DAmanding
05-18-12, 07:10 AM
All the Story games lag on my old 2nd gen ipod Touch so I thought I was prepared for that. Not even close. This game lags like twenty times worse than Bakery. Here's a transcript of my actions in trying to get through the tutorial so I could get my goal gems in Bakery:
Tap icon. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Double tap icon. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Crazy tap icon repeatedly in frustration. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Single tap icon. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Double tap icon. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Crazy tap icon repeatedly for twice as long as previously in extreme frustration, ready to throw the device across the room. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Single tap icon. Wait. Wait. Wait. It finally works.
Next step of the tutorial. Repeat the above steps. Rinse and repeat until I finally got through the tutorial TEN MINUTES LATER!
To be fair. It's also VERY SLOW (though not quite as severe) on an iPhone 4s so you can't tell me its just the hardware. Thankfully I have no intention of continuing to play it, I just wanted my 6 gems and to not see ads for it every few minutes in my other games. But still, I feel sorry for the people who are trying to play it.
Tap icon. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Double tap icon. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Crazy tap icon repeatedly in frustration. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Single tap icon. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Double tap icon. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Crazy tap icon repeatedly for twice as long as previously in extreme frustration, ready to throw the device across the room. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Single tap icon. Wait. Wait. Wait. It finally works.
Next step of the tutorial. Repeat the above steps. Rinse and repeat until I finally got through the tutorial TEN MINUTES LATER!
To be fair. It's also VERY SLOW (though not quite as severe) on an iPhone 4s so you can't tell me its just the hardware. Thankfully I have no intention of continuing to play it, I just wanted my 6 gems and to not see ads for it every few minutes in my other games. But still, I feel sorry for the people who are trying to play it.