View Full Version : Teach Me How!

05-14-12, 05:47 PM
In this forum game, players ask how to do something, and the next player answers it in a totally ridiculous and useless way.
For example:
Player 1: How do I tie my shoes?
Player 2: tape is the way to go. How do I make a cake?
and repeat :)

all forum rules apply, and make sure you wait 4 posts before you post again.

I will start:
How do I paint the sun?

05-14-12, 06:23 PM
Get a pen.

How do I play piano?

05-15-12, 08:49 PM
U start pounding on keys till they fall off
Teach me how to do my nails (I know how to)

05-16-12, 05:13 AM
You drink it, it'll run down into ur nails while in ur body(a lot of bottles you'll need:p)

How do I get a lot of gems without spending money?

05-16-12, 03:46 PM
Draw gems on pieces of paper and cut them out, then press it into your device.
How do I type?

05-16-12, 04:43 PM
wrap your fist into a ball and pound pound pound!

How do I memorize the periodic table?

05-16-12, 05:52 PM
You say periodic table 3 times.

How do I eat food?

05-17-12, 04:05 AM
open mouth, insert food, chew chew chew

How do I find my way home?

05-17-12, 12:02 PM
Brake down random people's house's until u find your house
How do I watch soap operas without falling asleep

05-18-12, 01:38 AM
Drink coffee(10 cups)

How do I get rid of my cold?

05-18-12, 01:48 PM
pour boiling water down your throat.

How do I write in cursive?

05-18-12, 03:01 PM
First you'll need to become a doctor. Then you can just scribble some circles and lines. Doctors don't need to have legible writing.

How do I make supper?

05-18-12, 07:39 PM
Pick up the phone and dial the number for pizza delivery.

How do I clean my room?

05-20-12, 09:14 AM
U call Batman! Lol
How can I make my sister shut her mouth

05-21-12, 03:31 PM
Tell your sister's mouth to shut her.
How do I write neatly?

05-26-12, 11:01 AM
Use a computer.

How can I eat cheese?

05-26-12, 11:22 AM
You melt it on the sun and then use your finger
How do I water my plants?

05-26-12, 08:15 PM
U keep yelling: IF SOMEONE WATERS MY PLANTS I'LL GIVE THEM 100 BUCKS (Don't give them 100 bucks)
How do I get a million bucks?

05-26-12, 08:23 PM
You can get a million bucks by eating breakfast every morning.

How can I become a mermaid?

07-09-12, 04:34 AM
Hypnosist will help you.
How can I got a life?

07-09-12, 04:35 AM
Tie fish to your legs

How do I get rid of my posts on someone elses wall with out posting myself!