Results 1 to 7 of 7

Thread: Want Ads

  1. #1
    Executive Chef
    Join Date
    Nov 2016
    Posts
    1,681

    Want Ads

    REAL ESTATE:
    For Sale or rent:
    1 beautiful Prize booth (like new, barely used)
    1 Toadstool Farmhouse
    1 Like new incomplete Law Office
    1 Toadstool Spire
    1 undeveloped Horse Pasture
    1 undeveloped Lily Pond

    Kennel/Boarding
    I am looking to board 21 horses for extended periods. Will need them 2 weeks at a time to help fight monsters
    4 black pigs looking for a good home


    You guys get the point
    I got this idea from someone else's post. Feel free to add your own. I will find more when I have time to go through my inventory

    Be creative!

  2. #2
    1 Rarely used Ticket Booth (matches the Prize Booth listed above)
    1 Magic Egg Forge, like new condition, comes with a complete set of pastel colored eggs
    1 giant onyx dragon, enjoys tossing a few coins at you once a day.
    1 oversized Pepto-pink event tent
    1 orphanage, permanently decorated for Halloween.
    1 tree that appears to have been decorated with melted gummy bears
    And one dozen tiny little thrones created for a Baron with an over-inflated ego.

    All reasonable offers accepted. However, when making your offers, please keep in mind, I am unable to pay very much to have these hauled away, due to some questionable purchases of over-priced mermaid equipment.
    ⚔ Thuakie Sword Society ⚔ Sword #12

    #return2storyline #bringbacktherealcastlestory #resistforcedgemspending

  3. #3
    Executive Chef
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    3,584
    For sale:
    30 rainbow arches
    40 rainbow towers
    My rainbow Ali's have given me all that I would ever use

  4. #4
    Fashion Designer
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    Tasmania, Australia
    Posts
    962
    Lost and found:
    1 large bird, known for disrupting your concentration. Needs a lot of space.
    Bride and groom from wedding cake. Have somehow found the ability to walk in an expressionless trance.
    Multiple dogs and cats. Extremely grumpy from wearing uncomfortable costumes.

    All looking for a good home.

  5. #5
    Executive Chef
    Join Date
    Nov 2016
    Posts
    1,681
    Looking for good homes:
    Currently fostering a bevy of swans (or gaggle of geese-they look suspiciously like my Mr. MaGoo geese that are also available). They will be available for adoption in 10 days. All necessary shots will be administered and their first molting will have occurred. They are dropping 1 feather every 6-9 hours.

  6. #6
    I also have several swans looking for good homes!

    For sale, to be moved: Royal Games castle and accessories. Used once for a very brief time, no good memories associated with them. Perhaps you and your family can enjoy them and make fantastic memories!

    For rent: One pink plastic Barbie bouncey house with matching spires and towers. Available year round, however, owner reserves the right to cancel/suspend all rentals should a great need for magic fruit arise.

    One abandoned fortune tellers tent. For sale or trade.

    One bait stand. Fully functional, completely useless. Great for someone looking for a building to repurpose.
    ⚔ Thuakie Sword Society ⚔ Sword #12

    #return2storyline #bringbacktherealcastlestory #resistforcedgemspending

  7. #7
    Nightclub Owner
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    7,050
    One demanding, useless knight who goes by the name, Thurston...


    Coming soon:
    one useless fellow dressed in green who carries a useless bow and arrow who answers to "Hendrick"
    one useless obnoxious goose dressed in a suit who thinks he's a swan and who happily answers to "Swanson"
    one very heavy green carriage built with blocks and beams filled with many cushions and wrapped in some sort of vine

    -.-

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •