Castle Story: Ivy's Lucky Dip

[maguar]

You're walking around your kingdom when Ivy calls you into her Hut. She's been experimenting with some new recipes and wants you to try them. You have a mouthful of what she's offering and then you suddenly realise what it was. What did you get?

Player 1: I got pasta but she'd added troll essence. Eww
Player 2: I got grits. Turns out the black bits weren't from bacon but from coal added for extra crunch

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[jumperjing3]

I got fish covered with sap! Obviously her wooden fishermans hut went wrong!

[nickerrs]

I got hearty stew with rat tail chunks. She said I needed more protein in my diet.

[tiggerhobbes]

I got battered fish deep fried in skunkupine posterior oil gland extracts. All my neighbors showed up and demanded I turn off my windmill until she's done cooking.

[kooky panda]

I got a cup of noodles wrapped around a banner pole. Now that was a little hard to swallow!!

[maguar]

She tried to tell me it was pigs in blankets, but I know a rat tail wrapped in fur when I see it.

[evangelina812]

She gave me sugar, but I realized it was crushed stone with a bunch of white petals added to make it white.

[mathstagelover]

She gave me what she said to be ice cream, but it was obviously wool that was flavored a little with sap and sugar with water to make it stick together.

(After I complained, she said we needed to do something about all of the wool we have that going unused.)

[chinacheer2442]

She said it was giant raisins but I new it was giant squirrel dropings

[jellypie200]

She gave me a big chunk of chocolate
mashed up
But I knew it was chocolate ice cream
(Lol)

[maguar]

She said it was lavender chocolate, but the skunky smell suggested otherwise.

[arale_norimaki]

She gave me Balanced breakfast made from manticore and dragon eggs!

[mathstagelover]

She gave me syrup but based on the sour flavor, I'm sure she used one of Sir Pigglesworth's lemons and used a bunch of dye to make it brown.

[zaccy678]

She gave me lasagne, but I'm pretty sure the crunchy bits were dragon scales :p

[PernReloaded]

She fed me a golden omelet made from dragon eggs, corn, orange juice, and golden nuggets (of course!).

[LonePudding]

She gave me an enchanted beam wrapped in bacon sprinkled with glimmerdust. All my teeth fell out :D

[tajul]

I got a giant doughnut, turns out she put frosting on a tire.