The Mischievous Spirit Fortune
(Finish the Mystery Craft)
Craft Mystery Fortune x 1 (Workshop)
Mystery Fortune: Glimmerdust x 10, Stones x 30, Purple Dyes x 3 (20mins)
Rewards: Rainbow Pot x 1 (Random Reward?)

20.
20. Ivy's Hungry Tummy
Give Skunku-pie x 1.
Rewards: Simple Feast
-you are giving Ivy a snack so she can continue to give you more Fortunes!
This is a rare drop. Make sure you're doing "Trade With Belladonna". It may take a few more tries. Keep trading and good luck

21.
IVY: Ooh, that was yummy. Ok, back to the program.
I foresee... sharp stuff sticking out of wood in your future!
Ruler: That doesn't sound good. What else do you see?
IVY: It won't be bad. You're going to stumble across it soon!
And you'll be glad to see it! Just Stroll around the Kingdom
Ivy>Just stroll through the Kindgom! You'll run into it eventually.
21.The Pointy Fortune - Just stroll around the Kingdom
(You'll run into it when you least expect it!) Collect from Market
Ivy> See! Troll Clubs! Pointy and woody!
Rewards: 2 Troll Club


22.
Ivy: Ever had magic beans before?
Ruler: Nope. That's just a fairy tale.
Ivy: Not sure how the story goes, BUT! If you visit a
special animal you'll get some magic seeds!
Ruler: Don't you mean sell the animal in exchange for beans?
Ivy: Nope! Your fortune is totally different from the fairy tale.
Ivy>I think the story was... Jill And The Giant Bean Tree?
22. The Magic Beans Fortune
(One of these animals will give you Magic Beans)
Collect from Purple Cow x 1.
Ivy>Not really magical, but try growing them anyways!
Rewards: Dark Seeds x 5

==*==
FORTUNES From the JULY 10TH, 2014 UPDATE

23.
Ivy>It's something you'll trip over when you least expect it in the Kingdom.
23.The Glimmer Rock Fortune (Let it go! You'll trip on something eventually)
Chop down Old Log x 1.
Ivy> See, told ya you won't be mad about it!
Rewards: Glimmer Shard/Glimmer Fragments per chop

24.
IVY: I'm not sure if this is hilarious or gross?
Ruler: Hilarious for who and gross for who?
IVY: Hilarious for me. Gross for both of us.
Ruler: Geez... Let's get it over with. What do you see?
IVY: Lots of smelly things will drop today. Really.
Ivy>Hey, don't look at me like that. I'll be right there to suffer through
The gross part with ya! I just get to laugh about it is all.
24.The Gross Fortune -Smelly drops?
(I hope this smelly drop doesn't come from...)Collect from ANY Cow x 1.
Ivy>Yep. Smelly fertilizer
Rewards: Fertilizer x 10

25.
Ruler: Can I get a better reading this time?
One that doesn't involve... droppings.
IVY: Hey, it's what you attract! I don't pick 'em!
Ruler: ...
IVY: Hmmm... Ahh... Uh huh...
Ruler: What do you see?!
IVY: A very SEEDY fortune hiding in the trees.
Ivy>I'm serious! I'm not rigging your fortunes. It's just he draw of the cards!
Anywho, your SEEDY fortune is waiting for you somewhere in the trees.
25.The Seedy Fortune (It's hiding in the trees!)
Chop down White Birch x 1 (Pile of Seeds per chop)
Ivy>Literally! Seed! Not the suspicious kind.
Rewards: Pile of Seeds per chop

26.
IVY: Hmm... this is fishy.
Ruler: What do you mean?
IVY: My smell-o-vision is smelling it. But the whole thing is just... fishy!
Ruler: Ivy, that makes NO SENSE at all.
IVY: You'll think so too! The fortune is waiting somewhere forgotten.
Ivy> I can't tell you EVERYTHING> A girl does gotta keep her secrets.
The Fortune is waiting for you somewhere forgotten.
26.The Fishy Fortune -Anything seem fishy?
(It's hiding some place Forgotten!) Collect from Forgotten Roost x 1.
Ivy>It's fishy right? Why was there a feast here?
Rewards: Mercury Feast x 1

27.
IVY: Ok, this one smells better, I promise!
Ruler: Better than the fish, or better than the cows?
IVY: It's not my fault your fortunes stink!
Really though, this one is different...
Ruler: If you say so...
IVY: Just follow your nose to a place that smells sweet!
Ivy>I can smell this scent all day. It's a lovely fragrance, that's for sure.
27.The Fragrant Fortune- follow your nose (Follow the Fragrant scent!)
Collect from Conservatory x 1.
Rewards: Red Petals

28.
Ruler: Hey Ivy, you look dizzy! Are you ok?
IVY: I feel fine, but suddenly I'm seeing stars!
Ruler: Did you bump your head?
IVY: No, it's your new fortune! You'll find something that shines in the dark.
Ruler: That sounds kind of spooky.
IVY: Trust me, this fortune is out of this world!
Ivy>Where is it dark and out of this world in our Kingdom?
28.The Shining Fortune - find the starry fortune
(It's some place dark!) Collect from Observatory x 1.
Ivy>Use a Wisp Lantern when exploring in the dark!
Rewards: 3 Wisp Lantern

29.
IVY: Hey kiddo, I've got some bad news... or maybe it's good news!
Ruler: Something tells me it's going to be both.
IVY: You're going to find yourself in a sticky situation...
...or maybe stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Ruler: That sounds pretty uncomfortable.
IVY: Don't worry -- it'll turn out for the best!
Ivy>Phew, I'm glad it's not me that's in a sticky situation! Because I'm always in one.
Anyways, your situation is between the rocks.
29.The Sticky Fortune - Find your sticky situation
(It's between the rocks!) Chop down 1 Small Rock Pile
Rewards: one Super Glue per chop

==*==
FORTUNES From the NOVEMBER 6TH, 2014 UPDATE

30.
Ruler: What's up, Ivy?
IVY: Oh, not much. Just thinking about your next fortune.
Ruler: Do you know what it is?
IVY: I'm not sure. Have you ever seen a monster wearing a necklace?
Ruler: I don't think so, no.
IVY: Well, be on the lookout for one, just in case.
IVY>Don't worry, I'm pretty sure what I saw was a monster with some shiny jewellery,not a monster with a shiny weapon or fangs.
30. The Shiny Fortune -beat up Monsters
(Monsters wearing jewellery?) beat up 2 Fangbeasts
Rewards: 8 Silver Ore (4 from each one defeated)
4 Silver Ore fro

31.
So, I've got some bad news. Your next fortune is muddy.
Ruler: Please tell me you mean *unclear.*
IVY: Nope, the other kind.
I see something shiny, but it's covered in mud.
Ruler: Do I need to start digging?
IVY: I don't know -- maybe you just need to find some help.
Ivy>I *would* help, but I don't know where to start looking!
I've done a lot of digging in the dirt of my garden,
but I think what you need is a mud expert.
31. The Muddy Fortune - Find some help
(A helper who knows about mud?) Feed one pig
Ivy>A golden apple? I guess pigs know mud better than anyone!
Rewards: One golden apple

32.
IVY: Look at you -- you're all wet!
Ruler: I am? I don't feel wet. What's going on?
IVY: It's your next fortune, silly! And it's pretty soggy.
Ruler: Am I going to go swimming?
IVY: I'm not sure, but I forsee you having to dry off!
Ivy>I've got some towels waiting for you back at home--
whatever you find is going to be pretty waterlogged!
32. The Soggy Fortune
. Look for something wet x3 (Probably somewhere there's water...)
Go to the well 3 times.
Ivy>Are those trade tickets? You're lucky the ink didn't run!
Rewards: 3 Trade tickets !
*if you have over 99 Trade Tickets, you won't be able to receive more.
For players that had over 99, the Trade Ticket is not given, but extra Coins are rewarded.

33.
IVY: Hey kiddo, I've got your next fortune...
...but I don't really know what it means.
Ruler: Ivy, I feel like I *never* know what these fortunes mean.
IVY: Well, this time, whatever it is has the cows all shaken up.
Or maybe not the cows -- maybe it's just the milk.
Either way, you'll find your fortune with the animals.
Ivy>What do you get when you shake milk?
Not just a little, either -- a whole lot.
I'm going to try it while you see how the animals are doing.
33. The Churned Fortune - Go check on the animals 2x
(Where you get milk!) Collect from stable twice.
Ivy>Looks like we both ended up with ice cream!
Rewards: Ice cream

34.
IVY: Hey there! How do you feel about fruit with fuzz on it?
Ruler: Does... anyone like fruit with fuzz on it?
IVY: I don't know, but that's your next fortune.
You've got some really fuzzy fruit...
...and you look pretty happy about it!
34. The Fuzzy Fortune - Look for fruit x10
(Fruit with fuzz on it?) Pick 10 strawberries.
Ivy>Those strawberries look just fine now that you took the wool off!
Rewards: 10 Wool

35.
IVY: *Achoo*
Ruler: Ivy, was that you sneezing just now?
IVY: Sure was! Gosh, I just got a peek at your next fortune...
...and between the dust and the pollen, I've been sneezing ever since!
Ruler: Should I be seeking my fortune in the castle's attic?
IVY: I don't think so -- if I were you, I'd check out the flowers.
Ivy> *Achoo* This sneezing is just too much!
If you look at plants with pollen, you'll find dust there, too
--hopefully you won't sneeze as much as I do!
35. The Dusty Fortune - Look for the right plants
(The same color as what you're looking for?)
Collect 5 times from the flower "rocket larkspur".
Ivy>Glimmerdust is my favorite kind of dust!
Rewards: 5 Glimmerdust

36.
IVY: Ooh, I'm jealous of your next fortune!
Ruler: Really? How come?
IVY: Because it's going to be so tasty!
Ruler: Tasty in the way anyone would like, or tasty in the way you like?
IVY: What's the difference?
Just look for your fortune in a place you'd find food!
Ivy>I don't know why nobody in this kingdom likes to explore new kinds of food!
Maybe once you find your fortune, you'll change your mind about what you like!
36. The Tasty Fortune-Seek your fortune
(In a place you'd find food!) collect from Tavern 1x
Ivy>Spicy food is the best, you'll see!
Rewards: Spicy Feast
==*==

Fortunes from January 29, 2015 update

37.
IVY: The Fates have granted me another glimpse into your future!
[I]Ivy: I see someone important... Coco? Is that her name?
Ruler: I don't know anyone named Coco.
IVY: Oh, you WILL. Maybe. This is an imprecise science.
Ruler: What will this mysterious woman do?
IVY: Not sure. All I know is that she'll put some pep in your step.
Ivy>You just need to find this Coco woman! I hear she might be around the crops... not sure why.
37. Hot Coco Fortune - Find 'Coco'
('Coco' is a pick-me-up) Harvest 15 cocoa.
Ivy>Cocoa! That makes a lot more sense.
Now we can drink some Hot Cocoa for an energy boost!
Rewards: "a boost in energy" while harvesting Cocoa.
*collect 1 energy each collection (15x)

38.
IVY: I've heard the whispered voices of fortune, and they tell me BEANS are in your future!
Ruler: Um... beans? I guess that's OK.
IVY: Yes, beans! But not just any beans. FANCY beans. The beans of kings!
Ruler: Do kings eat a lot of beans?
IVY: How would I know? You're the ruler around here.
Ivy>Beans *are* a magical fruit, so it'd make sense that Kings would enjoy them so much. Do beans grow on trees?
38. Beans, The Musical Fruit Fortune - Look for 'Beans'
(There's bound to be beans somewhere!) Chop down any 3 trees.
(the Fancy Beam drops at the last cut of each of the three trees you need to chop)
Ivy>Oh, Fancy Beams, not beans! I guess beans aren't in your future.
That's a bummer.
Rewards: 3 Fancy Beam


39. Stubborn Rubble Fortune
Chop an iron rich rock.
Rewards: adamant

Ivy> ??? A "troll club" and going where the trolls hang out...Fighting.
40. The Troll Troupe Fortune
Collect from troll pit three times.
Rewards: a troll club at each collection

41. Fortunate (For Some) Fortune
Collect from the Marketplace 3 times.
Rewards: a woven cloth
(each collection from the Market Place should reward the Woven Cloth...)

42. Lipstick on a Pig Fortune
-Collect from a regular pig 4 times.
Rewards: 1 sugar each time.
confirmed drops from the plain pink pig.

(because I like it, quoting KishmishPls
" It's nothing quite so nefarious
These pigs are just so temerarious!
They like to go questing
But while they are resting
You may find a pig- that's hilarious!

"KishmishPls, you've gone quite insane!"
"Are you sure you're not out of your brain?"
Dear players, I'm sure
That Advent'ring's the cure
If pink piggies are causing you pain! "


List of Fortunes Post #3 in the HUB
https://forums.storm8.com/showthread....=1#post1043994

Please update your game to 1.3.1 to see the fix for the Fortune goals where the dialog does not appear and only see the goal in your Kingdom Goals list.

[Dabag]

C20 Fruit Crate Trade

Complete this quest line to unlock a new trade in the Royal Exchange called: "Trade With The Fruit Farmers"
- "Trade With The Fruit Farmers" drops a variety of fruits including Apples, Oranges, and Lemons and has a chance of dropping a Golden Apple.

The Baron: *humming a tune*
Ruler: (The Baron skipping and whistling. This can't be good...)
You're too happy. Who did you steal from this time?
The Baron: Always hostile, are we? Don't you recall?
I come by to inspect your Kingdom when you least expect it.
Ruler: Everyone is happy and well. You can see your way out now.
The Baron: Nonsense! As a dedicated King I get in the trenches and do the work myself.
I can't just accept word of mouth to be true! No, no, that would be atrocious!
Ruler: (Yeah, you will do the work when it comes to taking things that aren't yours.)

(baron>If you must follow me around like a loyal hound, why not?
I am going to inspect your architecture, produce, and... gold supply. Don't mind me.
Micro Managing *visit deep mine, cathedral, conservatory, amphitheater, tavern, jeweler*
baron> Ooh, what's this? How come I don't have this in MY Kingdom?!

The Baron: And what. Is. This?!
Ruler: It's just umm... a regular ol' garden!
The Baron: I've been spending time with a great wizard, you know.
This isn't just ANY garden. I feel a magical presence coming from this garden.
Ruler: (I thought I could fool him...)
The Baron: Of course, a simpleton like you wouldn't know.
Ruler: ..
The Baron: Ah, WHAT WASTE! Such a shame I can't move this garden closer to me...
Tell me sweet heavens, what have I done to deserve this?!
Ruler: Don't be so dramatic.
The Baron: Heaven, shmeaven. I believe in making my own destiny. Take it in my hands. Heheheh...
Ruler: Why do you always look at me like that when you talk about forging your own destiny...
The Baron: Nothing! Now. As your living King, I demand a picnic thrown in my honor at this magical garden.

(baron>Ah, but before we get to the fantastic picnic you're going to host in my honor, I demand a tour.
I want to immerse myself in the garden's magical fields.
What Gold Can't Buy *tour the magic garden* baron>Pah! My spells aren't any stronger.

IVY: Duh! Your technique stinks, Baron. Being in a magical field isn't going to make you better.
The Baron: What poison you hurl! I think somebody needs to be turned into a tree again.
Ruler: If you're going to continue being nasty, you're going to get escorted out.
The Baron: For my picnic I want a grand feast. Go on. These meals won't cook themselves.
Ruler: ...

(baron>I want delicious stew, soup, and steak. Oh, and don't forget the dessert.
Won't you be a dear and prepare it? Your precious King can't rule on a ravenous stomach!
The Extravagant Picnic *give-tomatoes, prime cuts, hearty stews, carrots, cabbages, hot peppers*
baron>Simple, yet delicious fare.

The Baron: *smacking his lips*
Ruler: Is it to your liking, *cough* your highness?
The Baron: Quite. *licks fingers*
IVY: (I just lost my appetite.)
Ruler: (Me too.)
Are you ready for dessert? You eat that with a fork. Just thought I'd let you know.
The Baron: I've grown quite bored of cakes with decadent designs. I own the best pastry chefs. Just thought I'd let you know.
Ruler: ...
The Baron: I fancy something the simple peasants make. You know, the simple pie topped off with fruits, with a little cream on the side.
Ah, the days of my youth. Of course no one can make it as well as my dear old mother.
Ruler: We're low on fruits.
The Baron: Make it happen.
IVY: I'm sure the local farmers will trade us something for the fruits.

(ivy>If we trade the local farmers something they don't have, I'm sure they'll gladly shake down their fruit trees for us!
A Kings Appetite *trade - royal exchange* ivy>Look at that, a crate of fruits!

(NOTE> the name of trade here & trade at exchange different

The Baron: Splendid! That wasn't difficult now was it?
Ruler: That's because you didn't do any of the work.
The Baron: Who cares how it happens? As long as it gets done, that's all that matters.
I'm growing impatient. Where is the dessert I requested?
Ruler: It's going to take some time to bake. Maybe your amazing wizard can magically conjure the pie for you.
The Baron: Why would I task my great wizard with such mundane tasks? That's what you're here for!

(baron>A King gets what he wants, when he wants it. The stench here is becoming unbearable.
Get this done swiftly before I lose my appetite. As His Highness Commands *give apple pie & orange cobbler*
baron>You've paid your duties to the rightful King. I'll be back again!

[Dabag]

C20 Spooky Flight (Glimmerbat)

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Royal Proclamation!
In celebration of the spooky holiday,
Old Thomas has something he wants to show you!
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OT: Ah, there you are! Do you know what time of year it is?
Ruler: Hmm... Trick or Treat time?
OT: Close, but not exactly!
Every time around this part of the year,
Glimmerbats leave the Ancient Vaults!
Ruler: Glimmerbats? Sounds dangerous, should we do something?
OT: Not at all! They're friendly creatures. Come take a look see through my telescope!

(OT>No reason to worry. Come along. You'll be able to see them better from the telescope above my home!
Spooky Flight OT>They're frugivores! That means they eat fruit!)

OT: They're marvellous creatures, are they not? Frugivores, too!
Ruler: Are you sure they aren't blood suckers?
OT: Very sure! When I was a boy I always wanted one as a pet.
But I was told I can't... Our small town saw bats as a witches' best friend.
Ruler: Well, if you say they're friendly, I think you should have one as a pet.
OT: Really? Let me show you all my plans! I've documented so much on Glimmerbat care!

(OT>I am beyond the Glimmer Moon! I can't remember how old I was when I wanted a pet Glimmerbat...
10 years old? Oh my... I can't even imagine myself being 10!
Childhood Dreams *Spook-tacular!* OT> I used to think I'm the Batman!)

Ruler: Ok, let's build the home... here! What are our first steps, Thomas?
OT: First we must get this area cleared out and then we can start building the fencing!
Ruler: Sounds easy enough.
IVY: Did I hear a Glimmerbat Habitat?
Ruler: Know anything about them?
IVY: I had many pet Glimmerbats in my last Kingdom! I'll give you guys a hand!

(ivy>The more the merrier! This is going to be one lucky Glimmerbat.
Let's gather some starting materials. One Lucky Bat ivy> It's looking better!)

Ruler: Doing things as a group speeds up the process for sure!
OT: Yes, yes, the more the merrier!
IVY: Well, what's next, Thomas? Speak now or I'm going to build it my way!
OT: According to my scroll, we need to build the fencing now.
Ruler: Can't they just fly out... ?
OT: Oh.. I forgot...
IVY: It's ok. We can train them to fly home!

(ivy>Oh, Thomas. It's ok, we'll build the fencing even if it's just for show!)
On The Fence ivy>Silly Thomas! Bats can fly!)

IVY: How do you like it? Anything at all like your childhood dreams?
OT: Yes! But even better! Thank you!
Ruler: What's next, Thomas?
OT: Let's see. My scroll says a cave will keep a Glimmerbat happy and healthy!
But not just any cave! It must be made out of Spooky Glimmer Rocks!
Ruler: Sounds spooky... where do we find those at?
OT: I've overheard the Knights talk about seeing some in the Ancient Vault!

(ivy> Time to go on an Adventure for some rocks. Sounds like Thomas, yeah!
Spooky Glimmer Rocks *Found some Spooky Glimmer Rocks* ivy> I love it when a plan comes together!)

Ruler: We're all done!
OT: Yes! All that's left is the Glimmerbat!
IVY: I know just the place to get one. The Ancient Vault houses lots of em?!
OT: Oh? it's too scary for someone like me to venture into...
Ruler: It's ok, I'm sure our brave knights will help us!
IVY: Yep. And then we place the little fella in here.
OT: I hope he'll be happy with what we made!
(ivy>We're almost done! Let's catch a Glimmerbat and place him in this habitat we built!
My Little Bat ivy> So which fruit does it like?)

IVY: D'aww, you're adorable! Yes you are! You know that?
Ruler: So, what are you gonna name him?
OT: Ah! I haven't though about that part...
Ruler: Is it written on your scroll somewhere?
OT: Nowhere... I guess I was too wrapped up in the planning...
IVY: Well, make one up!
OT: How about... Apolly!
(ivy>Apolly it is! I wonder what his favorite fruit is... )
Apolly, I name You! ivy> We should train him to fly back home... )

[Dabag]

C20 Harvest Pergola

Old Thomas: As Ruler of this Kingdom, you have to make a big announcement
for how we'll be celebrating this year's thankful holiday.
Ruler: Umm... I don't remember much of my past. What normally happens?
IVY: We celebrate our friendships with lotsa food!
Ruler: I like that. Let's continue that tradition!

OT: Perhaps we can celebrate it with a Harvest Pergola.
We can all gather around, eat, talk, and be merry!

(ivy>The Harvest Pergola will be a grand way to celebrate.
Ooh, can I be on the decorating committee?
I also wouldn't mind being on the cooking committee either!
Harvest Pergola *place & build the Harvest Pergola - lots of food coming soon!*
ivy>Decorating committee it is!

IVY: Ooh, you know what would be special? Let's feast outdoors and enjoy nature!
Ruler: I like that. Change of scenery from our usual feasting hall in the castle.
OT: Since we're deciding on the floor plan, might I make a suggestion?
Ruler: Sure thing! What is it?
OT: A fireplace to keep us warm. My old bones won't last long if we're to celebrate outdoors.
(OT>My scroll says that Fire Bricks are the best material to use for a fireplace.
I'm positive we have a reserve in the Ancient Vaults. Time to pull them out for the winter months!
Teeth Chattering *adventure to Ancient Vaults - fire bricks* OT>Splendid! Fire Bricks hold heat much longer!

Ruler: Oh wow, these Fire Bricks are hot!
IVY: Yep and they haven?t even been in the fire yet!
Ruler: We'll be warm for sure then.
IVY: And be able to have a conversation without our teeth chattering!

(ivy>That's for sure. Can you imagine how our conversation would go?
P-p-p-p-pa-s-s-s-s-s th-e-e-e-e-e... well, you know how it goes.
Getting Hot In Here *upgrade to lv.2 - lets build the fireplace*
ivy>Who wants to light the fireplace?

Ruler: With the fire going, it'll be easier to build our pergola. What's next?
OT: We'll need the blueprint for the four columns we plan on having.
Ruler: Don't tell me. You can't find the column scroll?
OT: Ho ho! Quite the contrary! The bandits took it from us awhile back when we weren't watching.

(OT>I was excited because I can finally say I didn't misplace the scroll!
But I realize we're in a worse off predicament... I hope our knights can get it back for the roaming bandits!
Traditional Column Crafting *adventure to find Roaming Bandits -get the blueprints*
OT>We got our Column Blueprint back!

OT: These are gorgeous! Let's get them in place.
Ooof... we're going to need some help!
Ruler: I'll ask our knights for help!

(OT>Silly old me. There's no way we could get these massive pillars in place.
Four Pillars *upgrade to lv.3 -set the columns* OT>I say we set up the furniture next!

IVY: Hey, hey, hey! I'm on the decorating committee!
Ruler: No Skunkupine decoration!
IVY: I know, I know. I was thinking of going with the column's theme.

(ivy>If I were on the cooking committee, I would prepare Skunkupine everything!
Just kidding. For decorations, let's go with beautiful lush flowers.
Decorating Committee * craft some Ancient Flowerpots*
ivy> One for each pillar!

IVY: So, how do we get these flowerpots up there?
Ruler: Beats me.
IVY: I know! Let me climb on your back. We can be the super tall duo!
Ruler: I'll be right back with the ladder.
(ivy>Hehehe, that was my way of telling you to get the ladder because I don't want to do it.
One Each *upgrade to lv.4 - then we're done* ivy>Who's hungry?!

Ruler: I would like to make a toast, to all my wonderful friends!
Thank you for all the fun times! I'm thankful to have you all in my life!
Old Thomas: Hear, hear!

(ivy>Let's eat! I'm starving! Thankful for Friends! *feast at the Harvest Pergola*
ivy>Ahh... I ate too much.)

End of quest