German, please help translate

[333paddington]

Can someone please translate this for me, from German to English.

Zu reklamieren hast schreib went schon German und sonst kann ich dich ja auch rausswerfen went du dad German wilst.

[bigbux3]

The heck?

Claim to have read German, and went even you or I may even throw you want me dad went too German.

[333paddington]

Bigbux, I don't understand your English???

I asked her if she wanted to be gifted food or parts, any idea?

[333paddington]

Sorry, dad should be das

[pinkster73]

I got this:

Claim to have read German, and went even you or I may even throw you want me dad went too German.

[pinkster73]

Ok its this:

Claim to have read German, and went even you or I can indeed throw you went wilst the German

[sparks229]

Google translate people??? ;)Thats what I used to until I realized it made no sense

[333paddington]

What does this mean, food or parts?

[pinkster73]

I have no idea what it means.

[pinkster73]

What does this mean, food or parts?

Uuuuh it means she wants to throw you?

[333paddington]

Throw me where???

[pinkster73]

Ask this: it means "do you want food or parts?)

Wollen Sie Lebensmittel oder Teile?

[333paddington]

Thanks pinkster, will do

[bigbux3]

I used translate. That's why I was confused. You are too funny pinkster.

[pinkster73]

I used translate. That's why I was confused. You are too funny pinkster.

I did too. Half the time it doesn't make sense just like sparks said.

[pinkster73]

Maybe I told him to say "I eat balloons" or something. Who really knows for sure. Except German speakers of course.

[333paddington]

I hope not

[333paddington]

And I'm a her

[patriziaf]

Your first message is a mix of German and English. Where is the original message, only in German?
She was rude, if I understand that cocktail. She said that if you want to protest, if you are not happy you should said that in German. Or she could remove you from the neighbors, if you want.
I would remove her.

[333paddington]

You're right, a German speaking person said it meant, if I have something to complain about, do it in German or delete her.

I was just asking what gift she wanted.

[pinkster73]

You're right, a German speaking person said it meant, if I have something to complain about, do it in German or delete her.

I was just asking what gift she wanted.

Gift her with a "deleted".

[viviansmo]

Gift her with a "deleted".
I agree... she was pretty rude to assume you were complaining and already threatening to delete you because you don't write in German. whatever. :rolleyes:

[pinkster73]

One day when I was practicing my French I accidentally posted on snapenath's wall "I watered you my lover" or something like that.

[bobbyrae]

Lol. Lolololol! Lost in translation much?

[viviansmo]

One day when I was practicing my French I accidentally posted on snapenath's wall "I watered you my lover" or something like that.

rofl! that must've gone over well... you can practice French on my wall too if you like. And German. not that I can answer or even see my wall yet.

[Snapenath]

One day when I was practicing my French I accidentally posted on snapenath's wall "I watered you my lover" or something like that.


You had said "my chum" which is actually Canadian French and indeed means lover lol!

But I like when you practise your French on my wall... or your strange onomatopeias lol

[333paddington]

Thanks guys, here is her reply, which again, I need help with.

Aaah? Keine sorge, Mir ist alles recht und bei dir?

Thanks in anticipation.

[pinkster73]

She says this:

Aaah? Do not worry, I am all right and with you?

[333paddington]

Thanks pinkster, I think I'll leave off answering her, just emoji from now on.

[pinkster73]

Thanks pinkster, I think I'll leave off answering her, just emoji from now on.

Smiley faces work in all languages. Unless she's on Android, then she can't see your emojis.

[patriziaf]

No, Pinkster, she says she doesn't have preferences (all is good), and ask "and you, what do you prefer?"

[patriziaf]

Mir= to me (Dativ)
Ist=is
alles=all, all the things
recht=right, good, appropriate, suitable

[pinkster73]

No, Pinkster, she says she doesn't have preferences (all is good), and ask "and you, what do you prefer?"

I'm only as good as Google translate, which apparently is not good.

[patriziaf]

I didn't use and I don't need Google Translate. No problems with German, or French, or Italian. ;-) I did for years the press review of the main Swiss newspapers in German and French.

[333paddington]

Thanks patriziaf

[pinkster73]

I didn't use and I don't need Google Translate. No problems with German, or French, or Italian. ;-) I did for years the press review of the main Swiss newspapers in German and French.

Good for you

[mamallamas]

I didn't use and I don't need Google Translate. No problems with German, or French, or Italian. ;-) I did for years the press review of the main Swiss newspapers in German and French.

patriziaf: you're legit!

[pinkster73]

patriziaf: you're legit!

And modest too!

[mamallamas]

And modest too!

BTW I liked my tin foil hat that is now gone.... oh well

[pinkster73]

BTW I liked my tin foil hat that is now gone.... oh well

I will post it on your wall.