The Joke Thread

[doobievilla]

Look Donut Seeds!!!

[oliverrr11]

I see this being moved.

[doobievilla]

I see this being moved.

Why ? did you use up your sense of humor? Might want to start collecting it again in case its needed later.

[oliverrr11]

Why ? did you use up your sense of humor? Might want to start collecting it again in case its needed later.

I was using my sense of humor by quoting you from another thread :p

[Queenzod]

Slow night, lady & gent?

[doobievilla]

I see this being moved.

Oh sorry ) Its cool.. I was right tho)

[oliverrr11]

Oh sorry ) Its cool.. I was right tho)

So was I

[doobievilla]

Slow night, lady & gent?

it was a misunderstanding )

Why did the Blonde buy curtains for her PC Monitor?

[doobievilla]

Why did the Blonde buy curtains for her PC Monitor?

Cause she has Windows.. Duhhh!!!

[oliverrr11]

What do you call a blond with half a brain?

[doobievilla]

What do you call a blond with half a brain?

Gifted

[doobievilla]

What is a Brunette's mating call?

[oliverrr11]

Gifted

Ehhhhh. No.

Answer: a golden retriever

[doobievilla]

What is a Brunette's mating call?

Has the Blonde left Yet?

[oliverrr11]

How do you get a twinkle in a blond's eye?

ps: I love this, AND I'm staying on topic!

[oliverrr11]

How do you get a twinkle in a blond's eye?


Shine a flashlight in her ear.

[kudukuda]

Let me know when we get to the knock knock stage....

[oliverrr11]

Let me know when we get to the knock knock stage....

Are you serious? Really? Knock knock jokes? There is no such thing as a funny knock knock joke! It doesn't exist! I'll give it a try, though I'm not real happy about this. Not happy at all. Ok. Here we go. *yawn*

Knock knock....

[outhouse01]

I'll bite. Got nothing better to do. I do know I'll get smashed. Here goes -

Who's there?

[oliverrr11]

Who's there?

The doorbell repairman.

[kudukuda]

The doorbell repairman.

Doorbell repairman who?

[kudukuda]

Are you serious? Really? Knock knock jokes? There is no such thing as a funny knock knock joke! It doesn't exist! I'll give it a try, though I'm not real happy about this. Not happy at all. Ok. Here we go. *yawn*

Knock knock....

Btw, you're right, there is no such thing as a funny knock knock joke. I'm impressed that you're trying.

[kooky panda]

Note: I have closed the old joke thread and changed the title of this thread to make it the current Joke thread for the forum.

Thanks!

Please keep your posts limited to jokes.

[oliverrr11]

Note: I have closed the old joke thread and changed the title of this thread to make it the current Joke thread for the forum.

Thanks!

Please keep your posts limited to jokes.

Not a problem! You really don't say that often enough!

[oliverrr11]

Doorbell repairman who?

There is no more! It's just doorbell repairman! He had to knock because your doorbell ........

[oliverrr11]

Btw, you're right, there is no such thing as a funny knock knock joke. I'm impressed that you're trying.

It's NOT easy, but I got a good one! Someone start it.

[kooky panda]

Knock Knock.....

[oliverrr11]

Knock Knock.....

Who's there?

[kooky panda]

Rita......................

[oliverrr11]

Rita......................

Rita who?

[kooky panda]

Rita books instead of reading these dumb knock knock jokes!!:p

[kudukuda]

There is no more! It's just doorbell repairman! He had to knock because your doorbell ........

I got the joke, you missed the concept of the knock knock.... :rolleyes:
But to be honest, I'm not a fan of the knock knock...

[kudukuda]

It's NOT easy, but I got a good one! Someone start it.

Well.... You sorta did....