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Thread: Bad joke friday

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    Bad joke friday

    What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

    Breathe, idiot, BREATHE!

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I don't know any more knock knock jokes. Lol

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    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
    Nothing, they just waved.

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    How do you make a Kleenex dance???


    You put a little boogie in it.
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    ^^^^ ewwww... lol

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    why did the chicken cross the road?
    "to get to the otherside"
    no, to get to your house.


    knock knock.
    "who's there?"
    the chicken.
    penguin swagger ~

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    Which one doesn't belong...
    1. Crab
    2. Lobster
    3. Salmon
    4. A Chinese guy run over by a steamroller

    ...the salmon. The other three are crustaceans.

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    These two guys walk into a bar...


    The third one ducks
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    Quote Originally Posted by badger8 View Post
    Which one doesn't belong...
    1. Crab
    2. Lobster
    3. Salmon
    4. A Chinese guy run over by a steamroller

    ...the salmon. The other three are crustaceans.
    I laughed.

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    Frappe, frappe
    Qui est la ?
    Losta
    Losta qui ?
    Yes.
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