King of the hill

[talkietoaster]

Basically, I start by claiming the hill- and you continue by saying how you claim the hill from me ! This obviously follows on from poster to poster like so;
Poster 1- Claims the hill.
Poster 2- Knocks Poster 1 off the hill with a rolling pin. My hill.
Poster 3- Uses a flame-thrower to burn Poster 2 off the hill, and watches him run around on fire. My hill.
And so on.
Oh, and when you have described how you take the hill, say "My hill" afterwords

I'll start, and I claim the hill.

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[Zetra]

I kick you off the hill while saying:THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!! my hill.

[429924]

I bring a rabid dog up the hill and it attacks you forcing you down the hill. My hill

[sandtigeress]

I Lure the dog Away and take the Hill while you go After it. My Hill.

[NeeOnn]

I toss a can full of angry bees and they all sting you while I toss you off and you get 1544885 beestings and 10 punch marks. My Hill

[kattybell]

I yell "Grenade" and throw a potato at you, and you trip off the hill trying to throw the potato. My hill.

[Zetra]

I use the potato of ancient gods to send you into faraway.I cast a protection spell around the hill,My Hill.

[429924]

I disarmed your protection spell with my stronger magical powers. I hire a dragon to guard the hill, my hill.

[unosocite]

I bring Lord Voldemort to destroy ur dragon and take away ur magic. Muhahahaha My hill

[sandtigeress]

After Potter Defeats Voldemort, your Hill Is defenceless. So i just take it. My Hill !!!