Check out one of the new items coming to Farm Story: the Treefort!
Excellent for G.R.O.S.S. meetings (see Calvin and Hobbes for reference) and tricking Mario into jumping down your chimney.
[Edit 5-20] Quick update on this....
The Treefort got bumped to a later update, since we're still working on implementing it into the game.
Also, it's no longer called a Treefort, since -- as noted by some -- it's not in a tree.
This item is now called the Cozy Bungalow.