The Locking Game

[Zetra]

Heavily Inspired by "the banning game"
The rule is simple:
I will create an imaginary thread in my post,and next person have to make a reason (mostly funny one) to lock it,then create an another imaginary thread,and go on and on.

Ex:
Person A:Thread:I love candy!Don't you?
Person B:The thread is locked because you candy update in BS is already over.
Thread:Craving An Awesome Face Jack-O-Lantern!
Person C:thread's locked because Halloween is yet to come!

(Here's My Thread):Awesome Face VS Trollface!Smiley VS Hatey!

Edit (KP) Please follow all the forum and off topic rules
Please wait until at least four other members post before you post again.