King of the hill

[talkietoaster]

Basically, I start by claiming the hill- and you continue by saying how you claim the hill from me ! This obviously follows on from poster to poster like so;
Poster 1- Claims the hill.
Poster 2- Knocks Poster 1 off the hill with a rolling pin. My hill.
Poster 3- Uses a flame-thrower to burn Poster 2 off the hill, and watches him run around on fire. My hill.
And so on.
Oh, and when you have described how you take the hill, say "My hill" afterwords

I'll start, and I claim the hill.

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