Teach Me How!

[music908]

In this forum game, players ask how to do something, and the next player answers it in a totally ridiculous and useless way.
For example:
Player 1: How do I tie my shoes?
Player 2: tape is the way to go. How do I make a cake?
and repeat

all forum rules apply, and make sure you wait 4 posts before you post again.

I will start:
How do I paint the sun?

[sparks229]

Get a pen.

How do I play piano?

[cubsrock1908]

U start pounding on keys till they fall off
Teach me how to do my nails (I know how to)

[pinksugar800]

You drink it, it'll run down into ur nails while in ur body(a lot of bottles you'll need)

How do I get a lot of gems without spending money?

[dalula]

Draw gems on pieces of paper and cut them out, then press it into your device.
How do I type?

[music908]

wrap your fist into a ball and pound pound pound!

How do I memorize the periodic table?

[sparks229]

You say periodic table 3 times.

How do I eat food?

[FarmerZionLion]

open mouth, insert food, chew chew chew

How do I find my way home?

[cubsrock1908]

Brake down random people's house's until u find your house
How do I watch soap operas without falling asleep

[pinksugar800]

Drink coffee(10 cups)

How do I get rid of my cold?