TeamLava GladLibs - Story & Winners Announced!

[GroupMagma]

I'm a big fan of things that are unintentionally funny. Also: of irony. Which is why I'm now asking you to be intentionally unintentionally funny. Which is why we're doing this contest:

TeamLava Gladlibs!

GladLibs, because MadLibs just don't sound fun. These should be!

CONTEST:
Fill out some Nouns, Verbs, Adjectives and whatnot in the listed order below.
At the end of the contest, we will reveal the Glad Lib story and fill in everyone's answers. The funniest entries will win Gems or City/Club Cash!

For those who are not familiar with Mad Libs, check out the wiki article here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Libs
To try sample Mad Libs, try this website: https://www.eduplace.com/tales/

DEADLINE:
Tuesday Novemeber 8th, 1:00 PM PST!

WINNERS and PRIZES:
3 winners will receive points towards the TeamLava game of their choosing!
1st Place: 150 Gems
2nd Place: 72 Gems
3rd Place: 24 Gems

ENTRY
With that said, please come up with (different) words for each of the following items in this list:

1) Shape
2) Number
3) Object
4) Adjective
5) Adjective
6) Noun
7) Adjective
8) Animal
9) Adjective
10) Occupation
11) Name of TV Station, Magazine or Website
12) Article of Clothing
13) Noun
14) Nationality
15) Musical Genre
16) Fruit of Vegetable
17) Liquid
18) Sport or Game
19) Noun, Adjective or Verb
20) Sport
21) Musical Genre
22) Card or Board game
23) Hairy Animal
24) Consumer Good
25) Nation
26) Unfortunate Event
27) Animal

Give it a try (ONE try per person) everyone, and good luck! Be funny!

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Here's the Story! We're judging the contest now and will be announcing the winners shortly!

Nine men sat around a (1) Shape table. They were rich; rich enough to buy (2) number (3) object. And they were talking about how they could best make more money with their vast wealth.

The first man, who was the (4) adjective of the bunch, said he would buy a ship. "The (5) Adjective (6) Noun, I call her!" the (4) man said. "The ship will search for treasure! I?ll give the (7) Adjective treasure to a museum, and keep the rest for myself!"

"Balderdash!" the second man replied, laughing like a (8) Animal. "What a ludicrous idea! My idea is much more practical; I'll invest in a Bakery! 'The (9) Adjective Cake!' It'll be a niche establishment; we'll cater only to (10) Occupation, and advertise on (11) Name of TV Station, Magazine, or Website."

"Bah!" scoffed the third man, wearing a purple (12) Article of Clothing. "I won't have a Bakery, but a Restaurant! The Delectable (13) Noun. Fine dining! Strictly (14) Nationality cuisine! And we shall have a violin quartet serenade our patrons with (15) Musical Genre while they dine!"

"Hmm," interjected the fifth man, with a thoughtful gleam in his eye. "With so many restaurants opening, you'll need a food supplier, won't you? I'll open a Farm! We'll plant (16) Fruit or Vegetable seeds, and water them with (17) Liquid! Best darn farm, around, I'd say!"

"Boooooring!" the sixth man yelled, laughing. He was a confident man, having won all his money betting on (18) Sport or Game. "I want to be where the action is! I'll start a Nightclub, called (19) Noun, Adjective or Verb! We'll watch (20) Sport by day, dance to (21) Musical Genre by night, and play (22) card or board game after closing!"

"You all think too small," the seventh man said, combing his mustache that looked like a (23) hairy animal. "I'll invest in urban development, and grow cities. And from those cities, I shall grow Empires! We'll manufacture (24) Consumer Good, and export them to (25) Nation."

"You'll never have the capital to get started," said the eighth man, shrewdly. "I'd rather invest in something smaller scale, in the entertainment industry. Something that will make families happier than (26) Unfortunate Event. Like a Zoo! We?ll get a bunch of (27) Animal, and make them the focal point of our marketing campaign."

The ninth man remained quiet. He thought about the other men's ideas, and founded TeamLava.

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WINNERS HERE!

[ilovecooper14]

1) star
2) number 14
3) hat
4) hot
5) fantastical
6) milk
7)sour
8) beavcoon(lol a fake animal from a show.... Cross between beaver and a raccoon )
9) funky
10) Elf
11) NBC
12) Trousers
13) Canada (it's fun to say! Lol)
14) American
15) rap
16) Brussels sprouts
17) pickle juice
18) football
19) Slip
20) volleyball
21) classical
22) monopoly
23) Bigfoot
24) diapers
24) united states of America
26) driving off a cliff
27) chihuahua

Hehe. When will the winners be announced?

[greygull]

Two questions - 1. Enter only once, or more than once? 2. "16. Fruit of Vegetable? Or?

[GroupMagma]

Two questions - 1. Enter only once, or more than once? 2. "16. Fruit of Vegetable? Or?

1) Yes, only once. I'll edit the thread.
2) Yes, or.

[kooky panda]

1. square
2. 89
3. car
4. wide-eyed
5. ugliest
6. man
7. smart
8. dog
9. strong
10. dancer
11. vogue
12. mini-skirt
13. woman
14. ice-landers
15. hip-hop
16 banana
17. koolaid
18. red rover
19. funny
20. kickboxing
21. pop
22. sorry
23 bear
24 milk
25 usa
26 slipped on ice
27 gorilla


gems to farm story

[CafeMuneca]

1) oblong
2) 89
3) umbrella
4) tiny
6) uncle
7) dirty
8) hyena
9) yummy
10) flower picker
11) Bravo
12) sock
13) soccer field
14) greek-canadian (lol Prom)
15) Polka
16) spinach
17) milk
18) foosball
19) pink
20) baseball
21) baliwood
22) go fish
23) bigfoot
24) dvd
25) ireland
26) locus infestation
27) penguin

Prize to bakery story

[xokay]

1) trapezoid
2) 13
3) lunchbox
4) massive
5) hideous
6) boils
7) clean
8) aardvark
9) hairy
10) surgeon
11) TLC
12) belt
13) restaurant
14) Greek
15) soul
16) avocado
17) bleach
18) pin the tail on the donkey
19) party
20) ultimate Frisbee
21) classic rock
22) Old Maid
23) wombat
24) eggs
25) Djibouti
26) barn fire
27) rooster

[greygull]

1. Chiliagon
2. 42
3. Flower
4. Pretty
5. Hairy
6. Colosseum
7. Big
8. Chupacabra
9. Shady
10. Fisherman
11. Fun-A-Mation
12. Gloves
13. Car Dealership
14. Eskimo
15. Black Gothic Metal
16. Jabotacaba
17. Liquid Nitrogen
18. Backgammon
19. Running
20. Skydiving
21. Outlaw Country
22. Clue
23. Hairy-eared Dwarf Lemur
24. XBOX
25. Mauritius
26. The sinking of the Titanic
27. Kiwi

Thank my hubby and son for a majority of these! And, yes, they are all real - I love Google for random things! (Arguements on the Chupacabra can be directed at my hubby)

[bigbux3]

1) Circle
2) 27
3) Bottle
4) Large
5) Beautiful
6) Ladies
7) Sweet
8) Donkey
9) Bold
10) Fireman
11) Disney
12) Underwear
13) man
14) Indian
15) Techno
16) Apples
17) Tears
18) Soccer
19) Hit
20) Rugby
21) R&B
22) Monopoly
23) Monkey
24) Houses
25) England
26) Tornado Tosses You Across Cities
27) Pet Rock

[geluve]

1 Cilinder
2 69
3 pastry ***
4 precise
5 deadly
6 patissier
7 s****ed
8 meerkat
9 passionate
10 artist
11 the greedy cat (web site)
12 boots
13 Sir Meow
14 England
15 Opera
16 strawberry
17 champagne
18 Bakery Story
19 addict
20 Rugby
21 electric pop
22 Scrabble
23 kitty
24 whiskey
25 scottish
26 no animal trespass
27 Cat