Yuletide Gift Bash - December 8 2019

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To JudyandtheCats

Hope you and the boys enjoy.

Xmas Makeover - Part 1

My llama got run over by a Cat-deer
Walking back to my Farm Christmas Eve
You can say there is no such thing as Cat-deer
But as for me and my llama, we believe

My llama had been drinking too much vodka
And I begged her not to go
But she forgot her pocket Taser
And she staggered out the door into the snow

When I found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She had paw prints on her forehead
And incriminating claw marks on her back

My llama got run over by a Cat-deer
Coming home to my Farm Christmas Eve
Judy says there is no such thing as Cat-deer
But as for me and my llama, we believe