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Banned
Student: my mom hid my homework in my shoe and flushed it down(in the shoe).
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Executive Chef
Originally Posted by
funnyhamsters
Student to teacher
The dog ate it
Omg that has to be the most common one!
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Rhino Keeper
Student: The cat ate my hw.
Teacher: what really happened?
Student: I didn't do it but @ least I didn't say the dog ate it!
I made this up and it's bad
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Banned
Teacher: now give me the homework, students!
Student 1: dog ate my homework
Student 2: my homework flew away while in windy day
student 3: my homework cutted and I don't have a glue
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Fashion Designer
1)It is against my religion to do hw assignments
2)you didn't really assign hw it was just a dream you had last night
3)I put it in a safe but lost the combination
4)I gave it to the aliens so they could study how the human brain works
5)I loaned it to a friend but he suddenly moved away
6)I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go so I did not have time to do it
I give credit to the people on youtube for these
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Banned
Teacher: Where ur homework, Christiana?
Me:
1) My dog did not eat it, my cat did.
2) I am not allowed to do hw.
3) I went to a contest called"Do Not Do Homework"
Theese are real. As a expirenced teacher, I learned theese ridiculously stupid reasons.
(Did you ever here about Do Not Do Homework contest?)
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Banned
A hobo stole my homework for food.
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Farm Supplier
Student to teacher
When I was going to bed , I saw a light out my window so I decided to check it out. It was an alien. It said it would die if it did not get some food and the only thing around was my homework! And teacher , you are a smart lady, you figure out the rest!
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Farm Supplier
Here's one! The student said to the teacher.
Student: I threw my homework onto my roof, it's HOMEwork after all!
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