Originally Posted by
ankavale1000
To JudyandtheCats
Hope you and the boys enjoy.
Xmas Makeover - Part 1
My llama got run over by a Cat-deer
Walking back to my Farm Christmas Eve
You can say there is no such thing as Cat-deer
But as for me and my llama, we believe
My llama had been drinking too much vodka
And I begged her not to go
But she forgot her pocket Taser
And she staggered out the door into the snow
When I found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She had paw prints on her forehead
And incriminating claw marks on her back
My llama got run over by a Cat-deer
Coming home to my Farm Christmas Eve
Judy says there is no such thing as Cat-deer
But as for me and my llama, we believe