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robotparade
01-21-16, 11:56 AM
Dear Sir Pigglesworth,

Do you remember what we used to be? You used to make me feel so special, the way you would spring surprise gifts on me. Remember the time you gave me 5 gems? (I was breathless over how sweet you were.) Or the time you gave me 30 energy? Wow! Those were such magical times.

Lately, though, it just feels like you don't care the way you used to. 2 pieces of bacon? A wooden beam? These just aren't the kinds of gifts that make a girl feel special and loved.

Maybe it's time to take a break and put our relationship in the storage chest for a while. I've been collecting from this purple cow who really knows how to make me feel treasured.

Sorry. It's not me, it's you.

riverly
01-21-16, 12:36 PM
Sad but true. And don't even get me started on that slouch sir hamlet.

twinkletoes12348
01-21-16, 12:40 PM
Sad but true. And don't even get me started on that slouch sir hamlet.

That lazy little pig. I'd be happy to fry him up with eggs.

meme1098
01-21-16, 01:31 PM
I think he's been hanging around with the Baron too much.

Dabag
01-21-16, 01:57 PM
Thank you robotparade - the best laugh I have had in a long time!

robotparade
01-21-16, 04:19 PM
Thank you robotparade - the best laugh I have had in a long time!

I'm glad! :D

Sandybellee
01-22-16, 03:24 AM
LOL! This was hilarious! Thank you, robotparade! :) CS forum is definitely the most entartaining one of all.

But seriously, I need to have my Sir Piggy read this letter as well and step up his game!

danzplace
01-22-16, 05:01 AM
Hehehe!!! Back to the joy of friends and the game. Thought it was just my little piggy who seemed off his game. But then again, my cow is too. Perhaps they have the winter blues...

meme1098
01-22-16, 07:52 AM
Sir piggie gave me 5 gems yesterday. That stern, disappointed face before collecting must have done the trick...lol

roguebee
01-22-16, 09:00 AM
How cynical, the male stops giving expensive gifts and he gets the can...

cyndora
01-22-16, 09:28 AM
i think the drops really slowed down with him.

also , i use to get fish alot more then whats dropping from the wells now.......just saying lol

riverly
01-22-16, 11:37 PM
I think the dear john letter worked. Just got gems from sir piggy. Yay! As far as sir hamalot uhh....nada.

robotparade
01-23-16, 02:04 PM
How cynical, the male stops giving expensive gifts and he gets the can...


Well, he's taking up valuable and very limited real estate.

GrandV123
02-02-16, 09:43 AM
Bacon and truffles are most of the time. And I'm maxed on truffles. Someone told me he'd give energy every 99 drops - never for me. They said they got 100 energy once. And if he gave that or gems I'd be happy. Or if we could gem purchase that long gone Love Shack- Wowzer that'd have me excited!

Korlcek
02-02-16, 02:09 PM
It drops 30 energy. 100 energy is from pink and wedding alicorn.