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bigbux3
03-24-12, 09:47 AM
Hi players!
I came up with the idea of an Occupation you'll never do game.

Rules
Players post the occupation they'll never find themselves doing, or believe they could never do. (Even if you would do it, post the occupation)

The first line should go like this: "I could never be a(n) ...(occupation)... because...

Next, post the reason/explanation/excuse you'd never do that job.

Here's an example: "I could never be a singer because my voice sounds terrible!"

The next person posts the occupation they'll "never do"

Tip: Try to come up with the most outrageous reason.

You have to wait 4 posts ahead of your previous post.

With that said... LET'S PLAY!

I'll start:

"I could never be a lifeguard because I can't swim, let alone save someone else's life."

queentina3
03-24-12, 10:37 AM
The Off-Topic Game Rules require people to wait 4 posts, no matter what you want for your game.

"I could never be a vet because I can't stand to see animals suffer and couldn't bring myself to euthanize them myself."

yanochka
03-24-12, 10:39 AM
I could never be a rhino keeper because I am not cleaning up after them :D

sparks229
03-24-12, 03:34 PM
I could never be an athlete because I am weak and I hate running

Rachael98
03-24-12, 03:40 PM
I could never work at McDonalds because I would feel bad selling that poisonous, disgusting, fatty, addicting, obesity-creating stuff to anyone, especially children.

HmongVillager
03-24-12, 03:52 PM
I could never be a counselor because i have no tolerance for other people's whining.

bigbux3
03-24-12, 03:53 PM
I could never be a dancer because I have zero rhythm.

RealFarmer1222
03-24-12, 04:57 PM
:::sigh::: I could never be a hockey player because I can't skate.

pinkster73
03-24-12, 07:33 PM
I could never work in an office, because it would bore me to the point of jumping out the window.

Ic3e
03-24-12, 07:38 PM
I could never be a author because all my imagination revolves around fashion, interior design, and architecture

pinkster73
03-24-12, 08:06 PM
I could never be a author because all my imagination revolves around fashion, interior design, and architecture

(And because you made a grammatical error :p)

sparks229
03-24-12, 08:52 PM
I could never be an actress because I laugh a lot

taz086
03-24-12, 09:38 PM
I could never be a clown because I'll creep myself out

bigbux3
03-24-12, 10:26 PM
I could never be a math teacher because I have my own problems to solve.

kooky panda
03-25-12, 08:34 AM
I could never be a dancer because I have two left feet.

HmongVillager
03-25-12, 06:51 PM
I could never be a police because i hate the uniform :p

queentina3
03-25-12, 07:31 PM
I could never be a chef because I hate seafood and am a VERY picky eater.

nmishii
03-25-12, 07:34 PM
I could never be a defense attorney because I could never defend someone I believe is guilty.

sparks229
03-25-12, 07:45 PM
I could never be an artist because my drawings look like a 2 year old did them

bigbux3
03-25-12, 07:49 PM
I could never be a race car driver because I am not fast.

dalula
03-28-12, 04:02 PM
I could never be a dentist because looking and thinking about anything that relates to dentistry makes me feel sick.

dalula
03-28-12, 04:05 PM
I could never be a dentist because looking and thinking about anything that relates to dentistry makes me feel sick.

ack sorry. I didnt read the instructions. I'll try again.

I could never be a nuclear scientist because I don't even know what it is. (at least not until this monday)

piggiful
03-29-12, 06:38 AM
I could never be a game tester because I'll just throw my chair through the computer or the game console.

HmongVillager
03-29-12, 04:48 PM
I could never be an accountant because i have zer0 organization.

shakiba
03-29-12, 05:19 PM
I can never be an electrician because I can't work with electricity.
(Hope I did this right)

chillez
03-30-12, 08:11 AM
I could never be a poet because I can't find a word to rhyme with "orange"

(and yes I no there is no word that rhymes with it)

bigbux3
03-30-12, 10:28 AM
I could never be a bank owner because I might steal all the money.

sourlicorice2
03-30-12, 10:44 AM
I could never be a doctor because I couldnt even bring myself to prick my own finger (blood test) when I had to do a biology experiment back in high school.

iceschool101221
04-16-12, 10:59 PM
I could never be a sewer cleaner dude, because I'm not a dude am a complete germaphobe and am scared that giant mutated rat-dragon-turtle thing would pop out and eat me... *shudders*

maguar
04-17-12, 03:45 AM
I could never be a delivery person. I get lost in my own room.

bigbux3
04-17-12, 07:16 AM
I could never be a superhero because I can't run after bad guys.

Zetra
07-09-12, 05:27 AM
I could never be a Executive Chef in Forum cause I not even understand!

429924
07-14-12, 05:31 PM
I could never be an pilot because I'm not to find of heights and I would get dizzy therefore I would kill the passengers and myself...

FrozenIris
07-14-12, 05:34 PM
I could never be a doctor because I always feel faint at the sight of wounds/blood.

lylahmae
07-14-12, 05:50 PM
I could never be a high-school teacher because teenagers annoy the heck out of me.

bigbux3
07-14-12, 06:09 PM
I could never be a layer because I'd automatically break down when the judge asks questions and I would call my client guilty.

Zetra
07-15-12, 12:33 AM
I could never be a action movie actor because I feel green on green background that supposed to be turn into another background.

sandtigeress
01-01-13, 05:06 PM
I could Never Be An Astronaut because i don't Know any Aliens that would take me up :)

tastydelicacy
01-11-13, 04:26 AM
I could never be a secretary in the White House because I don't live in USA.

bigbux3
01-11-13, 12:24 PM
I could never be a chef because I'd burn every dish I make!

funnyhamsters
01-11-13, 03:15 PM
I cannot be a pyro cuase I would blow everything up

Hancherry
03-30-13, 12:46 PM
I could never be an game designer because I don't have the patients

jellypie200
03-31-13, 06:26 AM
I can't be a princess because I wasn't born to be a princess

bigbux3
03-31-13, 01:28 PM
I could never be a scientist because I'd blow everything up, including myself.

lollipop_rp
03-31-13, 03:11 PM
I could never be a boy because I was destined to be a girl

Christiana12345
04-17-13, 06:51 PM
I could never be a janitore cause I hate cleaning