I've tasted yummy smelling bath bombs. They do NOT taste yummy.
When I was a kid one of my babysitters ate half of a jar of snausages (dog treats) that were in the snack cupboard... when my parents got home she told them their combos were stale.
I think I was 5 too. My neighbor came over with a box of 'Milkbones'. Yours must have tasted better than mine! I remember they were bland, dry and really hard. There were different flavours too. The orange 'cheese' flavour was the best and the green 'veggie' was the worst! :-)
Hahaha, I remember I snuck a dog biscuit(Hey! I thought they were hiding REAL cookies) I ate it under my bed with my brother, it tasted quite nice...I wonder what the meat treats taste like? Smackos!