Funny HW excuses

[Christiana12345]

Student: my mom hid my homework in my shoe and flushed it down(in the shoe).

[cherryberry9]

Student to teacher

The dog ate it

Omg that has to be the most common one!

[310pnut]

Student: The cat ate my hw.
Teacher: what really happened?
Student: I didn't do it but @ least I didn't say the dog ate it!

I made this up and it's bad

[lolii12]

Teacher: now give me the homework, students!

Student 1: dog ate my homework
Student 2: my homework flew away while in windy day
student 3: my homework cutted and I don't have a glue

[copycats]

1)It is against my religion to do hw assignments
2)you didn't really assign hw it was just a dream you had last night
3)I put it in a safe but lost the combination
4)I gave it to the aliens so they could study how the human brain works
5)I loaned it to a friend but he suddenly moved away
6)I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go so I did not have time to do it

I give credit to the people on youtube for these

[Christiana12345]

Teacher: Where ur homework, Christiana?

Me:
1) My dog did not eat it, my cat did.
2) I am not allowed to do hw.
3) I went to a contest called"Do Not Do Homework"

Theese are real. As a expirenced teacher, I learned theese ridiculously stupid reasons.
(Did you ever here about Do Not Do Homework contest?)

[funnyrandomness5112]

A hobo stole my homework for food.

[bellaaking]

Student to teacher

When I was going to bed , I saw a light out my window so I decided to check it out. It was an alien. It said it would die if it did not get some food and the only thing around was my homework! And teacher , you are a smart lady, you figure out the rest!

[whatfireball]

Here's one! The student said to the teacher.
Student: I threw my homework onto my roof, it's HOMEwork after all!