Talent...Not!!

[pinksugar800]

Hello, and welcome to.....Talent...Not!!
This game is really easy...it is if you read the instructions...

Okay! The first person posts a talent! The next person will post them doing the talent BUT you mess up doing something REALLY funny!!!!! Here is an example...

Person 1-
Can you drive a car with your eyes closed?

Person 2-
I try but I get a parking ticket for being scared & parking on the side of the road!!
Can you win "The Game Of Life" without *****ing 15 times in a row?

Person 3-I try but I ended up *****ing instead!!
Can you (Blah blah blah blah)


And so on:)
Enjoy and Follow all forum rules please:)

[Rachael98]

Can you ride a pony...sitting on a cactus instead of a saddle?

[cubsrock1908]

I try but when I hop off my bum bum has millions of prickles on it
Can u do 10000000 cartwheels without messing up?

[dalula]

I try but then i lost count around 10 cartwheels...
Can you type 1,000,000 words that are at least 6 letters long and are different every time in five minutes?

[Zetra]

I try but my keyboard couldn't respond...
Can you throw a boomerang and catch it by yourself?

[ThorVII]

No...i dont have arms

Can you hold your breath for 10 min.

[jodimo]

I try but I end up looking like a smurf...
Can you do a backflip off of a diving board?

[Green4life1]

I try but when I do it my head ends up hitting on a big rock
Can you lift up a house?

[dalula]

I try but I don't know what a house is...
Can you jump off a 1000-feet tall building and survive?

[jojopeanut]

I tried but my rope broke.

Can you hop up and down on one foot pat your head while reciting tounge twister she sales sea shells by the sea shore?

[Zetra]

I tried but I can't memorize "She sell seashell by the seashore".
Can you Do limbo dance with 70 CM High?

[lylahmae]

Tried but I fell and broke my tail bone...now everybody keeps staring at my doughnut seat.
Can you sew your clothing without a pattern only a dress form.

[Zamoraksblood]

No I lost my needle

Can you say every cuss word at an assembly of the worlds most dignified people into a microphone?

[unosocite]

I tried, but my English no good they not understand me say any words lol

Can you stare at the sun for an hour without blinking?

[sandtigeress]

I tried with the Moon, blinking happened.

Can you Dance on the Roof ?

[Zamoraksblood]

I tried but my neighbor got mad at me for dancing on their roof, I don't have one

Can you count to one? GOING DOWN FROM 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!

[sparey2520]

I tried but I lost count when I just started counting.
Can you dance nonstop for 10 hours?

[nmishii]

I tried but I kept tripping over my own feet.

Can you cook a gourmet meal?

[howdy2you]

I tried but my watched pot never boiled.
Can you play Moonlight Sonate on the piano?

[sandtigeress]

I tried, but i have no piano.

Can you sing a Sonata ?

[Christiana12345]

Yes, but I sound like screeching cars. :p
Can u fish a fish? ;) :) :D

[Hancherry]

I can fish a fish but always drop the line!

Can you run 100m in less than 12 seconds ( I can't ! )

[jellypie200]

No I end up running too slow
Can you eat a jelly pie in 1 second? (I can't )