Rules of The Knight's Code
There is a lot of fun dialogue surrounding Thurston quoting from 'The Knight's Code'. Just for laughs, I thought I'd post them all for you to read. Have a favourite? Want to write one of your own from a storyline? (has to be game related). I know this is a little bit Off Topic, so shhh, if you don't tell I won't either!
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Thurston: Aye! But the Troll King has a weakness. We must forge the legendary sword? Excalibam!
Ruler: Don't you mean "Excalibur"?
Thurston: Nay! For Rule 3 of the Knight's Code states: "Copy thee not the name of another sword. Find thy own destiny!"
Ruler: Isn't that name still pretty close? It's like two letters different.
Thurston: The point is, we must wield Excalibam to enter the Troll King's lair!
IVY: (*knock knock*) Thurston! Come out!
Thurston: Nay! For Rule 9 of the Knight's Code states: "Put no matters of the heart before thy sacred duty as a Knight!"
I must stay in solitude, to avoid the perils of temptation! (*slam*)
For Rule 42 of The Knight's Code states: "No Ruler shall aid in any heavy duty lifty work!"
Rule 43 of The Knight's Code states: "All brave knights must work day and night until the ruler's request has been fulfilled!"
Rule 87 Of The Knight's Code states: "Thy walls shall be high, to shoot down upon the enemy like "pew pew pew"!
Ruler: The Knight's Code has a "pew pew pew" noise written into it?
Thurston: Aye! Now, show me to your barricades! And I must test the depth of the moat!
For Rule 149 of The Knights Code states: "Every Knight must guard the Ruler's bedchamber with one eye open during sleep!" this one is my fave! SW
Rule 156 of the Knights Code: "Thine parched throat shall be soothed by only the rootiest of root beers!"
Ruler: There's a Knights Code rule about...root Beer?
Thurston: Aye! This the sacred flavor that has fuelled many a questing Knight!
For Rule 190 of the Knight's Code says: "Thou shalt not be without chrome to protect thy dome."
Ruler: ...Good advice. So the Glimmer Trolls stole your helmet, too?
Rule 219 of the Knight's Codes states: "To lose thine fancy armor is to lose thine honor!"
For Rule 500 and 72 of The Knight's Code states: "Every Knight may have as ma-many rooty-beers their shiny heart so *burp* desires!"
Rule 651 of the Knight's Code states: "Swing thee no sword if thou art terrible at sword-swinging."
Thurston: I lost the beast! Please don't tell the Ruler I have failed the Ruler!
Ivy: Don't be so dramatic! Get it together!
Thurston: FAILURE! Rule 928 Of The Knight's Code states: "All failures must--
Ivy: THURSTON! If you don't get it together, I'm going to TELL the Ruler.
Thurston: Please don't! I will do anything you say!
I, Sir Thurston, shall defend you from all dangers, my liege!
Ruler: Welcome. But you don't have to call me "my liege".
Thurston: But I do! Rule 782 of the Knight's Code-
Ruler: Alright, alright. I get it.
These ones don't have a Rule number, but reference the Code...
Thurston: Gadzooks! It smells like a troll's undercarriage on a sweltering day!
OT: Oh dear. It really is a terrible stink, isn't it?
Sabina: For the first time, I'm sorry I left my tower.
Ruler: Is there a rule in the Knight's Code that explains what to do about a smell this bad?
Ruler: Don't despair just yet. Maybe I can help you find your armor!
Thurston: Oh, could you? N-nothing is more important! It says so in the Knights C-code!
Thurston: Aye! My armoured pants! For the Knight's Code states...
Ruler: Let me guess. It's something about not losing your pants, right?
Thurston: Amazing! *You* know the Knight's Code? What lord do you serve, fellow Knight?
Ruler: Never mind. Let's just find those pants.
Thurston: No need to put on a brave face, my sovereign! This most dangerous-
Ruler: It weighs less than a housecat.
Thurston: ...but...but... the Knight's Code states: "Protect thine liege from all perils!"
Ruler: Are you ready to head out in search of the magical monsters, Thurston?
Thurston: Indeed, for the Knight's Code states, 'Be prepared'!
The Knight's Code says, 'Eat not for breakfast that which might distract you later.'
Thurston: My liege! Do not let this Troll strong-arm thee into this! He made these arrangements in his favor! Let me fight in place of thee!
For Rule 75 of The Knight's Code states--- (he get's cut off)
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