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ilovepetsxt
08-16-12, 04:05 PM
Rule 1
People always believe me when I'm telling the truth,
I think it's so frekin agrevating when my parents get me in trouble for nothing!

pinkster73
08-16-12, 04:29 PM
2. If you have to keep it a secret, you shouldn't be doing it.

ilovepetsxt
08-16-12, 04:33 PM
rule 2
NO SNICKERING!
I hate snickerers, there just so mean!

ilovepetsxt
08-16-12, 04:34 PM
Oops I meant rule 3 not rule 2 (rule 3 no snickering)

pinksugar800
08-16-12, 04:50 PM
Rule#4: do bit binge on chocolate at 7:00 in the morning, Even if your not on a diet or you crave for it!

ilovepetsxt
08-16-12, 05:27 PM
Rule 5
Sweets for breakfast!!!:):D:):D

pinkster73
08-16-12, 05:48 PM
Rules 6: I AM the Mom, so yes, i know everything.

pinksugar800
08-16-12, 09:11 PM
Rule#7: never listen to your mum, when she tells you to stop eating that sugary snack for breakfast, it wakes u up: )

429924
08-17-12, 11:44 AM
Rule #8
follow your heart

pinkster73
08-17-12, 02:19 PM
Rule 9: if you think your pants make you look fat, they probably do.

pinksugar800
08-17-12, 04:24 PM
Rule#10: there is no monster under your bed, otherwise, you'd already be eaten alive.

429924
08-17-12, 04:35 PM
Rule #10

you are beautiful no matter what people say

pinkster73
08-17-12, 06:47 PM
Rule#10: there is no monster under your bed, otherwise, you'd already be eaten alive.

But there ARE monsters under beds.

pinksugar800
08-17-12, 07:16 PM
But there ARE monsters under beds.

Hahahaha! True true:p

lylahmae
08-17-12, 07:27 PM
Rule 9: if you think your pants make you look fat, they probably do.

Rule #12: Don't ask people if you look fat. Either you don't and are seeking attention or you do and the person will either lie to you or hurt your feelings...all three options suck.

sourlicorice5
08-17-12, 08:43 PM
Rule # 13: Don't live in the past it can't be changed.

pinksugar800
08-17-12, 09:52 PM
Rule # 13: Don't live in the past it can't be changed.

I absoulutly love that one! So inspirational:)

pinksugar800
08-17-12, 09:53 PM
Opps, spelt absolutely wrong:(

ilovepetsxt
08-18-12, 07:07 PM
Rule 10: fairy god parents come to earth!

ilovepetsxt
08-18-12, 07:08 PM
I meant rule 14 why do I keep messing up :confused:

429924
08-18-12, 09:18 PM
Rule #15
it's ok to cry. It doesnt mean you are weak, it's means you are human

trace35
08-19-12, 12:14 AM
Rule #16
Once you reach 36 years old you can start counting backwards.
Pinkster that means we are only 34!

pinkster73
08-19-12, 08:19 AM
Rule #16
Once you reach 36 years old you can start counting backwards.
Pinkster that means we are only 34!

Yeah! Good idea!

kooky panda
08-19-12, 09:13 AM
Rule 17: What goes around, comes around.

429924
08-19-12, 01:33 PM
Rule #17
Be yourself.If they dnt like you for you they arent worth it

429924
08-19-12, 01:34 PM
typo i meant 18 :o

pinkster73
08-19-12, 06:08 PM
Rule 19: sometimes rule 17 takes a long time to happen. Be patient. I've been waiting over 5 years for "a slap of karma" to get someone.

429924
08-20-12, 06:25 PM
Rule 19: sometimes rule 17 takes a long time to happen. Be patient. I've been waiting over 5 years for "a slap of karma" to get someone.

it does... lol i know the feeling. :/

kooky panda
08-20-12, 07:05 PM
Rule 20: A female may change her mind at anytime.

429924
08-20-12, 07:38 PM
Rule #21

Don't regret anything because at the tiime you DID mean it.

kooky panda
08-21-12, 10:38 AM
Rule 22

Prior planning prevents poopoo performance


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ilovepetsxt
08-21-12, 04:20 PM
rule 22:
work from home- job: sleeping!

ilovepetsxt
08-21-12, 04:21 PM
ugh i mean rule 23

NeeOnn
08-24-12, 11:50 AM
Rule 24: Always ask if there's One Direction tickets in the mail - hee hee hee ;)

purpsandherb
08-25-12, 05:50 AM
lol so tru #17. ok rule number #25 everything happens for a reason

purpsandherb
08-25-12, 05:53 AM
oMg typo I ment #21

429924
08-25-12, 07:32 AM
Rule #22
Some people think holding on makes you strong, maybe its letting go

ilovepetsxt
08-26-12, 08:49 AM
It's supposed to be rule number 26 now: rule 26: never lie

429924
08-26-12, 09:45 PM
Oops! :o ^^

NeeOnn
09-04-12, 08:36 PM
Rule 27:No Sleep& sneak out to parties all night B-)

smiley326
09-05-12, 06:42 AM
Rule 28: Don't regret a mistake, you've to fix it ^^

ilovepetsxt
09-06-12, 05:38 PM
rule 29: ice cream for every meal!

Tempete8
09-06-12, 06:14 PM
Rule #15
it's ok to cry. It doesnt mean you are weak, it's means you are human

I cry. But I'm not human

Tempete8
09-06-12, 06:22 PM
Rule: 30 Learn how to count. Lol jp

nihna
09-08-12, 09:02 AM
Rul31: don't you ever believe men they always hide secrets.

pinkster73
09-08-12, 10:18 AM
Rule 32: women hide more secrets then men.

sterlingempire
09-08-12, 01:56 PM
I cry. But I'm not human

We know.

ilovepetsxt
09-08-12, 07:12 PM
Rule 33: I can't take my brother

ilovepetsxt
09-08-12, 07:13 PM
Rule number 34: ignore rule number 33!

ilovepetsxt
09-08-12, 07:13 PM
Rule 33: I can't take my brother

I actually can he's cute!

ilovepetsxt
09-08-12, 07:24 PM
I love my brother

pinkster73
09-14-12, 07:29 AM
Rule 35: NEVER EVER put your hair dye in while your kids are at school. One of them WILL puke and need picked immediately.

pinkster73
09-14-12, 07:29 AM
*picked up

queentina3
09-14-12, 08:28 AM
Rule 36: Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll be in an accident.

I'm shocked nobody listed that one yet, and it sort of follows along with what pinkster wrote above. :)

RoseMeyer
09-14-12, 08:33 AM
Rule 9: if you think your pants make you look fat, they probably do.

Honestly, its not the pants, its the BUTT that's making you look fat...................

RoseMeyer
09-14-12, 08:34 AM
rule 2
NO SNICKERING!
I hate snickerers, there just so mean!

Almond Joys are better.....

pinkster73
09-14-12, 09:06 AM
Rule 36: Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll be in an accident.

I'm shocked nobody listed that one yet, and it sort of follows along with what pinkster wrote above. :)

Rule 36 is a myth. I worked for years at the hospital and i can confirm that if someone is in a bad accident, if they started out with clean underwear, it's not clean by the time they get in the ambulance.

queentina3
09-14-12, 09:30 AM
Rule 36 is a myth. I worked for years at the hospital and i can confirm that if someone is in a bad accident, if they started out with clean underwear, it's not clean by the time they get in the ambulance.

That is just a nasty thought pinkster. Why did you have to go there? :p

pinkster73
09-14-12, 10:49 AM
That is just a nasty thought pinkster. Why did you have to go there? :p

You brought it up :p

NeeOnn
09-14-12, 03:34 PM
Rule 37: Never wax legs unless you want to scream like a little girl or you're brave enough to do so. :p

ilovepetsxt
09-21-12, 10:09 PM
Almond Joys are better.....

I got u but that's not what I meant

pinksugar800
09-21-12, 11:48 PM
Rule #38- ALWAYS give yourself a motto to follow in life...something like.."I NEED MOTIVATION!"
And then, your all sorted..:)

ilovepetsxt
09-24-12, 04:05 PM
Rule #38- ALWAYS give yourself a motto to follow in life...something like.."I NEED MOTIVATION!"
And then, your all sorted..:)

Lolzzzz

lylahmae
09-24-12, 05:53 PM
Rule #39: It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

kooky panda
09-24-12, 06:02 PM
Rule #40- Trust is easy to gain, until you break it.

pinkster73
09-24-12, 08:05 PM
Rule 41: not all secrets should be kept.

Tempete8
09-24-12, 09:40 PM
RULE 42: Secrets aren't Secrets. They're just things that's none of other people's business.

429924
09-26-12, 01:25 PM
RULE 43
When you focus on problems, you will have more problems. When you focus on
possibilities, you will have more opportunities. Dream. Wish. Make it happen.

pinkster73
09-26-12, 07:19 PM
Rule 43: check the pockets of clothes before doing laundry.

429924
10-11-12, 04:52 PM
Rule #44

If your dreams don't scare you they aren't big enough

ilovepetsxt
11-19-12, 08:51 AM
rule 45:
There's NEVER to much ice cream!

howdy2you
11-19-12, 11:36 AM
Rule 46
You can fool some of the people all of the time
And all of the people some of the time
But you can't fool mom!

chocolatefantasy111
11-19-12, 12:53 PM
Rule 47
A secret isn't a secret if you tell it to half of the world!

ilovepetsxt
11-20-12, 01:30 PM
Rule 48: if u get in trouble plz be noteful that u can only trick your DAD with sweets!

howdy2you
11-20-12, 01:33 PM
Rule 48: if u get in trouble plz be noteful that u can only trick your DAD with sweets!

Lol that is completely true! ;)

sterlingempire
11-20-12, 04:22 PM
Rule:

People can't help the way they are born. You can hate them, shake them, scare them, protest about them, deprive them of rights, but that isn't going to change them. People are born the way they are and you have no right to question that.

oldschool
06-26-13, 08:25 PM
Always give up your cheese in a fight, the opponent needs it most JUST GIVE IT UP!

cafemochaaa
06-29-13, 02:32 PM
When you find bacon, make sure to guard it with your life, especially on a farm ;)

cafemochaaa
06-29-13, 02:33 PM
Always give up your cheese in a fight, the opponent needs it most JUST GIVE IT UP!

So true!

cafemochaaa
06-29-13, 02:34 PM
When you find bacon, make sure to guard it with your life, especially on a farm ;)

Learned that the hard way :(

cafemochaaa
06-29-13, 02:35 PM
Always give up your cheese in a fight, the opponent needs it most JUST GIVE IT UP!

That's what happened to me and my brother :confused:

cafemochaaa
06-29-13, 02:41 PM
Rule 46
You can fool some of the people all of the time
And all of the people some of the time
But you can't fool mom!

That's so true!

jellypie200
06-29-13, 04:10 PM
Rule 50:
Be careful what you say cause it could really hurt someone's feeling

cafemochaaa
06-29-13, 04:25 PM
RULE 51
Never have fear, it's just people predicting bad futures

jellypie200
06-30-13, 06:39 AM
Rule 52
Think hard

Ic3e
06-30-13, 06:55 AM
Rule 53

Think of rules as guidelines, so technically you wouldn't be breaking any rules for they're more like guidelines.

jellypie200
06-30-13, 07:05 AM
Rule 53

Think of rules as guidelines, so technically you wouldn't be breaking any rules for they're more like guidelines.

Yeah thats true :)

cafemochaaa
07-01-13, 08:58 AM
Rule 54
never doubt yourself-​you'll regret it

jellypie200
07-03-13, 07:40 PM
Rule 55
If you're fat don't stop eating just don't eat a lot