Occupation Game

[bigbux3]

Hi players!
I came up with the idea of an Occupation you'll never do game.

Rules
Players post the occupation they'll never find themselves doing, or believe they could never do. (Even if you would do it, post the occupation)

The first line should go like this: "I could never be a(n) ...(occupation)... because...

Next, post the reason/explanation/excuse you'd never do that job.

Here's an example: "I could never be a singer because my voice sounds terrible!"

The next person posts the occupation they'll "never do"

Tip: Try to come up with the most outrageous reason.

You have to wait 4 posts ahead of your previous post.

With that said... LET'S PLAY!

I'll start:

"I could never be a lifeguard because I can't swim, let alone save someone else's life."

[queentina3]

The Off-Topic Game Rules require people to wait 4 posts, no matter what you want for your game.

"I could never be a vet because I can't stand to see animals suffer and couldn't bring myself to euthanize them myself."

[yanochka]

I could never be a rhino keeper because I am not cleaning up after them

[sparks229]

I could never be an athlete because I am weak and I hate running

[Rachael98]

I could never work at McDonalds because I would feel bad selling that poisonous, disgusting, fatty, addicting, obesity-creating stuff to anyone, especially children.

[HmongVillager]

I could never be a counselor because i have no tolerance for other people's whining.

[bigbux3]

I could never be a dancer because I have zero rhythm.

[RealFarmer1222]

:::sigh::: I could never be a hockey player because I can't skate.

[pinkster73]

I could never work in an office, because it would bore me to the point of jumping out the window.

[Ic3e]

I could never be a author because all my imagination revolves around fashion, interior design, and architecture