Oh...*cracklings a few ribs laughing*.
And SE, if so, I want it. And I'll use Epic Face eyes! Ha!
I think my pun well has finally run dry. I'm making dinner right now, though... Homemade pasta sauce with pork sausage. Er, pork is the topic of this thread, right?
If you make that mod fan club can I be reporter? I could report the news to the forums. And of course the media.