Not going to work exuses

[funnyhamsters]

Worker to boss

I wont be in today. Im still drunk from last night


edit-KP- Please wait until at least four other members post before you post again.

[linus664]

My give a dam is busted, taking the day off to have it repaired.

[funnyhamsters]

worker to boss


i am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Wal-Mart

[linus664]

My dog ate my keys, have to wait till be moves his bowels!

[funnyhamsters]

my dog ate my key, so we have to hitchhike to the vet

[linus664]

Help! I've fallen and can't get up

[funnyhamsters]

worker to boss

sorry boss i cant come in for work today...my spirit guide says work is for losers!

[CuddlyDragon]

Please review the Forum Rules and the Game Rules before continuing to post.

Hey guys,

I realize that the forum games are reallllly popular at the moment. Which is good; I'm glad you guys are having fun.

However, right now, the volume of posting in OT is so high that it's actually drowning out some of the posts in the What's New feed. That's bad, since it means I and others can't see users' posts who need help.

Soooooo, let's impose some guidelines.

1) No double-posting. No posting twice in a row (or more than twice in a row).

2) After posting in a thread, hold off until at least four other people have posted. This is more for variety's sake, and to keep threads from getting spammy or stale.

3) No forum games lasting longer than 50 Pages. After Page 50, we lock the thread and move on.


4) After a Forum Game has been locked for going over the post limit, please wait one week (i.e. seven full days) before posting it again. Anyone can start up the new game; not just the original poster.

Also, please note the Forum Game prefix will be removed, as we now have a forum for it.

I may add on more later, but these are the OT rules from now on. If you guys notice any threads in need of moderation, please contact myself or any of the mods.

https://forums.teamlava.com/showthrea...pdated-5-29-12

Thank you.

[Tempete8]

Worker to boss

I just realized I slept at work so I went home thinking I will b late for work. Lol

[maguar]

Worker to boss:

An update came out for castle story so I had to see what was new.

Note: There's not a new update out today. I'm just using an actual reason I was late once or twice