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[sterlingempire]

Hey everyone, it's me Sterling again. So heres a new game: DBPB. It is based off of the website, which I won't give the link to but the url is obvious...

How do you play?

Well, you are writing a letter to someone, asking them to do something or to stop doing something.

Example

Dear Algebra,

Please stop asking us to find your X, they are not coming back.

Sincerely,
Math students around the world.

So, everyone can take turns saying something like that, hopefully its funny and CLEAN!!

Jokes aside, please follow all of the Forum Game Guidelines. Thanks, and have fun!!

edit (KP) Please wait until at least four others members post before you post again.

[429924]

Dear Students,

Please stop pretending you don't have your phone with you... no ones just smiles at there crouch.

Sincerely, Teachers

[sterlingempire]

You looked on the website...

[Zetra]

Dear Internet,

Please hide your M-Rated Commercial to other places.

Sincerely,
An Internet user.

[unosocite]

Dear test,

Everytime we think a lesson won't be in you, you definitely always give us that lesson. Stop doing that.

Sincerely, lazy students

[429924]

You looked on the website...

haha actually no I didn't... :P

[Zamoraksblood]

Dear 7th grade Geometry teacher,

Why did you put me in Geometry three years ahead of everyone else!

Sincerely,
7th grader