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pinksugar800
05-22-12, 02:06 AM
This game is really easy!!!
One person starts with something they don't like doing,the next person has to answer saying why they can't do it(a ridiculous excuse)---A example is-


Person 1- You have to wash the dog today!!

Person 2- I can't wash the dog because I don't know how to use the tap for the water!!
You have to turn TV on!!

Person 3- I can't because my feet are cold!!
You have to feed my cat!

And so on:)
Anyone can start!!


Please follow forum rules!!!

kattybell
05-22-12, 07:42 AM
You have to buy 24 gems today.

sparks229
05-22-12, 09:32 AM
I can't because TL will just take them away!!!

You have to eat a cookie :p

yanochka
05-22-12, 09:44 AM
I can't because I will break my tooth.

You have to wash my car!

Branston73
05-22-12, 10:19 AM
Well I can't I'm afraid. I don't see the point of going all the way to your house (probably in a different country!) just to wash your car! Also I'm going away camping!

You must come and see me one day!

ThorVII
05-22-12, 02:50 PM
I am blind....(not really) I hope noone takes offence from this

MOW THE LAWN !!!!!!

cubsrock1908
05-22-12, 07:09 PM
I can't cuz I just got a mani pedi and I hate gasoline
U have have a party for me :-D

shakiba
05-22-12, 07:12 PM
I can't because I dont even know where you live.

You have to cook for me.

ariesblu
05-22-12, 08:30 PM
I can't because I'm listening to music.

You have to wash my car.

theredchilly
05-22-12, 08:33 PM
I can't because its raining men.
You have to fix me dinner.

pinkster73
05-22-12, 08:44 PM
No because your legs and arms aren't broken and you can cook for yourself.

Can you do my chores for a day?

cubsrock1908
05-22-12, 08:46 PM
I can't bcz I am going to *Thinks for place* I got it I'm going to San Fransisco so I can't do it
I need u to go get me Bruno Mars tickets

dalula
05-24-12, 03:57 PM
No because you didn't say how many tickets to buy.
Can you go eat my oranges for me?

dalula
05-24-12, 03:58 PM
No because you didn't say how many tickets to buy.
Can you go eat my oranges for me?

Oops, forgot to read the directions.
You have to do my oral presentation for me.

jonas867
05-24-12, 04:02 PM
Hahahaha funny comments you guys have

Ic3e
05-25-12, 08:26 PM
I can't because a cat literally got my tounge...

You have to make me a sandwich

cubsrock1908
05-25-12, 08:38 PM
No bcz I Uh mm broke my... Leg? Lol
I need u to get me 4 Cubs tickets

pinksugar800
05-26-12, 12:42 AM
I cant cause I don't know what tickets are!!!
Can someone send me a truckload of brownies?

Zetra
06-01-12, 04:59 AM
I can't because I'm allergic to brownies and truck!
You have to run 50 laps in the nearest park around you!

jodimo
06-03-12, 12:32 AM
I can't because I'm afraid of sweat
You have to get me my own library

mushroom79
06-03-12, 03:24 AM
I can't because I am afraid of bookworms.
You have to convince TL to give us a gem purchase confirmation button.

maguar
06-03-12, 03:35 AM
I can't because they won't.

You have to go to work for me

mattyboo1
06-03-12, 06:59 AM
I cant because I don't have time to do your work

You have to run a marathon

dalula
06-04-12, 04:16 PM
I can't because I can't even run a mile. (I'm a terrible athlete)
You have to buy a dog for me.

awertie
06-04-12, 04:23 PM
I can't because I can't buy things that start with the letter "D."
You have to go talk to a plant for me.

Hawaiianmomma
06-06-12, 05:54 PM
I can't follow rules for none are specific for me....so I will go speak to my orchids for you.
You have to fulfill World Peace for me.

Zetra
07-09-12, 04:25 AM
I can't cause you use up your C.L.M.(Capital Letter Limit)
I want my bicycle turn into tricycle.

429924
07-16-12, 10:33 AM
you can't because that imposssible.
You have to do impersonate me, while i go sneak with my friends.

retro71
07-16-12, 03:39 PM
I can't cause I'm too short.

I really need you to clean out my fridge and throw all the science projects away...please?!?!

sparey2520
12-24-12, 12:05 PM
I can't because I don't know where you live.
You have to tidy my room.

cuzicouldyay
12-27-12, 12:56 PM
I can't because I don't have a haz-mat suit. ;)
You have to grow food for my dragons.

sandtigeress
12-28-12, 11:07 AM
Can't , My Dragons ate all the Food .

You have to Visit My Dragons.

nmishii
12-28-12, 11:28 AM
I can't because I don't play dragon story anymore.

You have to make me lunch.

funnyhamsters
01-01-13, 02:57 PM
I don't know how to make u lunch.


U HAVE TO BUY ME A PRIVATE JET

jellybelly2001
01-01-13, 03:05 PM
I can't because I don't have the money to


You have to clean my house

emergRN
01-01-13, 04:23 PM
what does "clean" mean?

you have to shovel the 5 feet of snow on my driveway...oh and salt it too :-)

sandtigeress
01-01-13, 04:35 PM
Can't do that, Snow Is beautifull :)

You have to use a snowmobile.

cuzicouldyay
01-01-13, 08:04 PM
I can't, I don't know how to drive.

You have to teach me how to drive, without killing things. :D

funnyhamsters
01-02-13, 03:35 PM
i dont know how to fly a space shuttle

can u teach me how to fly, without blowing up the shuttle

tastydelicacy
01-11-13, 04:19 AM
I'm not a trained teacher.

You have to write a 10 page essay about hot dogs.

jellybelly2001
01-11-13, 03:16 PM
What is a hot dog?

You have to quit teamlava games

funnyhamsters
01-11-13, 03:19 PM
No I don't cuase they are fun

U have to work for me

310pnut
01-12-13, 01:54 PM
No that would b against labor laws I'm under 16

U have 2 clean my house

sandtigeress
01-12-13, 06:15 PM
Can't find your House.

You have to make me breakfast

Christiana12345
01-15-13, 11:23 PM
No cause the garbage can ate it. :D



Play fss

jellypie200
04-01-13, 05:28 PM
But I half to do my homework
Watch your favorite TV shows :-) :-)

funnyrandomness5112
04-01-13, 07:18 PM
I already Am ;)

Go Buy me a Computer.

lollipop_rp
04-02-13, 03:10 PM
You have no more money in your bank account and I was banned from the bank...

Go eat my dog's food

jellypie200
04-04-13, 01:04 PM
No way I'm a human anyways I have homework
Eat tacos

Paul__
04-04-13, 05:19 PM
I'm full

go chop up the tree that fell

migz248
05-05-13, 11:32 PM
I don't know how to use any kind of tool

Walk toward one step

pokemon38
05-07-13, 12:32 PM
But I'm tired.


Go to sleep.

CelestiasHeaven
05-07-13, 12:40 PM
i cant i am afraid of the dark.

Go make a millions dollars or € for me?

lol^^

funnyrandomness5112
05-08-13, 04:11 PM
I can't i'm afraid of money..

go make me a sammich

kylerrebmann
05-08-13, 04:30 PM
I cant my dog threw the bread in the trash and then ate it.

kylerrebmann
05-08-13, 04:31 PM
Go get me a tv

islanddoll1
05-08-13, 08:04 PM
I can't, I don't know what size!

Scrub the bathroom

lollipop_rp
05-12-13, 10:37 AM
Sorry but I'm allergic to doing work

Go give my dog a manicure

Paul__
05-12-13, 10:55 AM
I'm scared of dogs!

Go home,So you don't have fun

tajul
05-22-13, 10:38 PM
but my elephant glued me to my chair!

go cleanyour room

Ic3e
05-22-13, 11:21 PM
I'm homeless...

Go and pick up all the trash at the park

Velcro31
06-02-13, 05:43 AM
I don't have a park where I live
Go eat candy

CelestiasHeaven
06-02-13, 06:03 AM
i dont wanna get fat!
Go fix my realtionship.

izyalfie
06-02-13, 12:43 PM
I can't 'cos he might love me instead! (Sos I'm hoping ur a girl!)

izyalfie
06-02-13, 12:44 PM
Oops go do revision

islanddoll1
06-02-13, 06:12 PM
I can't, I already graduated (years ago).

Run down the street in a red robe shouting "yeah, that's right, I'm Santa Clause"

Ic3e
06-02-13, 10:28 PM
I can't because Santa doesn't wear red robes... he wears red suits. BOOM BEST EXCUSE HANDS DOWN I WIN!

Go buy me concert tickets for my birthday.

Velcro31
06-02-13, 11:47 PM
I can't because I don't know which concert you wanna go to!
Go play a teamlava game!

sonal2002
06-03-13, 01:56 AM
I can't because I lost my i pad .
Go join the storm8 forum!

apehero
06-03-13, 02:02 AM
I can't because I have no hands [if you are wondering why can post don't even think about it!]

go rob my neighbors house which is empty from the last rob!

jua1978
06-03-13, 02:11 AM
I cant I live to far

Go pay your bills

Ic3e
06-03-13, 02:44 AM
I'm only fifteen...

Go fluff my pillows!

Oliver118
06-03-13, 09:49 AM
I can't because I'm allergic to fluff and stuffing

Go spend 24 gems on the Picnic Basket.

islanddoll1
06-03-13, 06:30 PM
I can't, I'm addicted to buying Madeline Tins.
Skip work and go lie on a beach somewhere!

Velcro31
06-04-13, 12:27 AM
I can't because I don't even work, so I dont even have to skip it
Attend my B-day

yusefzai
06-04-13, 12:41 AM
I cant because im allergic to birthday cakes :-P



Go change your clothes!

Ic3e
06-04-13, 01:18 AM
I'm at the mall though.

Get me the iPhone 5

sonal2002
06-04-13, 07:08 AM
I can't because I was studying
Go get my keyboard

islanddoll1
06-05-13, 07:25 PM
I can't, because you didn't say if it's the computer keyboard or the musical-instrument keyboard

Go eat some Sushi!

Velcro31
06-07-13, 03:03 AM
I can't, because I'm fasting:p
Go eat rice!

CelestiasHeaven
06-07-13, 05:38 PM
I am no criminial and i dont wanna go to jail!!
Go buy me a milkshake

CelestiasHeaven
06-07-13, 05:40 PM
Oh ok that was another one on another site sry^^ i am not good with chopsticks it would take to long to eat it.
Go buy me a milkshake.

SakuraBlossom188
06-14-13, 09:33 PM
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Sing "Baby" at the top of your lungs at 12 am

sonal2002
06-15-13, 03:56 AM
I can't because I will be fast asleep
Make a sandwich

evangelina812
06-24-13, 11:44 AM
I can't because I have a deep fear of witches, especially sand ones.

YOU make the sandwich.

islanddoll1
06-24-13, 05:00 PM
I can't, I buried the "wich" in pebbles instead of sand
Buy me some new shoes.

funnyrandomness5112
06-24-13, 05:02 PM
I can't you didn't tell me what kind and didn't give me any money

Go buy me Dragon Story Gold $100 worth

lollipop_rp
06-25-13, 04:22 PM
Sorry I can't, I left your credit card at home... :( [maybe next time lol jk]

Go fight a sumo wrestler!

jellypie200
06-27-13, 10:35 AM
Sorry I can't I'm not big enough
Go play on your tablet!

evangelina812
06-27-13, 03:41 PM
I dropped it down the toilet, so I can't.

Turn on the lights.

lunastar13
06-28-13, 04:36 AM
I can't because I break my fingers!
Jump in a ocean with sharks and piranhas!

sonal2002
06-29-13, 06:27 AM
I can't because I am scared of them
Go get me my i-pad

cafemochaaa
06-29-13, 10:28 AM
No way I'm using it

Buy me a puppy

nasala
08-12-13, 08:31 AM
I can't because I moving to the North pole.

Make me a castle.

cherryberry9
08-13-13, 11:29 PM
No way, castles are so 500 years ago.

Bake me a cake.

funnyrandomness5112
08-14-13, 06:02 AM
I'm Allergic to Cake... >.<

Go Buy me new Contacts!

uvagrape
08-16-13, 02:47 PM
I can't because I have to atened the funeral of my cats aunts freinds dogs fishs mom. go buy apples from that horse.

lollipop_rp
08-17-13, 10:51 AM
I can't cuz my mom taught me don't make deals with horses

Send me gold on DS

jellypie200
08-17-13, 12:54 PM
I can't not without a money tree!!!

Give me everything I want

mrarfan
08-18-13, 01:19 AM
I can't give you everything you want because it's mine! Give me $300!

tajul
09-04-13, 09:05 PM
but im broke!!!

go clean my house!!!

funnyrandomness5112
10-06-13, 03:38 PM
I'm Allergic to Cleaning.


Go buy a pizza and give it to a hobo who needs it.

mrarfan
10-06-13, 05:44 PM
I'm Allergic to Cleaning.


Go buy a pizza and give it to a hobo who needs it.

I can't buy pizza today cause I'm celebrating my birthday today :p

Go get me a Dragon Story Birthday Cake flavored CHOCOLATE :)

310pnut
10-09-13, 06:44 AM
I can't I don't like dragons

Buy me some flowers.

Brittany2417
10-29-13, 08:29 AM
I cant buy you any flowers because flowers are not allowed where I live.

Handle my finances.

tajul
10-31-13, 10:39 AM
i cant becouse i dont know what i finances is! (i really do though so dont make fun of me because of a joke!)


sit down (this has got to be funny answer!!!)

mathstagelover
11-24-13, 07:39 AM
I can't! Don't you know? I have an extended spine that gives me a tail (some people actually have this) and so it prevents me from sitting!

Go stand over there!

asyran2012
11-26-13, 11:19 PM
I can't stand over there because you didn't tell me where to stand :p

Go and fly with a magic carpet that has fences so that you won't fall :p

310pnut
12-07-13, 12:23 PM
I can't! I don't know where to buy one:p

Buy me a pack of gems

RougeDeLuxe
01-04-14, 12:01 AM
I can't because I'm not rich.

Watch Tv.

copycats
01-04-14, 01:28 AM
I can't because my cables on the fritz
Wash the dishes

matchbox222
01-05-14, 06:53 PM
I can't because I'll get my sleeve wet

Go to the movies

asyran2012
01-06-14, 12:22 AM
I can't coz it's too loud

Play your iPad!

nachomandeluxe
01-10-14, 09:12 AM
I can't because it doesn't have battery life (using my ipad to type this)

Take out the trash

RougeDeLuxe
01-10-14, 12:23 PM
It's Too cold outside.

Make Breakfast :)

310pnut
01-11-14, 03:46 PM
I want to sleep in.

Post a reply to this post.

copycats
02-02-14, 09:50 PM
I can't because I'm about to sneeze

Pet a dog

Tossa747
02-25-14, 07:59 PM
I can't because I'm about to sneeze

Pet a dog
I can't, dogs don't like me at all.

Donate 5 bucks to Wikipedia.

JulietteAnimalShop
02-27-14, 02:13 AM
I can't cause I'm poor (totally false)

You have to pass exams for me.

RougeDeLuxe
02-27-14, 09:51 PM
I can't I'm too smart and would get 100% they will know something is up.

Make a sundae

mollybrown0
03-01-14, 12:01 PM
I dont have any ice cream.

Knitt me a jumper?

tajul
03-04-14, 12:23 AM
i cant i got my fiingers chopped off!

put away the groceries

lollipop_rp
03-23-14, 08:59 AM
Sorry, I drove my mums car into a tree and instead of grounding me, she said I cannot put away groceries.

Listen to happy by pharrel Williams

nmishii
04-02-14, 08:27 PM
I can't, I'm deaf.

Rob a bank

bogusiawieder
05-29-14, 09:05 AM
I can't because I have robbingphobia

Rule the world!

PineapplePigeon
06-04-14, 04:30 PM
I can't because I'm eating ice cream

Go to school!

umumum2
07-20-14, 10:39 AM
I can't because i'm sleeping.

Save pricecess peach from boswer

zaccy678
03-22-15, 09:46 AM
I can't because I'm not a Mario character.

Go to sleep!

tajul
03-24-15, 08:10 PM
I cant because I have a sleep disorder!

Eat some food!

kimwood1
03-24-15, 08:53 PM
I can't because I have no teeth!

Watch The Voice on NBC

bobbyrae
04-11-15, 04:38 AM
I can't because the Voice is too loud.

Bake a batch of macarons

queentina3
04-11-15, 03:52 PM
I can't because I'm allergic to baking. :p

Do my family's laundry!

zaccy678
04-22-15, 09:07 PM
I can't because I'm a germophobe.

Touch your toes!

tajul
05-03-15, 07:57 PM
I can't because I have no toes.
Breath!

Lenkapon
09-05-15, 09:01 PM
I can't because my noses and my mouth are stuck!

Play Fashion Story!

moshigirl14
12-18-15, 08:53 AM
I cant I don't have wifi.


Give me your money

whatfireball
08-01-16, 04:12 AM
I can't because I have none! Also I'm calling the cops. :)

Paint the house!

kellyleroc111
10-23-16, 08:04 AM
I can't because the dulux dog drank the paint


Pluck a chicken

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