Teach Me How!

[music908]

In this forum game, players ask how to do something, and the next player answers it in a totally ridiculous and useless way.
For example:
Player 1: How do I tie my shoes?
Player 2: tape is the way to go. How do I make a cake?
and repeat :)

all forum rules apply, and make sure you wait 4 posts before you post again.

I will start:
How do I paint the sun?

[sparks229]

Get a pen.

How do I play piano?

[cubsrock1908]

U start pounding on keys till they fall off
Teach me how to do my nails (I know how to)

[pinksugar800]

You drink it, it'll run down into ur nails while in ur body(a lot of bottles you'll need:p)

How do I get a lot of gems without spending money?

[dalula]

Draw gems on pieces of paper and cut them out, then press it into your device.
How do I type?

[music908]

wrap your fist into a ball and pound pound pound!

How do I memorize the periodic table?

[sparks229]

You say periodic table 3 times.

How do I eat food?

[FarmerZionLion]

open mouth, insert food, chew chew chew

How do I find my way home?

[cubsrock1908]

Brake down random people's house's until u find your house
How do I watch soap operas without falling asleep

[pinksugar800]

Drink coffee(10 cups)

How do I get rid of my cold?

[music908]

pour boiling water down your throat.

How do I write in cursive?

[AnnasCoffee]

First you'll need to become a doctor. Then you can just scribble some circles and lines. Doctors don't need to have legible writing.

How do I make supper?

[sourlicorice2]

Pick up the phone and dial the number for pizza delivery.

How do I clean my room?

[cubsrock1908]

U call Batman! Lol
How can I make my sister shut her mouth

[dalula]

Tell your sister's mouth to shut her.
How do I write neatly?

[jumphigh128]

Use a computer.

How can I eat cheese?

[copycats]

You melt it on the sun and then use your finger
How do I water my plants?

[cubsrock1908]

U keep yelling: IF SOMEONE WATERS MY PLANTS I'LL GIVE THEM 100 BUCKS (Don't give them 100 bucks)
How do I get a million bucks?

[rengirl1978]

You can get a million bucks by eating breakfast every morning.

How can I become a mermaid?

[Zetra]

Hypnosist will help you.
How can I got a life?

[pinksugar800]

Tie fish to your legs

How do I get rid of my posts on someone elses wall with out posting myself!