That is from wikipedia. To me a haiku is 5-7-5 syllables, so that's what this thread will be. I'll start.Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively. Any one of the three phrases may end with the kireji. Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables, this is incorrect as syllables and on are not the same.
Tennis chicks are hot.
With their pleated skirts bouncing.
Why don't all girls play?!