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sparks229
03-27-12, 04:16 PM
I think I can start this game which was locked because of the page limit.

Corrupt A Wish
In this game, you grant somebody's wish, but with an unexpected twist.* Then you make your own wish.


When you make a post:
1. First, you grant the wish of the poster above you.* All you have to do is say "Granted."
2. Then you corrupt it.* What does it mean to "corrupt" a wish, you ask? Here's examples of what you can do:
Make the wish backfire.
Make something happen that will ruin the wish.
Exploit a loophole caused by the phrasing of the wish.
etc., etc.
* *Simply put, you add a twist.
3. Then, you make a wish of your own.* Be fair, and don't be inappropriate.

For example:

joyirene: i wish i had a Corvette
someone: granted. you got it real cheap because it was crushed under a giant anvil.
i wish i was the most attractive person in the world

Etc. Etc.

Ok I wish I didn't have to do math homework.

jellybelly2001
03-27-12, 04:23 PM
Granted but they gave you more writing
I wish I got all the wishes I get fullproofed that it will work

HmongVillager
03-27-12, 06:19 PM
Granted but then with all your wishes everybody hates you.
I wish for more gems in Bakery Story!!!

bobbyrae
03-28-12, 08:40 AM
Granted. But now everything is for coins.
I wish I could fly anywhere I wanted to without having to set foot on a plane.

dalula
03-28-12, 03:38 PM
Granted, but you have to pay $1,000,000 for that type of transportation.
I wish I could win a forum contest.

sparks229
03-28-12, 05:32 PM
Granted but they make everyone else winners too

I wish I had a lot of chocolate right now

jellybelly2001
03-28-12, 05:45 PM
Granted but now u are fat
I wish I was rich

snowybird
03-28-12, 05:48 PM
Granted, but because you said "was" that means it is in the past, so you are no longer rich. (sorry for that)
I wish I could have more gems!

HmongVillager
03-29-12, 04:49 PM
Granted but every game goes down forever.
I wish for world peace?

shakiba
03-29-12, 05:16 PM
Granted, but now ppl are having wars for world peace.
I wish I can find a perfect dress.

gaclack
03-30-12, 12:49 PM
Granted, you can find a perfect dress, only its not your perfect dress.
I wish I had perfect vision...

sparks229
03-30-12, 03:57 PM
Granted but you see all the horrible things on earth

i wish i got enough sleep today

bletchingdon
03-30-12, 04:01 PM
Granted:- You fall to sleep now......... Zzzzzzzz:)

I Wish I Had No HOMEWORK:)

jellybelly2001
03-30-12, 04:06 PM
Granted but now school is longer
I wish to be a wizard

chillez
03-31-12, 06:17 AM
Granted but you're extremely hideous

I wish I could read my teachers minds

jumphigh128
03-31-12, 06:41 AM
Granted but everyone can read yours

I wish I could fly

HmongVillager
03-31-12, 07:21 AM
granted but gravity is now extinct and everybody can fly.
I wish that soldiers would leave Afghanistan!!!!!!

HmongVillager
04-01-12, 02:25 PM
:oOk that was a personal wish so im gonna change my wish:
I wish school was out forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sparks229
04-01-12, 02:36 PM
Grantedbut you become a teacher that can't work so now you are poor

I wish my computer wouldn't take so long to load

8summer8
04-01-12, 07:55 PM
Granted but now the robbers can load it into their van super quick.
I wish for a clean, tidy, well organised home

shakiba
04-02-12, 06:57 PM
Granted but now the robbers can load it into their van super quick.
I wish for a clean, tidy, well organised home

granted, but now ur home is so organized that u forgot where u left ur valuable things

shakiba
04-02-12, 06:58 PM
granted, but now ur home is so organized that u forgot where u left ur valuable things

oops forgot this line:

I wish I can travel the world.

Ic3e
04-02-12, 11:37 PM
Granted! Now you're broke

I wish my feet didn't itch

jumphigh128
04-07-12, 10:57 AM
Granted but now everywhere else does

I wish I could turn invisible

HmongVillager
04-07-12, 10:59 AM
Granted but then your forgotten....
I wish i had some money $$$$

gaclack
04-07-12, 12:30 PM
Granted, you have money, but you locked all of it in a safe and now you completely forgot the pin# for it.

I wish gardening wasn't so hard

oxford37
04-07-12, 12:34 PM
Granted, You order workers to do your gardening for you!

I wish the Easter update came at a more sensible time!

sparks229
04-07-12, 01:02 PM
Granted but none of the other updates come on time later on.

I wish for.... Something

sourlicorice2
04-07-12, 05:46 PM
Granted, you get garbage dumped on your lawn (that's something).

I wish my parents spare bed wasn't as hard as a rock.

jumphigh128
04-08-12, 07:14 AM
Granted, now it's as soft as a bed of feathers and has a canopy and a built in game station but now you're cousin comes to visit and you have o sleep on the floor.

I wish I could grow a jelly bean tree

pops1972
04-08-12, 07:19 AM
Granted. But now you are suffering from tooth decay.
I wish TL would make all gifts valuable.

8summer8
04-10-12, 05:21 AM
Granted but now gifts cost 500 gems each.

I wish I would wake up feeling awake.

dalula
04-10-12, 03:15 PM
Granted, but you feel awake for 1 second.
I wish i could get a 40% off gem sale in Fashion Story on my iPod...

HmongVillager
04-10-12, 03:22 PM
Granted but then tl goes bankrupt and you can never buy gems again!
I wish for a new duster :p

gaclack
04-10-12, 03:32 PM
Granted, a super high quality feather duster pack has been ordered for you, but the delivery man left it outside your home long enough for some birds to see it... and get mad.
I wish fast food was healthier these days...

lylahmae
04-10-12, 05:19 PM
Granted but it tastes awful


I wish three year old girls weren't so sassy

sparks229
04-10-12, 09:45 PM
Granted but they grow up and become sassier.

I wish I could actually sleep in

FarmerZionLion
04-13-12, 02:39 AM
Granted but you wake up in a dark alley somewhere in new york city dressed in a sailor moon costume and handcuffed to a chimpanzee with no recolection of how you ended up in that situation.

I wish I had a better wish

jumphigh128
04-16-12, 07:27 PM
Granted, but your wish doesn't happen

I wish I could have 3 more weeks of track out

iceschool101221
04-16-12, 09:40 PM
Granted, but now you need to go to track every weekday over summer vacation.
I wish for world peace!!! :)

cubsrock1908
05-08-12, 09:16 PM
Granted but People that hate peace start riots!

I wish that my hair could be red ( I'm a dirty blonde)

nmishii
05-08-12, 10:09 PM
Granted, but its a very bright unnatural shade of red and all the hair on your whole body is that color and you can't change it.

I wish I could go on a Caribbean cruise.

sparks229
05-08-12, 11:41 PM
Granted, but evil people capture you and use you as a lab human! :p

I wish TL had a gem scavenger hunt.

music908
05-09-12, 06:21 PM
Granted, but for winning first place you must give your gems to second place.

I wish I could memorize the periodic table for Chemistry.

queentina3
05-09-12, 09:01 PM
Granted, but then you fail your test anyways as it's never put on there.

I wish I could get my kids to stop fighting with each other.

wingsofanangel2417
05-10-12, 12:41 PM
Granted, but now they fight with you every second of the day.

I wish work would go faster.

cubsrock1908
05-10-12, 01:56 PM
Granted but U have to do 1000000000 Pages of paper work each day

dalula
05-10-12, 03:33 PM
Granted but U have to do 1000000000 Pages of paper work each day

Where's your wish?

cubsrock1908
05-10-12, 08:21 PM
Where's your wish?

Woops! I got in a hurry so my wish is for........ My BFF and me to do AWESOME in our school talent show

pinksugar800
05-11-12, 07:46 PM
Granted, but you trip over during the show but you come in 3rd place cause everyone was laughing at you and thought it was comedy:p

I wish I won the lottery and I spent it on a mansion:)

jellybelly2001
05-12-12, 06:04 AM
You won but only got 1 number so it was very little

I wish I have an iPhone

jellybelly2001
05-12-12, 06:05 AM
You won but only got 1 number so it was very little

I wish I have an iPhone

Very little money

sparks229
05-12-12, 11:19 AM
Granted but you lose it when it falls down your toilet

I wish pianos weren't hard to play.

casadolce
05-12-12, 02:48 PM
Granted. But it's too expensive that only billionaires will have access.

I wish my dog could bath herself.

mattyboo1
05-12-12, 07:10 PM
Granted. But it's too expensive that only billionaires will have access.

I wish my dog could bath herself.

Granted but your dog would bathe themselves then dirty themselves again

I wish I had 1 million gems

pinksugar800
05-13-12, 04:37 AM
Granted but you accedently spend them on 100 coins!

I wish I could be a actress:cool:

cubsrock1908
05-13-12, 08:24 AM
Granted but u have very little rolls in movies.
I wish for the Mavericks or Celtics will win the NBA finals

shakiba
05-13-12, 10:06 AM
Granted, but then everyone will throw tomatos at them.
I wish I can eat brownies right now.

sparks229
05-13-12, 03:36 PM
Granted but after you've eaten one, I steal the rest. (yes, yes I know. Brownies will have to do for now :p)

I wish I could actually get a good nights sleep for once.




I wish for the Mavericks or Celtics will win the NBA finals

MAVERICKS!!! To bad they're already out :( rooting for the lakers now! :D

music908
05-14-12, 05:50 PM
Granted, but you slept during the day and you couldn't fall asleep at night.

I wish my allergies would get better!

pinksugar800
05-15-12, 12:59 AM
Granted! But you then have even worse allergies!

I wish I could wish as many wishes as I want

princessbella99
05-15-12, 01:32 AM
Granted but you can't choose any of them!

I wish i could have unlimited money to buy gems on Teamlava games

cubsrock1908
05-15-12, 08:32 PM
Granted but u spend all the gems u got on stupid things
I wish that my summer will be awesome!

sparks229
05-19-12, 08:05 PM
Granted, but your fall, winter, and spring will be awful.

I wish the lakers win today! :)

cubsrock1908
05-19-12, 10:33 PM
Granted, but your fall, winter, and spring will be awful.

I wish the lakers win today! :)

Hate to brake it to ya but they didn't! But I'll try to make ya happy
Granted but they lose the next game
I wish the David Freese would brake his leg

sparks229
05-20-12, 02:43 PM
Hate to brake it to ya but they didn't! But I'll try to make ya happy
Granted but they lose the next game
I wish the David Freese would brake his leg

I know they lost :( they'll crush the thunder next time though! :D
Ok someone ban me in the banning game now :p

coolgirl1908
05-21-12, 07:46 AM
Granted but he will be back by the last game of the season!
I wish the Cubs will win the world series ( I'm Cubs rock's sister)

dalula
05-21-12, 03:23 PM
Granted, but the next year the cubs lose, and they continue losing for the rest of history.
I wish that I could have a donut right now. :cool:

cubsrock1908
05-21-12, 08:08 PM
Granted but it is a mud donut
I wish the cubs will neve lose again

nmishii
05-21-12, 08:21 PM
Granted, but at the same time Chicago is banned from having sports teams and the Cubs move to Mississippi to play in the minor league and all the current players go to other teams.

I wish I was eating a banana split right now.

pulidancer96
05-21-12, 09:18 PM
Granted but now ur gonna spill it.
i wish i would finish the hunger games

sparks229
05-21-12, 09:46 PM
Granted but when you finish the last book you're going to be very sad :( I'm serious it's so sad!!! :(

I wish I could have dalula's donut :p

princessbella99
06-01-12, 06:17 PM
Granted, but you can't do anything with it -not touch, not eat, not breathe on, NOTHING!! :P

I wish i could watch the Hunger Games

pulidancer96
06-03-12, 06:53 PM
Granted but when you finish the last book you're going to be very sad :( I'm serious it's so sad!!! :(

I wish I could have dalula's donut :p

Im on Catching Fire..... curse you peacekeepers. Cinna):

cubsrock1908
06-03-12, 07:29 PM
Granted but u leave after 5 minutes cuz it's so boring

cubsrock1908
06-03-12, 07:30 PM
Granted but u leave after 5 minutes cuz it's so boring

forgot my wish! I wish I could play my TL games on my other account again

dalula
06-04-12, 04:13 PM
forgot my wish! I wish I could play my TL games on my other account again

Granted, but then you can't play your games on that account after you play on it once.
I wish I never have to do an oral presentation in my life.

Green4life1
06-09-12, 01:42 PM
Granted but the president will tell you you must do 600 oral presentations or else you will die
I wish that I lost my fear of stage fright

Zetra
07-09-12, 04:22 AM
Granted but now you love the stage.
I wish Commerical never existed.

429924
07-15-12, 09:22 AM
Granted but you won't have time to go to the bathroom.
I wish magic really existed.

sparks229
08-08-12, 07:47 AM
Granted but the witches and wizards cast you off to another planet where magic doesn't exist.
I wash my head didn't hurt

sparks229
08-08-12, 07:47 AM
Granted but the witches and wizards cast you off to another planet where magic doesn't exist.
I wash my head didn't hurt

*wish.

smiley326
08-10-12, 05:23 AM
Granted. but everything gets hurt except your head.
I wish I had a pet...

Zamoraksblood
08-16-12, 09:31 AM
Granted except its a rabid coyote who eats your children

I wish I was never here.

Zetra
08-18-12, 10:00 PM
Granted,But now you existed in anywhere,

I wish Money never existed.

429924
08-18-12, 10:04 PM
Granted, but now you are hungry, and poor
I wish I can read minds

mushroom79
08-19-12, 05:46 AM
Granted but now you find out that your best friend is jealous of you and has been plotting your downfall.

I wish I never had headaches and will never will

GreenGiants01
08-20-12, 09:15 PM
Granted but now u don't have a head

I wish I had a dog

Zamoraksblood
08-31-12, 02:45 PM
It has rabies!!!!!!!

I wish I knew what to wish for

Zetra
08-31-12, 03:38 PM
Granted,The wish you wished which is you wish you

Zetra
08-31-12, 03:39 PM
Know what's you wish for!

I wish Gem and Coins is able to exchange.

smiley326
09-01-12, 07:20 AM
Granted. but now coins and gems are no more used...

I wish I had a boyfriend... <3

26peanut
09-25-12, 05:43 PM
Granted
I wish i was better at ballet

bawpotter
09-25-12, 06:03 PM
Granted, but doing ballet is now against the law.

I wish that you could say hi to me.

NeeOnn
09-26-12, 07:17 AM
Granted, but everyone hates you now.

I wish you could give me $1,000,000

429924
09-26-12, 01:27 PM
Granted, but now you have to work for me.
I wish I could stay at the library for-EVA!! :D :p <3

Zetra
09-28-12, 04:28 AM
Granted,EVA is trapped in a library forever.

I wish I have 3 wishes.

dudals5082
10-05-12, 07:44 PM
Granted, but you wasted them on jb posters
I wish I wish a wish that could wish a wish a wish

Zetra
10-06-12, 04:03 AM
Granted,Mr./Ms. Wish,What wish shall I grant to you?

I wish Internet Troll does not exist!

unosocite
10-06-12, 04:14 AM
http://i.imgur.com/CHfeL.png
It's "I LIED" face

I wish for my wish to be granted with no twist

sandtigeress
10-08-12, 02:27 PM
Granted Twist will Not Be danced


I wish this Game will go on

NeeOnn
10-08-12, 03:41 PM
Granted but this game has been banned by the police!!

I wish I had the BEST life ever

26peanut
10-12-12, 06:36 PM
Granted but that cant be true w/out me. Lol

I wish i could have an iPod touch

429924
10-12-12, 08:35 PM
Granted but you keeps getting lost

I wish The weekend could last longer

Zetra
10-13-12, 01:12 AM
Granted,But the Month goes shorter.

sparey2520
12-24-12, 11:33 AM
You have to post a wish

sparey2520
12-24-12, 11:35 AM
Edit-
(➡)
Granted,But the Month goes shorter.
You have to post a wish

sandtigeress
01-01-13, 04:46 PM
Granted, Another with Is Posted but from me :)

I wish i had an Apple.

jellybelly2001
01-01-13, 05:03 PM
Granted but it has a worm in it

I wish for a bucket of jellybelly's

tastydelicacy
01-11-13, 04:31 AM
Granted, but those jellybelly are the tricking ones, they look like some yummy taste, but actually they taste horrible.

tastydelicacy
01-11-13, 04:32 AM
Whoops, sorry. I wish for a happy life.

funnyhamsters
01-11-13, 03:20 PM
Granted. I wish to be rich

funnyhamsters
01-11-13, 03:21 PM
Granted. I wish to be rich

Oops. Granted. Without me

sandtigeress
01-11-13, 10:20 PM
Granted. You are Rich for 2 seconds, then you are robbed by your Genie.

I wish for a Cat.

310pnut
01-12-13, 01:20 PM
Granted but then they go and rip up ur WHOLE house

I wish I could live 4ever

emergRN
01-12-13, 02:17 PM
granted, but you will have a whole lotta wrinkles! lol

i wish i could play the piano like beethoven.

jellybelly2001
01-12-13, 02:31 PM
Granted but you don't have a piano


I wish for unlimited gems

funnyhamsters
01-12-13, 02:47 PM
Granted. Without a free gem offer
I wish to be the most famous person on earth

sandtigeress
01-12-13, 06:08 PM
Granted. You become the Number One on the Most wanted List (by the Police, national Security ....)

I wish it was Summer

310pnut
01-15-13, 07:02 PM
Granted but then u get sunburned.

I wish I was done w/school

jellybelly2001
01-15-13, 07:52 PM
Granted but you don't get a job

I wish to be rich

B4Ballet
01-15-13, 07:59 PM
Granted but you are alone for the rest of your life
I wish I get a good grade on everything

funnyhamsters
01-16-13, 03:27 PM
granted but u mess up and put wrong answers

i wish i was famous

sandtigeress
01-17-13, 09:54 AM
Granted, you were famous, now you are last Years News.

I wish for a grant Castle.

nickerrs
01-17-13, 10:05 AM
Granted, but there's a fire-breathing dragon guarding it.

I wish for a fairy godmother.

jellypie200
03-26-13, 11:13 AM
Granted she is now evil and turned bad
I wish for ten million dollars

Hancherry
03-30-13, 12:43 PM
Granted but the money was fake!

I wish I am a very talented, famous singer!

Cotton_candyLOVER
04-01-13, 08:23 AM
Granted but you went to jail for lipsynching at a particular performance
I wish I had some Lasangna

funnyrandomness5112
04-01-13, 11:53 AM
Granted but It was Rotten
I wish I Had UNLIMITED gems/gold in every TeamLava game

jellypie200
04-04-13, 02:03 PM
Granted but they never showed up ( I would never do this)
I wish I had 10000000 gems in bakery story

lollipop_rp
04-07-13, 06:33 AM
Granted but you fell for a gem trap

lollipop_rp
04-07-13, 06:33 AM
Granted but you fell for a gem trap

Oops I forgot my wish sorry!:(
I wish I had red feet

Ic3e
04-08-13, 01:40 AM
Granted! Now you have crab legs! :D

I wish I was rich

sandtigeress
04-08-13, 08:55 AM
Granted You were Rich for 5 seconds, then the Bank Found the calculating mistake, but you are still
Billerbeck back taxes :D

I wish i was at the Beach on a sunny beatifull Day.

funnyrandomness5112
04-08-13, 04:49 PM
Granted But you got sunburnt.

I Wish I was Iron Man

Cotton_candyLOVER
04-11-13, 01:59 PM
Granted but you were stuck to a magnet due to magnetism
I wish I had no wishes!