View Full Version : doc, how long?

11-03-11, 07:34 PM
How to play:
One person will give a sickness(real ir fake) and the next person has to give how long it will take to recover and what to do to make the recovery go faster. You have to put " doc how long at the end.
P1: i just got bit by a unicorn, doc how long?
P2: 10 weeks. Soak in a bath of uncorn glitter for 3 hours a day. I just got stuck in a sink, doc how long?

All forum rules apply.

Ill start!
I just swallowed a phone, doc how long?

11-03-11, 07:38 PM
3 days. Drink lots of restoralax :)
Doc I am stuck in quicksand! How long?

11-03-11, 07:40 PM
5 minutes, make 3 sand castles around you.
I'm addicted to TL games, Doc, how long????

11-03-11, 07:57 PM
One month. Then you get fed up with not having badges and collectables still, quit all your games, and call GM a **** **** **** ****.

My vision is declining after I stopped eating Restaurant Story eyeball stew after Halloween. Doc, how long?

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11-03-11, 08:25 PM
A month. Drink a glass of Zombie drink in Nightclub story five times a day for a month.

I am getting backache from planting candy corn on my farm. Doc, how long?

11-03-11, 08:44 PM
1 week. Eat some sugarcane to sweeten your eyesight and all will be well.

Doc, my poor fingers are numb from planting and watering! Doc, how long?

11-03-11, 08:55 PM
5 days. Dip them into a jar or honey every night before bed and it will be better in no time.

Doc, I've eaten the wrong candy, and it's a poisonous one! Doc, How long?

11-04-11, 03:31 AM
3 weeks. I'll put you on a candy corn diet for 3 weeks and you will be fne ;)
I have no gems-a-ritis, and i have it bad, DOC, how log???

11-04-11, 11:34 AM
3 weeks. Stay in the bathtub soaking in 10 dollar bills for 2 days a week.;)
Im stuck in a fedex box shipping to england!!!! Doc, how long?!

11-11-11, 05:44 AM
That depends, if you are on a plane, max 24h, if you are on a ship, it could be up to a month. Meanwhile, use your eye power to drive holes into the fedex box so that you can still breathe.

I m getting addicted to candy corn coffee!!! Doc, how long?

01-07-12, 04:57 PM
2 months, eat peanut butter to help

doc, i just got eaten by my cat, doc how long