Quote Originally Posted by xtinem070672 View Post
*whispering magic incantations*

Power-of-the-Post-Gods pleeeeeease send a Spring Unicorn to my tent. All the other stuff shows up day after day, ad nauseum, but not a single unicorn. Not. Once. S8, I WANT to toss cabbages but you're making it really hard. Eyes crossed, fingers crossed, toes crossed for one lousy unicorn to pop up in my broken tent...

*magic candle flares, puff of blue smoke appears*
even though i am a much newer player i feel bad, i've had 4 spring unis in my tent (which of course i took full advantage of). i feel like i should give you one of mine. you can have the one that only gives me +2 energy (i said i feel bad. i didn't say how bad i felt )