Corrupt A Wish -Part 2

[sparks229]

I think I can start this game which was locked because of the page limit.

Corrupt A Wish
In this game, you grant somebody's wish, but with an unexpected twist.* Then you make your own wish.


When you make a post:
1. First, you grant the wish of the poster above you.* All you have to do is say "Granted."
2. Then you corrupt it.* What does it mean to "corrupt" a wish, you ask? Here's examples of what you can do:
Make the wish backfire.
Make something happen that will ruin the wish.
Exploit a loophole caused by the phrasing of the wish.
etc., etc.
* *Simply put, you add a twist.
3. Then, you make a wish of your own.* Be fair, and don't be inappropriate.

For example:

joyirene: i wish i had a Corvette
someone: granted. you got it real cheap because it was crushed under a giant anvil.
i wish i was the most attractive person in the world

Etc. Etc.

Ok I wish I didn't have to do math homework.

[jellybelly2001]

Granted but they gave you more writing
I wish I got all the wishes I get fullproofed that it will work

[HmongVillager]

Granted but then with all your wishes everybody hates you.
I wish for more gems in Bakery Story!!!

[bobbyrae]

Granted. But now everything is for coins.
I wish I could fly anywhere I wanted to without having to set foot on a plane.

[dalula]

Granted, but you have to pay $1,000,000 for that type of transportation.
I wish I could win a forum contest.

[sparks229]

Granted but they make everyone else winners too

I wish I had a lot of chocolate right now

[jellybelly2001]

Granted but now u are fat
I wish I was rich

[snowybird]

Granted, but because you said "was" that means it is in the past, so you are no longer rich. (sorry for that)
I wish I could have more gems!

[HmongVillager]

Granted but every game goes down forever.
I wish for world peace?

[shakiba]

Granted, but now ppl are having wars for world peace.
I wish I can find a perfect dress.