Fortune Cookies

[sterlingempire]

What is the strangest thing you have found in one?

Once I opened mine, and I just got a bunch of random numbers :p

[pinkster73]

I've never got a weird fortune cookie but I got a smiley face onion ring at a Chinese buffet

[nmishii]

I got a fortune cookie in English on one side and in Spanish on the other.

[pinkster73]

I got a fortune cookie in English on one side and in Spanish on the other.

Here they all have English on one side and French on the other. And the French one is usually messed up in the translation somewhere. Sometimes the English side too ha ha

[nmishii]

This was the first one I saw in Spanish. Usually the other side is in Chinese and lists lucky lottery numbers. And yes, sometimes the English side is messed up.

[pinkster73]

At our house the rule is you have to add the words "in bed" to the end of your fortune. Makes for some pretty funny fortunes :)

[nmishii]

Here, that was the rule when going to lunch with co-workers. Once they cleaned it up to "in the bathroom"

[shakiba]

All I remeber from my last fortune cookie is the number 13. I dont even like that number :p

[nmishii]

My friend told me that when his kids were young and couldn't read, he would read their fortunes to them. The kids got a lot of fortunes that read, "Listen to your mom and dad."

[shakiba]

My friend told me that when his kids were young and couldn't read, he would read their fortunes to them. The kids got a lot of fortunes that read, "Listen to your mom and dad."

Lol. Oh I get it :p So did they ever?

[pinkster73]

My friend told me that when his kids were young and couldn't read, he would read their fortunes to them. The kids got a lot of fortunes that read, "Listen to your mom and dad."

Omg I never thought of doing that. Too late now. I will do it to my nieces though. "Always listen to Aunty pinkster", although obviously they don't know me by that name ha ha

[neefs89]

I don't care how it looks..coz it is profitable

[pinkster73]

I don't care how it looks..coz it is profitable

Your fortune cookie?

[neefs89]

Your fortune cookie?

The one in bs!! It looks weird!!
Iras just checking with the new posts and posting..and I failed to realize that this is an off forum topiclol

[nmishii]

Lol. Oh I get it :p So did they ever?

They were good kids, so I guess. They're good adults now.

[nmishii]

The one in bs!! It looks weird!!
Iras just checking with the new posts and posting..and I failed to realize that this is an off forum topiclol

They're giant fortune cookies. They're the size of my glazed donuts. And I have 266K of them. It'll take about 4 months to sell.

[143Blue]

i like to eat fortune cookes...:p ummm ni thought all cookies had numbers on them no?:confused:

[nmishii]

i like to eat fortune cookes...:p ummm ni thought all cookies had numbers on them no?:confused:

Not any more. My last fortune cookie didn't have the lottery numbers. It had a Spanish fortune instead.