100 Ways To Get Kicked Out A Public Place!!

[pinksugar800]

Title says it all:)
Nothing rude:)
Any place!
i.e. hotels, shopping centre, restraunts

Eg--

#1-(The first way to get kicked out of a public place)

Please put #(number) at the start of your message:)

Have Fun & Anyone Can Start:)

[Ic3e]

#1

Throw up in someone's food at a restaurant. (hopefully it'll staet a chain reaction of everyone throwing up.)

[maguar]

#2

In a store thank them in advance for giving you the Winona discount

[pinksugar800]

Ahh, I spelt restaurant wrong!!!!:/
:(

[cubsrock1908]

#3
Pee on someone at the city pool

[Godlovesyou12]

#4
Walk in naked with nothing on
(You'll probably get arrested too!)

[sourlicorice2]

#5

Ask how much you get off for the ten finger discount.

[pinkster73]

#6

Keep farting really stinky ones

[Branston73]

#7

Buying everything in the shop!

[jumphigh128]

#8
Read aloud the book with a microphone when watching a movie of it

[sparks229]

#8

Trying to stuff all the pillows and towels and possibly a mattress from a hotel

[queentina3]

#9

Ask really loudly why the Health Department shut them down for a week.

[Yellowstone67]

#10.
Smack an employee at Mcdonald's because they dropped one of your frys. :)

[pinksugar800]

#11

At McCafe, Smash the mugs everytime you get a coffee:p

[pinkster73]

12. Go to dairy queen and order Mcnuggets.

[taz086]

13. Run around, screaming loudly for ice cream.

[dalula]

14. Get some candy on a stand and eat all of them without paying for a single one.

[sparks229]

#15

Slap the principal of a school

[bobbyrae]

#16
Go into the Soup Nazi's kitchen and ask for more bread.

No soup for you!!! Get out!!
:D

[mattyboo1]

12. Go to dairy queen and order Mcnuggets.

Thats funny

[mattyboo1]

17 In a restaurant throw food in someone's face

[pinksugar800]

#18

Stare at everyone with the evil eye and point to them:)

[maguar]

#19 Ask where the kitchen is as you have their e-coli delivery

[Yellowstone67]

#20
Head to the news forecast central and yell at them
"Where the heck is my spongebob!!!"

[jellybelly2001]

#21
Go to McDonald's and scream how the make their food and what is in it

[kooky panda]

#22 Go into a library and scream : Where's the Beef?????

[pinkster73]

http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i344/pinkster73/wheres-the-beef.jpg

[pulidancer96]

#23 yell really loudly in the study area in the library "I couldn't find the Max and Ruby books! HELP!!!!!

[pulidancer96]

Or something else

[cubsrock1908]

#24 Walk into a a restrunt and yell: THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING and run around knocking tables over

[jellybelly2001]

#25
Go into a store and rip all the clothing ang run out the door before they make you pay

[pinkster73]

26. Bring all your drunk friends.

[RealFarmer1222]

27. Walk into an airport and pull out a pen knife.

[pinkster73]

27. Walk into an airport and pull out a pen knife.

(Or a lip gloss. True story)

[Ic3e]

28. Get a megaphone and act as the intercom saying there's a fire.

[cubsrock1908]

#29 Throw ur ice cream at a worker at Brums

[sparks229]

(Or a lip gloss. True story)

Omg really?

30. Slobber all over everything

[pinksugar800]

#31

Walk into the bank with a toy *** and yell" Let me in front NOW!!!"

[pinksugar800]

28. Get a megaphone and act as the intercom saying there's a fire.

LOL!!!

I can't help but laugh when I read these:p

[RealFarmer1222]

#32 Wak into a government building and say (softly)"that movie was a..." (loudly)..."BOMB".

[Branston73]

#33

Start a Riat!

[pinkster73]

*riot.

[cubsrock1908]

#34
Walk Throw beer at a baseball player at a MLB ballpark

[dalula]

35. Secretly make someone's pants fall down, then point and laugh as loudly as you can.

[ThorVII]

36. Start shooting a water *** at people... while screaming

[ThorVII]

37. Ok this is a Thor move. Run into a pet store screaming...I NEED A HORSE!!!

[sparks229]

38. Chant I hate president [insert name] outside the white house. (I would never do that btw)

(andi don't know how to word it differently for other countries.)

[pinksugar800]

#39
At a Lolly Store, scream in the store owner's face"SO...!!!!GIVE ME A 10 REASONS WHY YOU DONT SELL CHIPS AND GRAVY HERE!!!!!!"

[Branston73]

#40
Set a stink bomb of in the supermarket! Everyone would think something is rotting!

[jumphigh128]

#41
Go to a water park and pour rainbow colored dye into every single drop of water

[cubsrock1908]

#42 At the mall brake into an ice cream vending machine ( The mall where I live has one)

[rengirl1978]

#43

Steal the mall security guard's handcuffs!

[pinksugar800]

#44

Grab a permanent maker and graffiti on the walls:)

[rengirl1978]

#42 At the mall brake into an ice cream vending machine ( The mall where I live has one)

For some reason, I just cannot read your username correctly!! O.o

[pinksugar800]

#45

Walk in at a 24 hour store and ask if they sell beds for free(at midnight)

[cubsrock1908]

#46 Run into a library with a George washington costume and scream: THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!

[Branston73]

47!

Mugging People!

[pinksugar800]

#48
Run across the shop isles with ur arm sticking out and knock the jars over

[pinksugar800]

#49
Impersonate a celebrity and have an attitude!

[Zetra]

#50
Agree while the other's disagree.

[funnyhamsters]

#51.

bring a fake *** that looks real into an airport

[jellybelly2001]

#52 Blast music in a movie theater

[cuzicouldyay]

#53 Go through airport security wearing a massive, obviously fake beard (Santa) and refuse to take it off.

[unosocite]

#54 walk into a McDonald and ask for pizza hut address

[unosocite]

Or KFC address

[ubobdgc]

#55 Start yodeling at the top of your lungs.

[funnyhamsters]

#56 start a fight in a bar or club

[strawberryswiftie]

#57 play dominoes with the cans

[funnyhamsters]

58. Start an avalanche at a ski hill

[pinkster73]

59. Hold your phone to your ear and walk around saying:

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? How about now?

[unosocite]

#60
Step1: Wearing a lab coat, go to a restaurant or a train station.
Step2: pretend to cough really loud a few times
Step3: Take out your phone, pretend to call somebody and say "There's still no cure for the virus"
Step4: cough one last time
Step5: get kicked out (or beaten up first)

[Christiana12345]

61
Use somebody's shoes as a plate! :)

[Ic3e]

#62
Start randomly singing loudly at a library (make sure you sound terrible).

[Oliver118]

#63
Run around a hospital knocking everything (and everyone) over (make sure you look like a little child playing around!):o

[Velcro31]

#64 Taking the salt from each of the tables in a restaraunt and stuffing it into the waitor's mouth!

[KindleFire083]

#65 being kicked out of a public place for coughing too much especially during "flu season"

[cafemochaaa]

#66
Fake a heart attack

[lollipop_rp]

#67
Steal the (boss, head librarian, whoever is in charge)'s cell phone and sell it for four times its price

[JumpingBerries12345]

#68

Take a very weird photo of ur boss and post it on instagram.

[weega]

#69

badly attempt tap dancing while randomly pointing out the flaws in the people around you..

"You smell like tuna!"
*tap dance*
"who did your hair? A blind person?"
*tap Dance*
"How many IQ points does it take to be considered a living thing? I don't know but I bet you don't have enough!"
*tap dance*
"Your daughter acts like a spoiled brat, guess someone should have been more careful not to drop the baby on it's head!"
*tap dance*
"You are a terrible human being with no sense of modesty!"
*Tap dance*

*strike a pose*



*get kicked out*

[funnyrandomness5112]

#70 Yelling "Come ON GUYS! I DON'T PAY YOU TO JUST LAY AROUND AND DO NOTHING!"

[Dragonilis]

#71 wear a hocky mask and run around telling people that you're going to **** them

[tajul]

#72

go into Shopko naked and do gangham stile in the opetn bye the doors

[mathstagelover]

#73

Swing from the chandelier

[rockycat2012]

Bring your dog in a place that says "Dogs allowed" crossed out with spray paint then "No dogs allowed" written under that.

[310pnut]

#75 Go in to a public place with a *** (have blanks in it) and start shooting the celling.

[copycats]

#76 Go up to some food, sneeze on it and then volenteer to consume it now that it is unwanted

[bobbyrae]

#77 Scream, "Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!!" in every child's face.

[PineapplePigeon]

#78 Jump into the $5 DVD bin at Walmart and scream whenever someone walks by :cool:

[tajul]

#79 get a friend, then go shopping cart racing while dumping green goo on everything

[earthrocks]

#80 Talk really really loud on the phone with someone, AND start having an obnoxious argument with them.

[umumum2]

#81
bring justin bieber with you and sing baby all night

[JumpingBerries12345]

#82
When someboddy is reading a great book in the publoc, use your phone and watch Neflix stuff on the highest volume setting possiblw.

[asyran2012]

#83
Performing un-wanted performance in a restaurant :p

[jellypie200]

#84
Doing the wiggle wiggle wiggle for straight 20 minutes
And slapping customers

[matchbox222]

#85 eat with your hands and eat others food

[umumum2]

#86
RUN AND SCREAM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE.:p:p:p

[zaccy678]

# 87

Grab a random stranger and yell:
"Quick, tell me what year it is!"

When they reply, yell back:
"Oh no, it's too late!".

Repeat.

[tajul]

#88
Hide somewhere, and when someone walks by, stage-whisper "I can smell you" in a southern accent.

[moshigirl14]

89: run up to security and scream in their ear

[whatfireball]

#90 (Congrats!) In a store, break a computer.

[LadyEna]

#91- Go to your favorite movie theater, get up on stage and yell,
"This movie sucks!"

[purplecupcake44]

#92 Knock somebody into a pool. (Happened to me) lol.

[kellyleroc111]

#93 Gone to swimming pool and skinny dip

[HiYoNoYa]

#94 Make a hideout in Walmart and try to live there.

[happyday5]

#95 Do the hokey pokey on top of the counter at the restaurant.