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Thread: What's Your Excuse?

  1. #101
    Rhino Keeper
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    but im broke!!!

    go clean my house!!!

  2. #102
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    I'm Allergic to Cleaning.


    Go buy a pizza and give it to a hobo who needs it.

  3. #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyrandomness5112 View Post
    I'm Allergic to Cleaning.


    Go buy a pizza and give it to a hobo who needs it.
    I can't buy pizza today cause I'm celebrating my birthday today

    Go get me a Dragon Story Birthday Cake flavored CHOCOLATE

  4. #104
    Rhino Keeper
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    I can't I don't like dragons

    Buy me some flowers.

  5. #105
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    I cant buy you any flowers because flowers are not allowed where I live.

    Handle my finances.

  6. #106
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    i cant becouse i dont know what i finances is! (i really do though so dont make fun of me because of a joke!)


    sit down (this has got to be funny answer!!!)

  7. #107
    I can't! Don't you know? I have an extended spine that gives me a tail (some people actually have this) and so it prevents me from sitting!

    Go stand over there!

  8. #108
    Rhino Keeper asyran2012's Avatar
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    I can't stand over there because you didn't tell me where to stand

    Go and fly with a magic carpet that has fences so that you won't fall
    Last edited by asyran2012; 01-06-14 at 01:21 AM. Reason: changed word location

  9. #109
    Rhino Keeper
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    I can't! I don't know where to buy one

    Buy me a pack of gems

  10. #110
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    I can't because I'm not rich.

    Watch Tv.

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