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pinksugar800
05-07-12, 02:31 AM
Title says it all:)
Nothing rude:)
Any place!
i.e. hotels, shopping centre, restraunts

Eg--

#1-(The first way to get kicked out of a public place)

Please put #(number) at the start of your message:)

Have Fun & Anyone Can Start:)

Ic3e
05-07-12, 02:39 AM
#1

Throw up in someone's food at a restaurant. (hopefully it'll staet a chain reaction of everyone throwing up.)

maguar
05-07-12, 03:48 AM
#2

In a store thank them in advance for giving you the Winona discount

pinksugar800
05-07-12, 04:45 AM
Ahh, I spelt restaurant wrong!!!!:/
:(

cubsrock1908
05-07-12, 05:25 AM
#3
Pee on someone at the city pool

Godlovesyou12
05-07-12, 05:42 AM
#4
Walk in naked with nothing on
(You'll probably get arrested too!)

sourlicorice2
05-07-12, 08:15 AM
#5

Ask how much you get off for the ten finger discount.

pinkster73
05-07-12, 08:29 AM
#6

Keep farting really stinky ones

Branston73
05-07-12, 08:40 AM
#7

Buying everything in the shop!

jumphigh128
05-07-12, 03:45 PM
#8
Read aloud the book with a microphone when watching a movie of it

sparks229
05-07-12, 03:48 PM
#8

Trying to stuff all the pillows and towels and possibly a mattress from a hotel

queentina3
05-07-12, 03:49 PM
#9

Ask really loudly why the Health Department shut them down for a week.

Yellowstone67
05-07-12, 03:57 PM
#10.
Smack an employee at Mcdonald's because they dropped one of your frys. :)

pinksugar800
05-07-12, 04:26 PM
#11

At McCafe, Smash the mugs everytime you get a coffee:p

pinkster73
05-07-12, 04:28 PM
12. Go to dairy queen and order Mcnuggets.

taz086
05-07-12, 04:30 PM
13. Run around, screaming loudly for ice cream.

dalula
05-07-12, 04:52 PM
14. Get some candy on a stand and eat all of them without paying for a single one.

sparks229
05-07-12, 05:30 PM
#15

Slap the principal of a school

bobbyrae
05-07-12, 05:34 PM
#16
Go into the Soup Nazi's kitchen and ask for more bread.

No soup for you!!! Get out!!
:D

mattyboo1
05-07-12, 05:36 PM
12. Go to dairy queen and order Mcnuggets.

Thats funny

mattyboo1
05-07-12, 05:37 PM
17 In a restaurant throw food in someone's face

pinksugar800
05-08-12, 03:20 AM
#18

Stare at everyone with the evil eye and point to them:)

maguar
05-08-12, 03:37 AM
#19 Ask where the kitchen is as you have their e-coli delivery

Yellowstone67
05-08-12, 03:50 PM
#20
Head to the news forecast central and yell at them
"Where the heck is my spongebob!!!"

jellybelly2001
05-08-12, 04:30 PM
#21
Go to McDonald's and scream how the make their food and what is in it

kooky panda
05-08-12, 05:58 PM
#22 Go into a library and scream : Where's the Beef?????

pinkster73
05-08-12, 06:02 PM
http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i344/pinkster73/wheres-the-beef.jpg

pulidancer96
05-08-12, 06:22 PM
#23 yell really loudly in the study area in the library "I couldn't find the Max and Ruby books! HELP!!!!!

pulidancer96
05-08-12, 06:22 PM
Or something else

cubsrock1908
05-08-12, 06:24 PM
#24 Walk into a a restrunt and yell: THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING and run around knocking tables over

jellybelly2001
05-08-12, 07:51 PM
#25
Go into a store and rip all the clothing ang run out the door before they make you pay

pinkster73
05-08-12, 07:54 PM
26. Bring all your drunk friends.

RealFarmer1222
05-08-12, 08:23 PM
27. Walk into an airport and pull out a pen knife.

pinkster73
05-08-12, 08:25 PM
27. Walk into an airport and pull out a pen knife.

(Or a lip gloss. True story)

Ic3e
05-08-12, 08:32 PM
28. Get a megaphone and act as the intercom saying there's a fire.

cubsrock1908
05-08-12, 09:02 PM
#29 Throw ur ice cream at a worker at Brums

sparks229
05-09-12, 12:02 AM
(Or a lip gloss. True story)

Omg really?

30. Slobber all over everything

pinksugar800
05-09-12, 12:37 AM
#31

Walk into the bank with a toy gun and yell" Let me in front NOW!!!"

pinksugar800
05-09-12, 12:38 AM
28. Get a megaphone and act as the intercom saying there's a fire.

LOL!!!

I can't help but laugh when I read these:p

RealFarmer1222
05-09-12, 12:45 PM
#32 Wak into a government building and say (softly)"that movie was a..." (loudly)..."BOMB".

Branston73
05-09-12, 01:02 PM
#33

Start a Riat!

pinkster73
05-09-12, 01:31 PM
*riot.

cubsrock1908
05-09-12, 05:56 PM
#34
Walk Throw beer at a baseball player at a MLB ballpark

dalula
05-10-12, 03:39 PM
35. Secretly make someone's pants fall down, then point and laugh as loudly as you can.

ThorVII
05-10-12, 08:46 PM
36. Start shooting a water gun at people... while screaming

ThorVII
05-10-12, 08:49 PM
37. Ok this is a Thor move. Run into a pet store screaming...I NEED A HORSE!!!

sparks229
05-10-12, 09:17 PM
38. Chant I hate president [insert name] outside the white house. (I would never do that btw)

(andi don't know how to word it differently for other countries.)

pinksugar800
05-11-12, 01:16 AM
#39
At a Lolly Store, scream in the store owner's face"SO...!!!!GIVE ME A 10 REASONS WHY YOU DONT SELL CHIPS AND GRAVY HERE!!!!!!"

Branston73
05-11-12, 01:27 PM
#40
Set a stink bomb of in the supermarket! Everyone would think something is rotting!

jumphigh128
05-11-12, 02:12 PM
#41
Go to a water park and pour rainbow colored dye into every single drop of water

cubsrock1908
05-11-12, 06:17 PM
#42 At the mall brake into an ice cream vending machine ( The mall where I live has one)

rengirl1978
05-11-12, 07:46 PM
#43

Steal the mall security guard's handcuffs!

pinksugar800
05-11-12, 07:48 PM
#44

Grab a permanent maker and graffiti on the walls:)

rengirl1978
05-11-12, 07:50 PM
#42 At the mall brake into an ice cream vending machine ( The mall where I live has one)

For some reason, I just cannot read your username correctly!! O.o

pinksugar800
05-16-12, 02:01 AM
#45

Walk in at a 24 hour store and ask if they sell beds for free(at midnight)

cubsrock1908
05-17-12, 12:05 PM
#46 Run into a library with a George washington costume and scream: THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!

Branston73
05-17-12, 06:00 PM
47!

Mugging People!

pinksugar800
05-18-12, 01:07 AM
#48
Run across the shop isles with ur arm sticking out and knock the jars over

pinksugar800
05-22-12, 01:53 AM
#49
Impersonate a celebrity and have an attitude!

Zetra
07-09-12, 04:28 AM
#50
Agree while the other's disagree.

funnyhamsters
01-01-13, 03:02 PM
#51.

bring a fake gun that looks real into an airport

jellybelly2001
01-01-13, 03:10 PM
#52 Blast music in a movie theater

cuzicouldyay
01-01-13, 08:08 PM
#53 Go through airport security wearing a massive, obviously fake beard (Santa) and refuse to take it off.

unosocite
01-01-13, 08:13 PM
#54 walk into a McDonald and ask for pizza hut address

unosocite
01-01-13, 08:13 PM
Or KFC address

ubobdgc
01-02-13, 02:59 PM
#55 Start yodeling at the top of your lungs.

funnyhamsters
01-02-13, 03:27 PM
#56 start a fight in a bar or club

strawberryswiftie
01-07-13, 02:07 PM
#57 play dominoes with the cans

funnyhamsters
01-08-13, 06:23 PM
58. Start an avalanche at a ski hill

pinkster73
01-08-13, 08:08 PM
59. Hold your phone to your ear and walk around saying:

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? How about now?

unosocite
01-09-13, 10:07 PM
#60
Step1: Wearing a lab coat, go to a restaurant or a train station.
Step2: pretend to cough really loud a few times
Step3: Take out your phone, pretend to call somebody and say "There's still no cure for the virus"
Step4: cough one last time
Step5: get kicked out (or beaten up first)

Christiana12345
01-15-13, 11:31 PM
61
Use somebody's shoes as a plate! :)

Ic3e
05-31-13, 10:35 AM
#62
Start randomly singing loudly at a library (make sure you sound terrible).

Oliver118
06-01-13, 12:51 AM
#63
Run around a hospital knocking everything (and everyone) over (make sure you look like a little child playing around!):o

Velcro31
06-02-13, 05:33 AM
#64 Taking the salt from each of the tables in a restaraunt and stuffing it into the waitor's mouth!

KindleFire083
06-02-13, 06:20 AM
#65 being kicked out of a public place for coughing too much especially during "flu season"

cafemochaaa
07-01-13, 08:25 AM
#66
Fake a heart attack

lollipop_rp
07-01-13, 10:52 AM
#67
Steal the (boss, head librarian, whoever is in charge)'s cell phone and sell it for four times its price

JumpingBerries12345
08-14-13, 07:42 PM
#68

Take a very weird photo of ur boss and post it on instagram.

weega
08-14-13, 09:14 PM
#69

badly attempt tap dancing while randomly pointing out the flaws in the people around you..

"You smell like tuna!"
*tap dance*
"who did your hair? A blind person?"
*tap Dance*
"How many IQ points does it take to be considered a living thing? I don't know but I bet you don't have enough!"
*tap dance*
"Your daughter acts like a spoiled brat, guess someone should have been more careful not to drop the baby on it's head!"
*tap dance*
"You are a terrible human being with no sense of modesty!"
*Tap dance*

*strike a pose*



*get kicked out*

funnyrandomness5112
08-15-13, 05:58 PM
#70 Yelling "Come ON GUYS! I DON'T PAY YOU TO JUST LAY AROUND AND DO NOTHING!"

Dragonilis
08-22-13, 10:32 AM
#71 wear a hocky mask and run around telling people that you're going to kill them

tajul
09-04-13, 08:46 PM
#72

go into Shopko naked and do gangham stile in the opetn bye the doors

mathstagelover
11-25-13, 07:24 AM
#73

Swing from the chandelier

rockycat2012
12-08-13, 11:46 AM
Bring your dog in a place that says "Dogs allowed" crossed out with spray paint then "No dogs allowed" written under that.

310pnut
12-28-13, 08:43 AM
#75 Go in to a public place with a gun (have blanks in it) and start shooting the celling.

copycats
12-28-13, 10:12 AM
#76 Go up to some food, sneeze on it and then volenteer to consume it now that it is unwanted

bobbyrae
01-05-14, 05:18 AM
#77 Scream, "Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!!" in every child's face.

PineapplePigeon
05-18-14, 12:10 AM
#78 Jump into the $5 DVD bin at Walmart and scream whenever someone walks by :cool:

tajul
05-20-14, 08:45 PM
#79 get a friend, then go shopping cart racing while dumping green goo on everything

earthrocks
06-22-14, 12:06 PM
#80 Talk really really loud on the phone with someone, AND start having an obnoxious argument with them.

umumum2
07-24-14, 05:04 PM
#81
bring justin bieber with you and sing baby all night

JumpingBerries12345
07-27-14, 09:13 AM
#82
When someboddy is reading a great book in the publoc, use your phone and watch Neflix stuff on the highest volume setting possiblw.

asyran2012
07-28-14, 06:36 PM
#83
Performing un-wanted performance in a restaurant :p

jellypie200
08-11-14, 06:01 AM
#84
Doing the wiggle wiggle wiggle for straight 20 minutes
And slapping customers

matchbox222
08-14-14, 01:18 AM
#85 eat with your hands and eat others food

umumum2
10-17-14, 02:45 PM
#86
RUN AND SCREAM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE.:p:p:p

zaccy678
04-22-15, 09:31 PM
# 87

Grab a random stranger and yell:
"Quick, tell me what year it is!"

When they reply, yell back:
"Oh no, it's too late!".

Repeat.

tajul
05-03-15, 07:55 PM
#88
Hide somewhere, and when someone walks by, stage-whisper "I can smell you" in a southern accent.

moshigirl14
12-18-15, 08:57 AM
89: run up to security and scream in their ear

whatfireball
08-01-16, 04:10 AM
#90 (Congrats!) In a store, break a computer.

LadyEna
08-02-16, 03:58 PM
#91- Go to your favorite movie theater, get up on stage and yell,
"This movie sucks!"

purplecupcake44
08-06-16, 01:55 PM
#92 Knock somebody into a pool. (Happened to me) lol.

kellyleroc111
10-23-16, 08:22 AM
#93 Gone to swimming pool and skinny dip

HiYoNoYa
10-28-16, 04:32 PM
#94 Make a hideout in Walmart and try to live there.

happyday5
11-14-16, 08:34 PM
#95 Do the hokey pokey on top of the counter at the restaurant.