View Full Version : Talent...Not!!

05-26-12, 02:44 AM
Hello, and welcome to.....Talent...Not!!
This game is really easy...it is if you read the instructions...

Okay! The first person posts a talent! The next person will post them doing the talent BUT you mess up doing something REALLY funny!!!!! Here is an example...

Person 1-
Can you drive a car with your eyes closed?

Person 2-
I try but I get a parking ticket for being scared & parking on the side of the road!!
Can you win "The Game Of Life" without cheating 15 times in a row?

Person 3-I try but I ended up cheating instead!!
Can you (Blah blah blah blah)

And so on:)
Enjoy and Follow all forum rules please:)

05-26-12, 04:13 AM
Can you ride a pony...sitting on a cactus instead of a saddle?

05-29-12, 09:24 AM
I try but when I hop off my bum bum has millions of prickles on it
Can u do 10000000 cartwheels without messing up?

05-30-12, 03:47 PM
I try but then i lost count around 10 cartwheels...
Can you type 1,000,000 words that are at least 6 letters long and are different every time in five minutes?

06-01-12, 04:49 AM
I try but my keyboard couldn't respond...
Can you throw a boomerang and catch it by yourself?

06-01-12, 10:16 PM
No...i dont have arms

Can you hold your breath for 10 min.

06-02-12, 01:19 AM
I try but I end up looking like a smurf...
Can you do a backflip off of a diving board?

06-09-12, 01:47 PM
I try but when I do it my head ends up hitting on a big rock
Can you lift up a house?

06-11-12, 04:04 PM
I try but I don't know what a house is...
Can you jump off a 1000-feet tall building and survive?

06-12-12, 08:09 PM
I tried but my rope broke.

Can you hop up and down on one foot pat your head while reciting tounge twister she sales sea shells by the sea shore?

07-17-12, 03:48 PM
I tried but I can't memorize "She sell seashell by the seashore".
Can you Do limbo dance with 70 CM High?

08-05-12, 07:30 PM
Tried but I fell and broke my tail bone...now everybody keeps staring at my doughnut seat.
Can you sew your clothing without a pattern only a dress form.

08-16-12, 09:42 AM
No I lost my needle

Can you say every cuss word at an assembly of the worlds most dignified people into a microphone?

11-11-12, 06:23 AM
I tried, but my English no good they not understand me say any words lol

Can you stare at the sun for an hour without blinking?

11-11-12, 06:52 AM
I tried with the Moon, blinking happened.

Can you Dance on the Roof ?

11-15-12, 12:47 PM
I tried but my neighbor got mad at me for dancing on their roof, I don't have one

Can you count to one? GOING DOWN FROM 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!

12-23-12, 10:27 AM
I tried but I lost count when I just started counting.
Can you dance nonstop for 10 hours?

12-29-12, 06:04 PM
I tried but I kept tripping over my own feet.

Can you cook a gourmet meal?

12-29-12, 09:22 PM
I tried but my watched pot never boiled.
Can you play Moonlight Sonate on the piano?

12-30-12, 05:30 AM
I tried, but i have no piano.

Can you sing a Sonata ?

01-16-13, 09:48 PM
Yes, but I sound like screeching cars. :p
Can u fish a fish? ;) :) :D

03-30-13, 12:48 PM
I can fish a fish but always drop the line!

Can you run 100m in less than 12 seconds ( I can't ! )

03-31-13, 06:24 AM
No I end up running too slow
Can you eat a jelly pie in 1 second? (I can't )