What's Your Excuse?

[tajul]

but im broke!!!

go clean my house!!!

[funnyrandomness5112]

I'm Allergic to Cleaning.


Go buy a pizza and give it to a hobo who needs it.

[mrarfan]

I'm Allergic to Cleaning.


Go buy a pizza and give it to a hobo who needs it.

I can't buy pizza today cause I'm celebrating my birthday today

Go get me a Dragon Story Birthday Cake flavored CHOCOLATE

[310pnut]

I can't I don't like dragons

Buy me some flowers.

[Brittany2417]

I cant buy you any flowers because flowers are not allowed where I live.

Handle my finances.

[tajul]

i cant becouse i dont know what i finances is! (i really do though so dont make fun of me because of a joke!)


sit down (this has got to be funny answer!!!)

[mathstagelover]

I can't! Don't you know? I have an extended spine that gives me a tail (some people actually have this) and so it prevents me from sitting!

Go stand over there!

[asyran2012]

I can't stand over there because you didn't tell me where to stand

Go and fly with a magic carpet that has fences so that you won't fall

[310pnut]

I can't! I don't know where to buy one

Buy me a pack of gems

[RougeDeLuxe]

I can't because I'm not rich.

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