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    Funny HW excuses

    I found this one online, for reasons why kids don't have their HW :

    (student to teacher)

    "In the cafeteria, some kid was criticizing you, so to make them stop, I looked through my backpack for something to throw at them. The only thing I could find was my homework, so I thew it at them"

    Whats the funniest one you have heard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sterlingempire View Post
    I found this one online, for reasons why kids don't have their HW :

    (student to teacher)

    "In the cafeteria, some kid was criticizing you, so to make them stop, I looked through my backpack for something to throw at them. The only thing I could find was my homework, so I thew it at them"

    Whats the funniest one you have heard?
    Lol that was the funniest one that I ever heard!!!!!!

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    Child: excuse me sir would I get in trouble with something I didn't do?
    Teacher: why of course not!
    Child: good caus I didn't do my homework!

    Lol

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    (Student to teacher)
    "I did my homework but I just didn't write it down."

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    (Student to teacher)
    I did my homework but I just forgot to write it down."

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    Student to teacher

    I was hacking into the school computer network but my stupid computer crashed and I stayed up until 3:30 reformatting my hard drive. I fixed it, but I fell asleep at th keyboard before I could try again

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    Dumbest one ever

    Student to teacher

    The dog ate it

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    Student to teacher

    The dog ate it. Dumbest one ever

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    Found this online.

    Student: I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.

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