View Full Version : Riddles of the Day!!!! :D
thatgirl444
11-14-12, 07:32 PM
ok..so I think it's my turn now...
While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of these options to his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?
pinkster73
11-14-12, 07:36 PM
You will not **** me.
emergRN
11-14-12, 07:43 PM
Correct!!!
After seven days the caterpillar has climbed seven feet. On the eighth day, he climbs three feet and is out of the well.
He then jumps on my face to resume his duties as my mustache.
Hahahaha!! Awesome
Zamoraksblood
11-14-12, 08:08 PM
You will not boil me.
Zamoraksblood
11-14-12, 08:09 PM
Edit: You will not FRY me.
thatgirl444
11-14-12, 08:12 PM
lol...nice try guys...you're close :)
Zamoraksblood
11-14-12, 08:14 PM
Saying you will not fry me is true also
If they will fry you, it would be false, so they would have to boil you
If they aren't frying you, it would be true, so they would have to fry you
thatgirl444
11-14-12, 08:58 PM
its not the answer but it is....lol...I totally see your point. So technically you got it.
the answer supposed to be "you will boil me in water" which really is the same thing.
here is the full answer:
Wild Man Dave said: "You will boil me in water." The fairies were faced with a dilemma. If they boil him in water, that would make his statement true, which means he should have been fried in oil. They can only fry him in oil if he makes a true statement, but if they do, it would make his final statement false. The fairies had no way our of their situation so they were forced to set Wild Man Dave free.
pinkster73
11-14-12, 09:03 PM
Ok someone post a riddle.
thatgirl444
11-14-12, 10:39 PM
Zamora...you got it....your turn to post a riddle :)
Zamoraksblood
11-15-12, 04:41 AM
Ok, let me take a crack at this.
If I am dead, you are alive.
If you are dead, I am alive.
If a third person is dead, we are both alive.
If a third person is alive, we both are dead.
What are we?
Vampires.Sucks others blood to survive.
Zamoraksblood
11-15-12, 04:51 AM
No
I accidentally posted riddle wrong
Here is the real one:
If I am dead, you are alive.
If you are dead, I am alive.
If a third party is alive, we are both alive.
What are we?
pinkster73
11-15-12, 08:05 AM
My ex husband.
Zamoraksblood
11-15-12, 12:52 PM
Lmao, but no
2 possible answers
Tempete8
11-15-12, 01:02 PM
My ex husband.
Lmao of your funny pink.
Flowers
Zamoraksblood
11-15-12, 04:28 PM
At least guess, I will post answers and new riddle in 24 hour if nobody has gotten it
Zamoraksblood
11-16-12, 08:43 AM
Answer- Legs and a jump rope
Other answer- Arms and karate
New riddle:
I'm full of hills, and bump, and rings
I'm completely flat, unless you ache
I'm completely curved, unless you stay
Don't you fret, I'm entirely safe
What am I?
pinkster73
11-16-12, 09:27 AM
A tree
retro71
11-16-12, 10:16 AM
a posturpedic mattress from the twilight zone?
Zamoraksblood
11-16-12, 11:39 AM
LMFAO, but no
howdy2you
11-16-12, 04:41 PM
A recliner?
pinkster73
11-16-12, 05:03 PM
A hamburger?
retro71
11-16-12, 05:29 PM
A blow-up doll!
pinkster73
11-16-12, 08:58 PM
I think we're saying we give up.
retro71
11-16-12, 09:09 PM
I am still confused about arms, legs, death, life & jump rope karate!!
pinkster73
11-16-12, 09:25 PM
I am still confused about arms, legs, death, life & jump rope karate!!
So am i. I dont get it.
Zamoraksblood
11-18-12, 11:29 AM
Lol it's a riddle I was told a long time ago
2nd riddle, so far, all wrong
Tempete8
11-25-12, 01:31 AM
Is there a riddle goin?
Is there a riddle goin?
It's been days and no answer on the current one. You could start a new one.
Tempete8
11-25-12, 01:39 AM
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Tempete8
11-25-12, 02:08 AM
Yup your turn :)
What's easy to arch but hard to get rid of?
What's easy to arch but hard to get rid of?
Sorry just checked this and noticed that auto correct got it.
What's easy to catch but hard to get rid of?
kooky panda
11-25-12, 10:48 AM
Sorry just checked this and noticed that auto correct got it.
What's easy to catch but hard to get rid of?
A cold?
pinkster73
11-25-12, 12:09 PM
My husband?
Tee hee
Tempete8
11-27-12, 01:48 AM
Kooky your turn :)
kooky panda
11-27-12, 08:58 AM
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
pinkster73
11-27-12, 09:05 AM
Because they use fowl language!
kooky panda
11-27-12, 09:55 AM
Because they use fowl language!
Yes!!! shame on them.. LOL
You are up !!
pinkster73
11-27-12, 10:16 AM
Finally!
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
queentina3
11-27-12, 11:21 AM
The letter N. :p
pinkster73
11-27-12, 11:45 AM
Correct!
queentina3
11-27-12, 01:13 PM
It can be cracked
It can be made
It can be told
It can be played
What is it?
howdy2you
11-27-12, 01:43 PM
Husbands???
queentina3
11-27-12, 01:48 PM
LMAO, no. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tempete8
11-27-12, 01:53 PM
Eggs???
queentina3
11-27-12, 04:49 PM
Jokes?
You got it!
There's a thing that determines your future,his/her future,the WHOLE NATION's future,but you can use the thing with a restriction about age.What is it?
You got it right!So fast...
Tempete8
11-30-12, 10:18 PM
Maguar your turn :)
Sorry I keep reminding myself to post and then I forget.
How's this - you use a knife to cut my head, and weep when I am dead. What am I?
pulidancer96
12-01-12, 09:38 AM
An onion. I have holes In my top and bottom. And in my sides, but I still hold water. What am I?
howdy2you
12-01-12, 09:42 AM
A sponge?
pulidancer96
12-01-12, 09:54 AM
Yeah, thank you Internet :/
howdy2you
12-01-12, 10:33 AM
Yeah, thank you Internet :/
Noway! But you can think so if you want...
Ugh now I have to find a riddle....
howdy2you
12-01-12, 10:41 AM
What part of the turkey has the most feathers?
Turkey's skin,they are covered by feathers,right?
howdy2you
12-02-12, 09:22 AM
Turkey's skin,they are covered by feathers,right?
Correct! The outside. Your turn zetra.
Tempete8
12-03-12, 12:59 AM
That was so easy how come I didn't think of that lol
If a monkey goes crazy,what do we call it?
(Two alternative answers!)
pinkster73
12-03-12, 07:01 AM
Rush hour
retro71
12-03-12, 07:27 AM
Magilla!!!!!!
pinkster73
12-03-12, 08:02 AM
Magilla!!!!!!
What??
If a monkey goes crazy,what do we call it?
(Two alternative answers!)
Going bananas
FarmerTrunte
12-03-12, 02:39 PM
If a monkey goes crazy,what do we call it?
(Two alternative answers!)
Banana Split :)
retro71
12-03-12, 02:45 PM
http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t375/Retro71/220px-Magilla_Gorilla.jpg
Mr Peebles, the pet shop owner always yelled "Magilla!!!!" when anything went wrong as the gorilla was usually at the root of the mess.
Going bananas
Maguar's right!Maguar's turn.
In a bungalow everything is painted purple - the windows, the curtains, the floor, everything. What colour are the stairs?
FarmerTrunte
12-03-12, 04:09 PM
There are no stairs in a bungalow :)
pinkster73
12-03-12, 04:44 PM
Oh good one!
There are no stairs in a bungalow :)
:) your turn now
FarmerTrunte
12-04-12, 03:32 AM
hope that my translation is understandable :)
A man has a square house. Each side facing south. A bear walks by. What color is it?
Your translation is fine. I'll hold off to see if someone else gets it though.
thatgirl444
12-04-12, 03:43 AM
The bear is white because in order for a house to face south from every angle the house would have to be positioned at the North Pole, so the bear would be a polar bear.
FarmerTrunte
12-04-12, 04:16 AM
The bear is white because in order for a house to face south from every angle the house would have to be positioned at the North Pole, so the bear would be a polar bear.
Right :)
You're next :)
Ok it's been awhile so I'll go.
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
retro71
12-18-12, 08:52 PM
perhaps a question or a mystery?
perhaps a question or a mystery?
Very close. If no one else gets close I'll give it to you.
cuzicouldyay
12-19-12, 03:12 AM
Err... A secret?
Err... A secret?
Also close.
retro71
12-19-12, 11:43 AM
The answer.
FarmerTrunte
12-19-12, 12:44 PM
A lie ?
pinkster73
12-19-12, 01:00 PM
Truth?
I'll give it to retro71. It was a riddle which I though was very appropriate for the thread :p
Tempete8
12-19-12, 04:05 PM
So what was the real answer?
retro71
12-19-12, 04:08 PM
;-) cool....whilst I think of one, anyone feel free to post another riddle..
The answer was "a riddle"
Tempete8
12-19-12, 04:15 PM
Oh lol I thought u were just saying how it was appropriate for the forum.
retro71
12-19-12, 04:24 PM
A valuable old dollar was stolen. Red Herring told the police he could recover the bill for a reward. He claimed he knew the dollar was hidden in a book by an old man years earlier & the old man told him the dollar was in a first edition copy of A Tale of Two Cities between pages 125 & 126. Red said he had seen it himself and would disclose the location of the book if he were given the reward.
What do you think? Is Red to be trusted?
cuzicouldyay
12-20-12, 03:22 AM
Red can't be trusted because pages 125 and 126 are on the same piece of paper. :o
Red can't be trusted because pages 125 and 126 are on the same piece of paper. :o
You mean front and back? Clever
cuzicouldyay
12-20-12, 04:14 AM
Yeah, the odd numbered pages are usually the front, with evens the back. ^^; I had to check a nearby book to be sure though.
pinkster73
12-20-12, 08:34 AM
You guys are good. I was thinking it was dollar coin or something.
retro71
12-20-12, 03:20 PM
Red can't be trusted because pages 125 and 126 are on the same piece of paper. :o
Well done! :-)
cuzicouldyay
12-21-12, 12:22 PM
A man is in a room with 53 Bicycles. One of the Bicycles is his own. Why are the other men in the room angry at the first man?
retro71
12-21-12, 12:32 PM
Out on a limb here. Are these bicycle playing cards? The one that is his own would be his "secret" card thusly making the 53rd 'bicycle' the card he was *****ing with. Hence the other men are angry with him?
pinkster73
12-21-12, 01:01 PM
His bicycle is pink and it's the best looking one there.
RealFarmer1222
12-21-12, 01:21 PM
He was *****ing at cards.
The other 52 bicycles on the playing cards.
cuzicouldyay
12-21-12, 05:20 PM
Retro71 had it first, they are indeed Bicycle playing cards. :D
retro71
12-21-12, 06:21 PM
Red Herrring is at it again. Our old pal has taken to selling 'opportunities'.
This time he tells me he knows a man who is dying and I have a chance of a lifetime to invest in a vineyard. Red sings the praises of the rich soil, sunny days, and moderate climate of said vineyard. As he opens a chilled bottle of a cab-merlot mix he explains that there are 3 other investors, so my cost would only be 250,000 dollars, and I can get a 20% return on my money after only 3 months. He finishes he pitch, but I know he's lying, don't I? A vintner he is not, how did I know?
2 Possible answers & you get extra credit for both ;-)
retro71
12-21-12, 06:22 PM
edit--finishes HIS pitch
You don't chill reds and a merlot is a red. Also you need to let reds breathe.
retro71
12-21-12, 06:35 PM
You don't chill reds and a merlot is a red. Also you need to let reds breathe.
Ah Maguar, a good job!
For Sure! That was one dead giveaway, feel free to post another..............BUT there's a 2nd sneaky clue also......
retro71
12-21-12, 06:36 PM
post another riddle, that is. :-)
Ah Maguar, a good job!
For Sure! That was one dead giveaway, feel free to post another..............BUT there's a 2nd sneaky clue also......
Pretty please tell me what the sneaky clue was.
I'll go for an easy one with this one.
If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
retro71
12-21-12, 07:20 PM
Lol, I just got it...makes me laugh!
Lol, I just got it...makes me laugh!
When my nephew was younger it cracked him up.
cuzicouldyay
12-22-12, 12:30 PM
Is it a whitewash?
It was a white car nation.
I'll open it up to anyone one to post the next riddle.
Tempete8
01-19-13, 08:17 PM
What comes in a shell gets on your nerves when stuck and keep you in pain?
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