Fortunately there was a Total Gym near by so even though all he was wearing were his speedos Chuck Norris knew he could still get his daily workout in before lunch!
Fortunately there was a Total Gym near by so even though all he was wearing were his speedos Chuck Norris knew he could still get his daily workout in before lunch!
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris hasn't starred a good movie since the Reagan administration so Total Gym closed it's doors upon seeing him, thinking he was a dangerous weirdo wearing speedos in broad daylight.
Fortunately bob broke away from the rest of the group including chuck noris. And having survived a ufo crash was able to escape unseen from the rest as he did from the wreckage of the ufo causing everyone to think he was dead. He had been found innocent and removed from deathrow so he was welcomed back as a hero and went on vacation to Alabama to go to Gulf Shores.
Unfortunatly, Chuck Norris hasn't starred in good movie since the Reagan administration so Alabama closed it's doors upon seeing him, thinking he was a dangerous weirdo wearing speedos in broad daylight.
Forunately, he found a tailor and bought an outfit so that he could go to Alabama for vacation.
Unfortunately chuck noris realized he was supposed to be bob and disappeared and was replaced with bob
Fortunately, this confused everyone [including R98] so they went to sleep.Originally Posted by oap99
unfortunately, those who went to sleep got stuck in their dreams of fortunately & unfortunately and couldn't wake up.
Fortunately R98 saved the day.
unfortunately, R98 is asleep and she only dreamt saving day.. leaving them stuck with the vision of chuck norris in his speedo.
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